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https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/media-assures-americans-that-migrants-havent-killed-any-cats-just-women-and-children

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/toothless-thursday-september-12-2024

Shut up y’all! It’s not happening! The Associated Press ran a narrative-bending story Tuesday headlined, “Ohio is sending troopers and $2.5 million to a city that has seen an influx of Haitian migrants.” Governor Mike DeWine announced he would send cops and a big bribe —the stick and the carrot— to “a” city. No city in particular? Nope, it’s Springfield!

In other words, mole-like Governor DeWine is dispatching the political fire department, to extinguish the flickering flames of controversy lighting up the national conversation. The millions will be airdropped on Springfield officials and business owners during the next 24 months, long enough for Haiti’s madcap drivers to crash through the upcoming election cycle without stopping for a scandal:

On Wednesday, the Ohio State Highway Patrol will be dispatched to help local law
enforcement with traffic issues that officials say have cropped up due to an increase in
Haitians unfamiliar with U.S. traffic laws using the roads. DeWine said he is also
earmarking $2.5 million over two years to provide more primary healthcare through the
county health department and private healthcare institutions.

In other words, DeWine’s message to Springfield was: shut up and get paid, or speak and get nothing.

Governor DeWine has a political problem. He’s embarrassing Border Czar Harris by letting his pet Haitians run amok in small Ohio towns like Springfield. One supposes that on Monday, DeWine got the call: shut down those voodoo-loving cat chewers. Shut them down hard. Right. Now.

The magic wand of government can wave fast when it wants to. Bllliiiing! In a matter of hours, DeWine will sprinkle cops and taxpayer money on Springfield to quiet everything back down, and to remind local officials to keep saying the Haitians are happily integrating with a couple of tiny hiccups here and there and the occasional dead 11-year-old, maybe a few ducks and swans, but definitely not Fluffy or Fido.

Satire alert. The AP’s article ended by mentioning DeWine’s and his family’s long-standing connections to Haiti — but with an ironic twist. DeWine has long claimed his investments in Haiti (purely for charitable purposes) were in memoriam for his daughter, Becky, who tragically died in a car crash.

DeWine's family operates a charity in Haiti in honor of their late daughter, Becky, who
died in a car accident. He said the Haitians who have moved to Ohio are generally hard-
working people who love their families and who are seeking to escape the violence in
their home country for good jobs in Ohio.

To honor the late Becky, DeWine is now overwhelming Ohio towns with Haitians who can’t drive and are killing other people’s kids in car crashes. I’d say you can’t make this stuff up, but you could; it’s just that nobody would ever believe it.

Corporate media’s weasel-word tricks are out in force in this story. Note how the AP quoted DeWine as saying the “Haitians who moved to Ohio are generally hard-working people who love their families.” Generally. Meaning, not specifically.

In other words, some of the Haitians are hardened criminals. Sorry. You can’t make an immigration omelet without breaking a few Ohio towns.

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-famous-cats-launch-democats-for-trump-following-reports-of-kamalas-migrants-eating-pets/

https://nitter.poast.org/TrumpWarRoom/status/1835347707910615530

@JDVance: "We condemn all violence and condemn all threats of violence... But we don't believe, Margaret, in a heckler's veto. You can condemn violence on the one hand, while also saying that there have been terrible problems with Kamala Harris's open border in Springfield. Now, you said that these are false rumors. Well, I've heard about a dozen things from my constituents in Springfield, Ohio. TEN of them are verifiable."

https://www.malone.news/p/trumps-inelegant-brilliance

Did you think Kamala was flying them to Martha's Vineyard? - 81% (362,000/448,000) of her irregular Haitians somehow went to states that voted against her in 2020. If you look closely at the graph, you can just barely see when she started flying them into your neighborhood.

https://rumble.com/v5ejewq-springfield-ohio-leaked-911-call-reporting-4-haitians-carrying-dead-geese.html


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https://pjmedia.com/paula-bolyard/2024/09/12/breaking-ohio-sos-uncovers-fake-haitian-voter-registrations-springfield-n4932487

Haitian Voter Fraud Uncovered in Springfield, Ohio ...

Alex Trianfaflou, a Hamilton County Board of Elections member and chairman of the Ohio Republican Party, said at the time, “The first thing I want to point out is, you know, we use words like ‘anomalies,’ ‘suspicion,’ and everything else because we try to be PC, I guess. But this is fraud, outright fraudulent behavior."

“Who’s responsible or how they’re responsible, that will be up to somebody other than me," he added. "It’s plain and obvious to me when you get this many registration cards with the very same handwriting that someone is trying to defraud the elections process in Hamilton County.”

Canvassers have a long history of taking advantage of disadvantaged individuals who may not speak English well enough to understand what they're being asked to sign.

Yi said in the press release on Thursday, “All county boards should be vigilant about the integrity of registration forms submitted by any public or private entity, especially third-party groups hiring paid operatives who often work on a bounty system based on the quantity, not quality, of their work."

“This is a reminder to all of our elections officials to be vigilant as we enter the final weeks of voter registration eligibility for the 2024 general election,” LaRose warned. "We’re continuing to aggressively pursue third-party groups and paid canvassers who’ve been submitting fraudulent registration forms, and we’re cracking down on the use of illegal forms that aren’t authorized by my office as the law requires. These investigations are happening even as we continue to broaden the enforcement of Ohio’s constitutional citizenship voting requirement.”

https://thepostmillennial.com/authorities-to-crack-down-on-animal-sacrifices-in-new-york-after-dog-pig-carcasses-found-in-jamaica-bay

https://genesiustimes.com/breaking-national-touring-company-has-canceled-upcoming-cats-performance-in-springfield-ohio/

We all know the government will never do mass deportation and long as it is standing.

Right, there is too much money to be made from all those criminal aliens. The government never acts in the interests of common people, but only in the interests of the ruling class. Criminal aliens work for lower wages, and that not only boost profits directly, but it drives down wages for the native population too.

And leftist women will do everything they can to stop mass deportation, both out of a misguided sense of sympathy (while having zero sympathy for the native born who are harmed by the competition) and out of a desire to see more foreign men around, because most American men have become such feminist pansies.

https://nitter.poast.org/EndWokeness/status/1836029614470082994

@EndWokeness
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Parents in Charleroi, PA reveal that the MAJORITY of young kids in school are HAITIANS who can't speak English.

Schools in the town can't keep up.

4k Americans. 2k Haitians.

https://slaynews.com/news/illegal-alien-arrested-killing-young-musician-fatal-hit-run-pennsylvania/

Illegal Alien Arrested for Killing Young Musician during Fatal Hit-and-Run in Pennsylvania

The Allegheny County Police Department announced that Rivera-Ramirez has now been taken into custody and charged with causing the fatal hit-and-run crash.

The crash happened on Saturday night, just before 11 p.m.

911 was notified about a vehicle striking a motorcycle.

Rivera-Ramirez was driving a red Ford Taurus, officials said.

After the crash, he took off on foot with a female and a small child.

Rivera-Ramirez is facing several charges, including driving without a license and homicide by vehicle.

Rivera-Ramirez is not a United States citizen and is in the country illegally, Allegheny County police confirmed to Channel 11.

https://palexander.substack.com/p/migrant-punches-bites-border-patrol

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2024/09/24/michigan-illegal-alien-pleads-guilty-murdering-ruby-garcia-execution-style/

https://patriots.win/p/19957kfCV7/there-was-a-venezuelan-invader-o/c

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/migrant-caravan-mysteriously-disappears-but-leaves-behind-cool-wooden-horse