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Ceffer says

I think he is in for some elder abuse and a really bad trip. I think his vaccine must be deteriorating his brain. A fucking lesbian/indiain/addict/massage artist etc.? Who is crazier, her or him? He says, "You'll probably meet her". I can hardly wait.

This is one of the few times you might want wear a mask, and bring hand sanitizer. Oh, and boost those Hep Vaccines.

clambo says

She doesn't look too fat to be disqualified.

It's sad that slim chicks are now almost universally fuckable, simply by virtue of not being fat cows.

What is considered Thick or Chubby today would have been considered obese not long ago.

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

It's sad that slim chicks are now almost universally fuckable, simply by virtue of not being fat cows.

Face>Ass>Boobs

Face includes teeth and hair as well as a total package. A good ass is usually equipped with a solid rack no matter what, so those are interchangeable. I cannot stand the little boy look on a chick though with no ass though. The tits would have to be supreme to overcome that.

This would be more my long term relationship criteria. I have to look at you daily. And the face has to look amazing without a bunch of clown makeup. I wouldn't fuck the chick in the OP though just because she's thin. Sometimes chicks are thinner because of drug use or weight (mental) issues. She checks one of those boxes and maybe both.

Went to the pharmacy yesterday. Youngest got into some poison ivy at camp. Pretty bad. Rarely do we ever get medicine for anything. Holy fuck. Big pharma has us by the balls. Town of about 8k population. SIX employees behind the Walgreens counter. Constant flow through the drive through. Our society just throws pills at shit. And then I get dumbed down by what is basically a drug dealer (pharmacist) about applying a steroid cream to my son as if I cannot fucking read instructions. Audacity to call me honey as well. No... and fuck you.

The drug tangent aside, OP chick likely is on some anxiety or depression pills, so she's fucked. Even if she had a bigger rack, non-greased out hair and visited a dentist, still not sure I'd fuck her. Small chicks are fun to toss around when fornicating as a bigger (taller) guy, but she's a D grade unless should could take care of her hygiene and maybe then a B or B- which passes the one night stand for me. Not long term commitment material though without major facial plastic surgery.

I've also found tall versus small tend to be painful for them at the end of the day if you catch my drift. That chick is 5'2" best case and probably 105lbs. 6'3" 220lbs and what comes with that ain't gonna feel good in my experience. Ultimately she's annoying and I'm not sure why I'm ranting so much about this.... lol. Rabbit hole discovered.

WookieMan says

I've also found tall versus small tend to be painful for them at the end of the day if you catch my drift. That chick is 5'2" best case and probably 105lbs. 6'3" 220lbs and what comes with that ain't gonna feel good in my experience. Ultimately she's annoying and I'm not sure why I'm ranting so much about this.... lol. Rabbit hole discovered.

What? Don't you know that all womyn's pussies are the same size? GTFO with your mansplaining ;)

HunterTits says

https://thoughtcatalog.com/kitten-holiday/2017/06/heres-why-men-love-crazy-bitches/

Skimmed the whole article until I came to the part about "great in bed." Just ignored the rest.

There is only one reason to hang out with crazy bitches. You'll grow out of it in your mid 20's to late 30's, depending on how crazy the bitches is.

When we took our driving tour, we woke up to a couple having a screaming, knock down drag out next door. The girl took the guys phone, as it seems from translating the screaming, and went out to the car to look at all his coms and photos, and came back and confronted him with some guilt material. Ahh, motel life!

If the sex is good, there’s almost no limit to what a man will put up with... for a while at least.

That’s the power that women have, particularly if they are good at sex (motivated to please)

BayArea says

If the sex is good, there’s almost no limit to what a man will put up with

That's why I don't understand my older friend trying to 'save' the crazy, drunken, Arapaho lesbian chick. How come not a horny, hetero whacko? I told him he should at least get some sessions of doggy style leaning her over the barstools.

BayArea says

If the sex is good, there’s almost no limit to what a man will put up with... for a while at least.

That’s the power that women have, particularly if they are good at sex (motivated to please)

If you think about it in evolutionary terms, it has to be this way.

Women needed a huge investment from a man to raise a number of healthy children. (Not so true these days when women can just take from men via the state, or via divorce.)

What would motivate a man to make such a huge investment? Sex.

https://youtu.be/OHfd2oqNOSU

FuckCCP89 says

https://youtu.be/OHfd2oqNOSU

"Pathologic altruism": When you can't distinguish between Netflix propaganda delusions and reality. Darwin has corrected a few of these errors.

My contribution: When you can't distinguish between Fauci propaganda delusions and reality. Darwin is currently correcting a few of these errors.

I thought by now we'd see pic of Rin's ex..

just_passing_through says

I thought by now we'd see pic of Rin's ex..

She still loves him. She goes by every Monday morning to clear out the empty bottles and hose down the Real Dolls.

stereotomy says

think they

Sssshhhh!

They are doing the next generation a favor.

Everybody complains about all these current nuts that are being generated by our media. Don't you realize that it's just a gene selection process?

An oldie but a goodie:

https://shrink4men.com/2009/01/12/crazy-bitch-quiz/

richwicks says

An oldie but a goodie:

https://shrink4men.com/2009/01/12/crazy-bitch-quiz/

Wow, this describes how Democrats treat voters pretty damn well too:

Does she fly into rages without warning over relatively trivial matters like a web page loading too slowly? (Democrats are very easily angered.)
Are you always the scapegoat/bad guy whenever she’s frustrated, disappointed or just plain bored? (Voters are the bad guys because they elected Trump twice so far.)
Do her friends (that is, if she has any) describe her as a “drama queen?” ("Insurrection" lie is just one of the more recent dramas disconnected from reality.)
Is her lipstick a little too red? Is it applied like theater makeup and a tad crooked? (Pelosi!)
Is she a black-and-white, all-or-nothing thinker? (Democrats have no tolerance for shades of gray.)
Do you lie to your family, friends and colleagues about what goes on at home? (Do Democrats ever not lie? Ask them about Russia, for example.)
Do you find yourself walking on eggshells around her? (The very definition of Democratic political correctness!)
Does she hate your friends and family and become angry or tearful when you spend time with them? (Yup, try spending time with any Republicans and see your Democrat "friends" become angry and tearful.)
Is she pathologically jealous? (Same as above.)
Does she project her feelings onto you? For example, she’s yelling and raging and then accuses you of being angry. (Exactly! Who was actually burning down buildings all of 2020? And then Democrats accuse Republicans of being angry, lol.)
Does focus solely on her emotional experience while exhibiting little or no empathy for yours? (Yup.)
Does she put you into “no win” situations in which nothing you do is good enough and you’re guaranteed to fail? (Yup, you're "racist" no matter what you actually do or think.)
Does she exhibit stalker behaviors? This usually occurs during the courtship phase or when she senses you’re about to make a break for it. For instance: Calling and hanging up? Calling over and over and over until you answer the phone? Does she wait outside your home, uninvited, until you arrive? Does she show up at places she know you’ll be, also uninvited? Has she tried to get close to your friends in inappropriate ways? (All of the above, via Google and Facebook spyware on most websites now.)

Obviously I'm overgeneralizing, but damn, the shoe does fit.

After 10 seconds of this shit, dude should have just shit in the jacuzzi and left:

https://x.com/TaraBull808/status/1845143643142881400

Karen gets punched down:

Fair enough! She hit him first.

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

After 10 seconds of this shit, dude should have just shit in the jacuzzi and left:

The blonde wants to swoop in on him.

Onvacation says

After 10 seconds of this shit, dude should have just shit in the jacuzzi and left:

Sounds like he is in the hell of his own soap opera lines used for getting laid. Women regard that soap opera lingo as some kind of contractual commitment and obligation rather than a casual toss off, and if you don't keep it up, you are in default and subject to shit testing litigation.

I have known mean who lay on the lavish compliments and praise on an egg timer because without it the target female wilts. However, they are usually the biggest bounders and the bait they learn works for most of the fish in the sea.