After 10 seconds of this shit, dude should have just shit in the jacuzzi and left:
Sounds like he is in the hell of his own soap opera lines used for getting laid. Women regard that soap opera lingo as some kind of contractual commitment and obligation rather than a casual toss off, and if you don't keep it up, you are in default and subject to shit testing litigation.
I have known mean who lay on the lavish compliments and praise on an egg timer because without it the target female wilts. However, they are usually the biggest bounders and the bait they learn works for most of the fish in the sea.
Why, only a crazy person would schedule a date on a weekend. It must mean that somebody has one of those shady M-F, 9 to 5 jobs.