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Few things are more fun than going to a waterpark on a hot, humid summer day. Be it zipping down a multi-storey water slide or floating along the lazy river, a visit to a waterpark is a great way to beat the summer heat and have some laughs.

But Dwayne (he prefers his last name be kept confidential) of Oakville, Ont., is not amused by the way in which Wild Waterworks in Hamilton operates. Indeed, when Dwayne takes his 11-year-old daughter to the park, staffers are extremely diligent about deriving personal information from Dwayne and his daughter, information that is equal parts inexplicable and ridiculous.

For example, Dwayne is a 47-year-old bearded man. It is obvious that he is male. And yet, before he can take a ride on a waterslide, he is asked if he is... pregnant?

As for his daughter, an 11-year-old girl, she too is asked if she is pregnant. As well, the daughter, who weighs about 60 lbs., is asked if she is over 300 lbs. or 400 lbs. (depending on the weight-threshold of the attraction). And she is also asked if she is taking any drugs. Repeatedly.

The people in power make the rules; the fun-havers have fun by breaking them. “Fun — when your rulers would rather you not have it, and when the agents of social programming insist on stirring non-stop apprehension over the current crisis and the next one, the better to keep you submissive and in suspense — is elementally subversive,” wrote novelist Walter Kirn, as citizens of the US endeavoured to enjoy their first normal summer since 2020.

Brave dissenters willing to defy an oppressive orthodoxy are our country’s best hope

...when it comes to titties, I never kid.

A performance of Beethoven has been axed after a British orchestra refused to back down to a US orchestra’s Covid mask demands.

The Edinburgh Festival Chorus were due to perform Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony alongside the Philadelphia Orchestra at the Edinburgh International Festival.

But the choir rejected the US orchestra’s calls to wear face masks while singing, meaning the event has been cancelled.

Spider-Man gamer banned after releasing hugely popular mod that replaced Pride flags with American flags

New modifications to the PC version of the Spider-Man Remastered video game allow players to change some features, like adding weapons and locations.

But one gamer apparently went TOO FAR. In the original Spider-Man game, there were no Pride flags, so the woke developers decided the remastered version should have rainbow LGBT flags alongside some of those problematic Stars & Stripes.

This gamer dared to replace the Pride flags and reinstate the American flag, so obviously, he (assuming his gender) is a danger to society and had to be banned. Even worse, his mod was really popular, and there's nothing worse than a woke development team realizing that 99% of humanity doesn't buy into this woke cult stuff.

https://notthebee.com/article/spider-man-gamer-banned-after-replacing-pride-flags-with-the-american-flag--

Spider-Man gamer banned after releasing hugely popular mod that replaced Pride flags with American flags

New modifications to the PC version of the Spider-Man Remastered video game allow players to change some features, like adding weapons and locations.

But one gamer apparently went TOO FAR. In the original Spider-Man game, there were no Pride flags, so the woke developers decided the remastered version should have rainbow LGBT flags alongside some of those problematic Stars & Stripes.

This gamer dared to replace the Pride flags and reinstate the American flag, so obviously, he (assuming his gender) is a danger to society and had to be banned. Even worse, his mod w...

spiderman is gay now, haha suicidal fucking business.

- Promote or join the military

The military runs on anti-woke concepts like tradition and honor. It gives structure and community. Even if you are not the right age yourself, maybe you know young men and can steer them toward the military for a few years service.

It's impossible to defeat a foe if you can't name them and identify them.

That's why they reject any labels they are given.

The woke are dangerous and must be stopped. Giving them an accurate label is the first step in the battle against cultural Marxism.

@ArthurBrooks on corporations going woke:

"We need to tell CEOs...3% of your employees are activists...blowing up your Slack demanding that you get involved in a culture war and make political statements. Don't do it. The rest of your employees are feeling bullied as well..."

Princeton Alumnus and Donor Steve Berger Writes to VP of Princeton Regarding Illegal Mandates
December 27, 2022 • by Steve Berger
Hi Hilary,

My name is Steve Berger, Princeton Class of 1976. I also served two terms on the Princo Board of Directors from 2000-06 and maintained close contact with that office during my entire investment career, first as an investment consultant and then as co-founder/manager of a hedge fund-of-funds that had many investments overlapping with Princo. I had an unblemished record of donating to Princeton ( in the five-figure range for close to 20 years) but decided in 2021 to cease all giving to Princeton due its draconian, capricious, and increasingly unscientific policies, culminating with its decision to mandate experimental injections on its students as a condition of attendance. ...

Comedian Chris Rock has shredded the “woke” Left and cancel culture in his new live special on Netflix. ...

“Don’t fall into the woke trap,” Rock warned.
“The thing I have a problem with is the selective outrage,” he said.

People who express “selective outrage” are “full of s*,” he blasted.

“Motherf*ers typing out woke a*s tweets on a phone made by child slaves,” he continued.

“Not only is everybody full of s*, every business is full of s*.

“I was in the mall the other day, I went by the store Lululemon, I walk by and in the window of every Lululemon there’s a sign that says, ‘we don’t support racism, sexism, discrimination, or hate.’

“And I’m like, ‘who gives a f*?’

“You’re just selling yoga pants,” he said.

“I don’t need your yoga pants politics.”

https://slaynews.com/news/chris-rock-slams-wokeness-netflix-special-dont-fall-woke-trap/

Comedian Chris Rock has shredded the “woke” Left and cancel culture in his new live special on Netflix. ...

“Don’t fall into the woke trap,” Rock warned.
“The thing I have a problem with is the selective outrage,” he said.

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