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He would have hypnotized China into real Free Trade by appealing to them with tearful Compassionate Conservatism, dressed in Earth Tones. He would have given vouchers to every public school student in America. He'd convince Hillary to turn herself in and admit to her crimes in the Name of Love, and the Wall would be completed. Columba Bush would be hailed as the most beautiful woman in the world, outshining Big Mike.

Seriously folks, if not for Trump surprising the BBBs with his utterly unexpected 2016 victory that sent veteran pundits and deep state insiders to tears and shock on live TV, we'd be in the second term of Hitlery. Or Jeb would be telling us that outsourcing 3M more jobs to China that year was an act of love, and that the opioid crisis was a blessing that kept thousands of Chinese fed annually.

At the very, very least, we not only got 3 years of amazing economics and no "managed decline", half a wall, peace breaking out everywhere to much consternation among the BBBs, And most importantly - they had to take the mask off.

I suspected the GOP Establishment wasn't just foolish or stupid. Now I know it for a fact. And I know you do to.

One thing I did learn was that I thought the Woke-Chicom ship was leaving the harbor and the coast guard could send it back to port if they went full ahead flank to cut it off, just in the nick of time. When in fact, it was way off shore and well on it's way.

Another thing Trump accomplished.