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That's great.


"Have no fear, the EU is monitoring the situation!" - some Brussels person

I love when Trump does shit. Everybody from Eurocrats to Doomtriots get upset.

Grok:

When Chávez died of cancer in March 2013, Maduro was named his successor and won a snap presidential election in April 2013 by a narrow margin.

He was re-elected in 2018 and 2024, though both elections were widely disputed as fraudulent by opposition groups and
international observers.

Maduro remained in power until his capture by U.S. forces on January 3, 2026, following a military operation.

Regarding involvement in drug trafficking, Maduro has faced serious allegations but denies them. In March 2020, the U.S. Department of Justice indicted Maduro and 14 other Venezuelan officials on charges of narco-terrorism, drug trafficking, and corruption.

The U.S. accused him of leading the "Cartel of the Suns," a drug-trafficking organization involving high-ranking Venezuelan officials, and conspiring with the FARC guerrilla group to flood the U.S. with cocaine, allegedly shipping hundreds of tons since the 1990s.

A $15 million bounty was placed on Maduro in 2020, increased to $50 million in 2025.

Ah, Trump has been after Maduro since at least 2020.

Nicolás Maduro was officially indicted by the United States on March 26, 2020. The U.S. Department of Justice announced and unsealed charges against Maduro and 14 current and former Venezuelan officials on that date, accusing him of narco-terrorism, drug trafficking, and corruption in partnership with the FARC. A four-count superseding indictment in the Southern District of New York detailed these allegations, including conspiring to flood the U.S. with cocaine. This is confirmed by the official DOJ press release and multiple reports referencing the March 26, 2020, announcement. Recent events (as of January 2026) refer to this 2020 indictment as the basis for charges following Maduro's reported capture, with some sources mentioning a possible new or superseding indictment involving his wife, Cilia Flores (who was not named in the original). However, the primary and longstanding official indictment of Maduro himself dates to March 26, 2020.
- Grok

BTW, interest loans and porn is 100% legal in Venezuela, don't know where Tuqar got that shit from.
https://x.com/i/grok/share/wquD0GzPR75unTJ5C2wEr0Y8J
https://x.com/i/grok/share/0FiIZVo063vT7TKQiFWBggwSZ
Homosexual activity, porn, and propaganda are also legal in VZ

Tears of the "Progressives"

What did the Biden regime do about Maduro ? Maybe an occasional photo-op drug bust.

Milei weighs in

Methinks they are over-theatrisizing the perp walk scenario. Maybe Maduro can also do a little tap dance with the thumbs up. That is, if it's even Maduro and not central casting.

That's all we need is CCP Soros. How about liberating the West Coast, Great Orange One? The Monroe Doctrine doesn't apply to home turf?

I'll know they channeled Mel Brooks when the DEA officers start doing the can can.

FortWayneHatesRealtors says

Without declaration he can’t invade.

Really? Iraq? Vietnam? Grenada? Etc. Etc.

Ceffer says

"The gringos want all our oil!"

Groypers/lolberts/monarchcucks:
"Trumps not stopping the comies"
Trump:
"Order up one destroyed commie state, with a side of vaporized commie bones"

Retards' rouges gallery:
"REEE NOT OUR HECKN WHOLSOME COMMIE LEADERS"

Where are the Multipolar BRICS nations military coming to defend the People's Republic of Venezuela against the Yanqui Imperialist International Law Violating Adventurist Running Dog Capitalist etc. etc.

The Panda and the Bear flounced back and the EU White Bull is only watching and taking notes from the other side of the pond.

(The EU doesn't have a totem animal but I figure Zeus dragging off Europa in the form of a White Bull would be fitting)

TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter says

Where are the Multipolar BRICS nations military coming to defend the People's Republic of Venezuela against the Yanqui Imperialist International Law Violating Adventurist Running Dog Capitalist etc. etc.

The Panda and the Bear flounced back and the EU White Bull is only watching and taking notes from the other side of the pond.

(The EU doesn't have a totem animal but I figure Zeus dragging off Europa in the form of a White Bull would be fitting)

Actual video of the Chinese delegation caught in the crossfire when we grabbed Maduro last night.

It can't be only about oil, or that oil is the main priority as far as Venezuela.

https://x.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/2007482721048899910?s=20

(Replies vs. Likes, quite stunning)

BTW, China just lent Maduro $60B.

Hope it's in an account in Shanghai. Otherwise, thanks for the cash, Xi!

I haven’t seen Democrats this upset since they lost the Civil War.

https://x.com/GalacticJack/status/2007669058163093845?s=20

BREAKING: Venezuela’s former Chief of National Intelligence Hugo Carvajal has OFFICIALLY RELEASED every U.S. Senator who is on THE VENEZUELA LIST of politicians who have been receiving MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN KICKBACKS from the Maduro regime and Venezuelan drug trafficking organizations that make up his government in exchange for using their government positions and influence to undermine President Trump and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth’s ongoing war with these narcoterrorists.
Every one of these Senators is guilty of providing aid and comfort to THE ENEMY during a time of war and has the blood of their fellow American citizens.
(HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of whom die of drug overdoses every year at the hands of these criminal drug trafficking organizations that bring deadly drugs into our country) on their hands.
May each and every one of them be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and may their names forever live in shame for their treason.
Below is EVERY U.S. SENATOR ON THE VENEZUELA LIST:
Lisa Murkowski - R - Alaska
Mark Kelly - D - Arizona
Ruben Gallego - D - Arizona
Alex Padilla - D - California
Adam Schiff - D - California
Michael Bennet - D - Colorado
John Hickenlooper - D - Colorado
Richard Blumenthal - D - Connecticut
Chris Murphy - D - Connecticut
Chris Coons - D - Delaware
Jon Ossoff - D - Georgia
Raphael Warnock - D - Georgia
Brian Schatz - D - Hawaii
Mazie Hirono - D - Hawaii
Dick Durbin - D - Illinois
Tammy Duckworth - D - Illinois
Chuck Grassley - R - Iowa
Joni Ernst - R - Iowa
Mitch McConnell - R - Kentucky
Rand Paul - R - Kentucky
Bill Cassidy - R - Louisiana
Susan Collins - R - Maine
Angus King - I - Maine
Chris Van Hollen - D - Maryland
Angela Alsobrooks - D - Maryland
Elizabeth Warren - D - Massachusetts
Ed Markey - D - Massachusetts
Gary Peters - D - Michigan
Elissa Slotkin - D - Michigan
Amy Klobuchar - D - Minnesota
Tina Smith - D - Minnesota
Roger Wicker - R - Mississippi
Deb Fischer - R - Nebraska
Jacky Rosen - D - Nevada
Catherine Cortez Masto - D - Nevada
Jeanne Shaheen - D - New Hampshire
Maggie Hassan - D - New Hampshire
Cory Booker - D - New Jersey
Andy Kim - D - New Jersey
Martin Heinrich - D - New Mexico
Ben Ray Lujan - D - New Mexico
Chuck Schumer - D - New York
Kirsten Gillibrand - D - New York
Thom Tillis - R - North Carolina
James Lankford - R - Oklahoma
Ron Wyden - D - Oregon
Jeff Merkley - D - Oregon
Dave McCormick - R - Pennsylvania
Jack Reed - D - Rhode Island
Sheldon Whitehouse - D - Rhode Island
John Thune - R - South Dakota
John Cornyn - R - Texas
Bernie Sanders - I - Vermont
Peter Welch - D - Vermont
Mark Warner - D - Virginia
Tim Kaine - D - Virginia
Patty Murray - D - Washington
Maria Cantwell - D - Washington
Jim Justice - R - West Virginia
Tammy Baldwin - D - Wisconsin

Cuba and CCP, of course. We can expect something similar from Ukraine and their stored up blackmail as soon as they are ultimately rat cornered and the blackmail extortion is all they have.

If we had been practicing the Monroe Doctrine all along, the CCP wouldn't be occupying the West Coast, Colorado and Canada through election fraud, in a pincer with the NWO and Euro banksters/Fourth Reich.
Booger says

BREAKING: Venezuela’s former Chief of National Intelligence Hugo Carvajal has OFFICIALLY RELEASED every U.S. Senator who is on THE VENEZUELA LIST of politicians who have been receiving MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN KICKBACKS from the Maduro regime and Venezuelan drug trafficking organizations that make up his government in exchange for using their government positions and influence to undermine President Trump and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth’s ongoing war with these narcoterrorists.

Customary grotesque hypocrisy, throwing his election fraud useful idiots under the bus. Is he hoping to offer his baleful services to save his own neck? It's the KommieKunt way. If you are of no use, you are disposed of. Inverting the inversions. Is it still Satanic, or does it become a sin against Lucifer?

In addition to the civil war in Washington with the Senior Executive Service, the agencies have their own civil wars, including domestic CIA vs. CIA Fourth Reich International.

AD says

It can't be only about oil, or that oil is the main priority as far as Venezuela.

Much of the Oil Production will go to the USA, as it did before Chavez and Maduro. Profits from sales will go to Venezuelans, not transferred to Cuba, Iran, or China, supporting America's Enemies. In a year, their economy will be recovering strongly, repatriation will be in full swing, and drug trafficking will be a trickle instead of a flood.

I'd suggest the government should train and re-arm local militia forces across the country, add a 2A type amendment to their constitution to legalize gun ownership, giving locals a fighting chance against Narco trafficers and future communist takeovers. In other words, Americanize Venezuela. They have suffered greatly in the last 25 years, and could do much worse than adopt American principles of governance.

And the memes roll on.

Just substitute 'publicity optics' for 'trial', and it'll be a little closer to the mark. From here on out, it's all bullshit theater with cardboard sets. The real Maduro is in a black box hole that we will never penetrate.

Sure, China, anything you say.

All roads lead to the 2020 election fraud. I imagine a lot of go bags were updated in USA when Maduro was captured.

It was def Trump's "use it or lose it" moment.

https://x.com/newstreason/status/2007900405351756124?s=52&t=MoBmRnotGFHuD6pUFj_pKQ