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2021 Jul 28, 8:33pm   872,929 views  8,127 comments

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Let's start with this one:

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/better-call-saul-star-bob-odenkirk-collapses-on-set-after-receiving-experimental-covid-19-vaccine/

‘Better Call Saul’ Star Bob Odenkirk Collapses on Set After Receiving Experimental COVID-19 Vaccine
Jul 28, 2021

‘Better Call Saul’ star Bob Odenkirk had to be rushed to the hospital after collapsing on set while filming his hit television show on Tuesday.

The 58-year-old actor had been a shill for the experimental COVID-19 vaccine, boasting publicly that he had received the jab and urging others to do so.

He even did a public-service announcement on behalf of Big Pharma urging fans of ‘Better Call Saul’ to line up and get the vaccine.

“Our number came up…and here we are, happy to get our first vaccine, Pfizer, so far it doesn’t hurt at all, but maybe a little,” Odenkirk said back in March.

“So we’re really happy and proud to get the vaccine today and we hope anybody today who sees this would come down here or sign up if they haven’t,” he added.

That video can be seen here: ...

Big League Politics has reported on how Pfizer is one of the pharmaceutical giants receiving immunity from liability for their COVID-19 shots:

“The US government has granted Pfizer and Moderna immunity from liability in case people develop severe side effects from their COVID-19 vaccines.

The Public Readiness and Emergency Preparedness (PREP) Act allows the Department of Health and Human Services to provide liability immunity for “certain medical countermeasures,” such as vaccines, except in cases of “willful misconduct.”

According to CNBC, someone who develops severe side effects from a COVID-19 vaccine can neither sue the FDA for authorizing the vaccine, nor one’s employer for mandating it.

And although it is theoretically possible to receive money from the government to cover lost wages and out-of-pocket medical expenses following “irreparable harm” from a vaccine, only 29 claims—6 percent of all claims—have received compensation over the past decade.

In short, don’t count on compensation for a COVID-19 vaccine gone wrong. And don’t count on seeing any of those “you may be entitled to financial compensation” commercials for it either.“

Odenkirk is still hospitalized as of Wednesday morning. His COVID-19 vaccine shilling may not be as effective now that he has suffered these complications.


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7812   Stout   2024 Aug 25, 5:38am  

Ceffer says



https://youtu.be/rwCG-3H4zEM?si=VZ-L2dv8e4xRE_dc


In the comments he says he created a Rumble channel where he isn't censored, but both videos are the same length.
7813   Patrick   2024 Aug 25, 11:41am  

https://www.preprints.org/manuscript/202406.1236/v2


COVID-19 Vaccines: A Risk Factor for Cerebral Thrombotic Syndromes

Conclusions: There is an alarming breach in the safety signal threshold concerning cerebral thrombosis AEs after COVID-19 vaccines compared to that of the influenza vaccines and even when compared to that of all other vaccines. An immediate global moratorium on the use of COVID-19 vaccines is necessary with an absolute contraindication in women of reproductive age.
7814   Patrick   2024 Aug 25, 1:45pm  

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352914824001205


Evaluation of the effects of MERCK, MODERNA, PFIZER/BioNTech, and JANSSEN COVID-19 vaccines on vaccinated people: A metadata analysis

Nadia Al-Rousan
Hazem Al-Najjar

Abstract
Purpose
This research investigates the impact of four specific vaccines on the health of people who have been vaccinated. The vaccines under scrutiny are MERCK, MODERNA, PFIZER BioNTech, and JANSSEN.

Methods
The analysis considers a range of variables, including symptoms, mortality status, gender, age, number of vaccine doses, hospitalization status, and the number of days following vaccination. The methodology involves cross-tabulation analysis to establish connections between vaccinated individuals and the variables under examination. The dataset was compiled from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, encompassing roughly 65,000 cases and documenting over 40 distinct symptoms.

Results
The overall mortality rate among the vaccinated population is noteworthy. Notably, 40 different mild to severe symptoms were reported among vaccinated individuals. The research highlights the 10 most common symptoms experienced after vaccination. Females under 60 years of age constitute the majority of the dataset.

Conclusions
The vaccination-related mortality rate stands at approximately 3% of those who received the vaccine, with the majority of cases occurring among individuals under the age of 60, who were not hospitalized and had received their initial vaccine dose.


Even I find it hard to believe that 3% of those who got the toxxine have died. I think we'd all know a lot of people who died in the last few years if it were true.
7815   Patrick   2024 Aug 25, 2:18pm  

https://transcriberb.dreamwidth.org/160594.html


Triathlete Candace Hayden, Paralyzed Chest-Down After Second Moderna Jab

"Press Conference with Families Speaking Out About Adverse Vaccine Reactions"
Senator Ron Johnson, posted June 29, 2021
https://rumble.com/vj79qt-press-conference-with-families-speaking-out-about-adverse-vaccine-reactions.html

CANDACE HAYDEN: Thank you, Senator Johnson. Good morning. My name is Candace Hayden and I'm from [inaudible]. I received the Moderna vaccine on March 2nd and the second dose on March 30th. On April 18th I had a typical day, swimming, running, and gardening. I was beginning the training for my next triathlon. At 7 PM I turned to my left and felt an odd pain under my shoulder blade. I took a step and my right leg buckled slightly. But I didn't think anything of it, I continued with my day. And then around midnight I went to stand and both my legs buckled. I was suffering from severe paresthesia and was paralyzed, partially paralyzed, from my chest down.

During the 26 day hospital stay I had 6 MRIs, 2 CTs, a TEE,[1] a spinal tap, and several blood tests. They ruled out MS, transverse myelitis, spinal cord stroke, and auto-immune disease. Medically there was absolutely nothing wrong with my body.

After 7 days the medical team prescribed an aggressive dose of steroids that resulted in no change. I started inpatient therapy after 17 days and I was released from the hospital on May 14th with no concrete diagnosis.

The head of my medical team told me that I should get used to being handicapped. I started and am, and still in outpatient therapy. And on May 21st I visited my primary care doctor as I was instructed, who told me that she couldn't offer me anything, but if I needed her, to give her a call.

My medical team at the hospital refused to associate my condition with the vaccine. And I continually asked them to report to VAERS[2] but I don't think that they did. It defies that my imagination that we [with hand motion, indicating those present in the room] can find each other, but the medical community refuses to draw the lines and recognize that people are suffering similar adverse side effects.

Case in point. I was able to locate another patient in the hospital that I was in with similar symptoms, brought it to the attention of my medical team, and they refused to even speak to that patient's doctor.

I don't have a spouse, nor do I have young children. In one respect I'm truly blessed from my family not having to have to suffer, but it leaves me isolated and lonely as my interactions with others is limited. This is far worse than covid lockdown.

Before this I was healthy. I was active and self-sufficient. I fear my diminished quality of life is my new normal. Will I ever run again? Will I ever ride my bike? I would give anything to get in my car and just drive it.

My greatest fear is for others like Maddie,[3] the children, those that are younger that don't have a voice, that can't tell you how they're feeling, that don't understand why their legs are no longer working.

I am pro-vaccine, I am pro-science, and I understand the vaccine is for the greater good. However, I also understand that we represent a small portion experiencing negative side effects. We trusted science and we did our part. As a result, we are now synonymous to wounded soldiers who should not be left behind.

We are asking to be seen, we are asking to be heard, and we are asking to be believed. Thank you.
7816   Ceffer   2024 Aug 25, 2:38pm  

Lady that does my hair, who I warned NOT to get the vaccine, but got vaxxed anyway and got really sick for six months, is now entirely anti vax. It's weird how people get inculcated. She forgot entirely that I warned her away early on. Same is true of my vaxxed older friend in Santa Cruz (gave me shit as a conspiracy theorist) who now agrees he will no longer get vaccines. The Satanic Inversion lie that vaccines are for health rather specifically to actuate maiming and death is reversing.
7817   Patrick   2024 Aug 25, 4:42pm  

https://transcriberb.dreamwidth.org/159901.html


Kristi Dobbs Testifies About Her Severe Cardiac, Neurological and Other Jab Injuries

"Press Conference with Families Speaking Out About Adverse Vaccine Reactions"
Senator Ron Johnson, posted June 29, 2021
https://rumble.com/vj79qt-press-conference-with-families-speaking-out-about-adverse-vaccine-reactions.html

KRISTI DOBBS: Senator Johnson, thank you so much for your willingness to have us here so that my voice can be heard, but not just mine, but thousands behind me. As I said, my name is Kristi Dobbs. I am from Missouri. I am a wife and a mother of 4 children, and I have practiced as a dental hygienist for the last 17 years. And since being in such a career I have always been pro-science and pro-vaccination.

Before my vaccination I was a healthy and active 39 year-old. I enjoyed activities outside, traveling and crafting with my family. I also cherished my work in a very busy pediatric dental office. I was not taking any medications prior to the vaccine, and I have never had a covid infection, and I have been tested for proof.

In January my life changed drastically. Immediately after the injection I felt an odd tingling-type dripping sensation in my arm. I had immediate heart palpitations and a feeling as if I were going to pass out. And my blood pressure reading was so high, that I don't know how I didn't have a stroke. I cannot quote what it was, but as a hygienist I take blood pressure readings on my patients before I treat them, my adult patients, and it was so high that I was scared in that moment that something was happening to me. I did eventually stabilize, they monitored me for the 15 minutes and an extra 30 minutes after, and I did stabilize, so they went on ahead and sent me home.

27:05
When I got home I felt a little, you know, woozy, a little dizzy. The next couple of days I just had a headache and just kind of that feeling of unwell, all of the things that I had signed up for to get the vaccine.

But it was three days later that my symptoms increased and accelerated. I had a sharp, stabbing pain in my scapula area that was just this intermittent, like a knife stabbing pain. I had tingling and numbness throughout my body, it ran down both my arms. I also still had the heart palpitations. I had these internal vibrations. And the only way I can explain the internal vibrations is it feels like you have this little electric shock running through your body, like you're stuck in a vibrating chair, like glued into and it just never stops. I have tremors in my hands which has made me leery if I'll ever be able to practice as a hygienist again. [voice breaks] [inaudible] I am so fearful that I may have some sort of neurological issue [inaudible] Parkinson's. They have ruled out MS. They have not told me that I have anything. They can tell me what I don't have.

I have swollen lymph nodes. Brain fog. I have brain fog so extreme that I would be having a conversation with someone and I would black out, try to come back to that conversation and nothing was there. Swollen lymph nodes. Muscle weakness. Unexplained skin rashes. I have convulsions and night time seizures. I had to have my six year-old daughter wake me up from a fit in the middle of the night. No six year old should have to do that for a parent.

I have also experienced thick clotting heavy menstrual cycles.

I was so afraid that I literally, and I have it with me, I prepared my will and my obituary for my family because I didn't think that I would wake up to the next day.

I have reported my symptoms to V-Safe,[1] VAERS,[2] CDC,[3] FDA,[4] Pfizer. I have also sent information to two very well-known research institutes. And I have also reached out to prestigious universities.

I have been dealing with this for 5 months. These past 5 months my severe neurological reactions continue to plague me. Every day feels like I'm trapped in the movie Groundhog Day. I go to sleep praying, think I'm going to wake up the next morning and be better. And I'm not.

I've had multiple tests, more than any person should have to go through this time in their life. I have had x-rays, blood work, MRIs, CT scans, ultrasounds, EEGs and more. To date the medical community is still running baffled and unable to restore my health. I'm scared and frightened for my future.

So I do have hope. And this is why I'm here today, speaking out. This is not an easy thing to do, guys. But I hope that our conditions will be researched and studied. I hope that we can find a solution and a pathway to health. That's all we want. I would give anything, I would give my whole life savings if I could go back to January 17th and never to have had experienced this in my life.

And three, that those that are suffering, and that those that will come behind us, because the vaccine is still rolling out, that they will benefit from us coming forward and speaking today.

We have suffered long enough. I think that we do deserve this kind of, you've given us today, you are so gracious that you've taken the time to be here today. But we do deserve to be seen, what you are seeing us today, and heard, you're listening. But we need to be believed. That is the biggest issue. We just want you guys to believe that this is real, we are real Americans, we are real people experiencing these side effects. So I thank you for doing just that today.
7818   Patrick   2024 Aug 27, 4:37pm  

https://lc.org/PDFs/Attachments2PRsLAs/081822MilitaryVaxInjuryReport.pdf

https://americanmilitarynews.com/2022/08/7-us-troops-reveal-injuries-from-mandated-covid-vaccines-report/


This week, documents from seven U.S. military service members, including multiple pilots, revealed concerning medical conditions they’ve developed or witnessed upon taking the military-mandated COVID-19 vaccine.

In a report compiling their statements together for Congress, the pilots and other service members detailed injuries including strokes, an inability to see clearly months after receiving the shot and heart conditions like Pericarditis. The report was shared on Thursday by Liberty Counsel, an organization that has supported servicemembers who have requested religious accommodations to the vaccines.

A 30-year-old female U.S. Air Force Reserve master sergeant described initially planning to request a religious accommodation to the military-wide vaccine mandate but said she “felt coerced to get the vaccine.” She then described being hospitalized for five days after receiving her second dose of the Pfizer vaccine.

The Air Force Reservist said she has suffered four strokes, chronic blurred vision, headaches and loss of balance. Months later, she said she still suffers from blurred vision, cannot safely drive, articulate thoughts clearly or more properly in dynamic terrain. She said her military career is likely permanently over. She included a medical letter and the report she filed with the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System (VAERS) to document her conditions.

The next servicemember in the report, a 44-year-old male U.S. Navy pilot described developing pancytopenia, a deficiency in all three components of his blood (the red and white blood cells and the blood platelets). The Navy pilot said he was diagnosed with pancytopenia and a rare autoimmune disorder as a result of the Johnson & Johnson single-dose COVID-19 vaccine he took. He also shared his VAERs documentation.

A 28-year-old U.S. Marine infantry officer described developing chest pains within 24 hours of his first Pfizer vaccine dose and having to go to an emergency room. The infantry officer described being diagnosed with likely pericarditis or pleurisy by a cardiologist who then recommended against further vaccine doses but that recommendation was ignored by military medical professionals. ...
7820   Patrick   2024 Aug 28, 11:41am  

https://slaynews.com/news/27-year-old-soccer-star-dead-sudden-collapse-mid-game/


Uruguayan soccer star Juan Izquierdo has tragically died after collapsing suddenly on the field mid-game.

Izquierdo had been hospitalized after suffering a cardiac arrest during a match in Brazil last Thursday.

The young athlete was just 27 years old when he died.
7821   Patrick   2024 Aug 28, 11:42am  

https://www.opastpublishers.com/open-access-articles/case-of-myocarditis-pericarditis-and-fatal-aortic-dissection-following-covid19-mrna-vaccination.pdf


We present a case study of a 34-year-old male who was in good health prior to his COVID-19 mRNA vaccination. Sixteen days
after his first dose, he experienced acute inflammation, sudden thoracic aortic dissection, and pericardial tamponade, rapidly
leading to his death. Studies suggest that young males, in particular, appear to be at increased risk of adverse cardiac events
following COVID-19 mRNA vaccination.
7822   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2024 Aug 28, 1:26pm  

Musician Jesse Malin paralyzed from waist down after rare spinal stroke

Malin’s rock ’n’ roll career began as a teenager in the 1980s with the hard-core group Heart Attack, but he’s most likely best known as the frontman of punk band D Generation.

Musician Jesse Malin, a prominent figure in the New York City rock and punk scenes, suffered a rare spinal stroke last month and has been paralyzed from the waist down since.

Malin was taken by ambulance to Mount Sinai hospital May 4 after he collapsed at a restaurant in the East Village and needed to be carried out, Carla Parisi, a representative for Malin, confirmed Thursday.

He was later diagnosed with an extremely rare spinal cord infarction, or a stroke in his spine, which paralyzed him.

"Jesse asks that everyone picture him dancing," Parisi said in an email.

Malin is under neurological care at Langone Orthopedic Center at NYU Hospital, according to the donation campaign created to help cover his medical expenses.

"His diagnosis is inoperable," the website says. "There is hope but it will be a long hard road using both traditional and alternative medical therapies to get him back on his feet following this very tragic diagnosis."

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Malin said he felt a burning pain in his lower back that spread to his hips and legs and then he fell to the floor. He didn't know what was happening with his body, and "everybody was standing above me like in 'Rosemary’s Baby.'"

Malin told the magazine he's determined to have a positive mental attitude about his condition and recovery.

"I’m told that they don’t really understand it, and they’re not sure of the chances," he said. "The reports from the doctors have been tough, and there’s moments in the day where you want to cry, and where you’re scared. But I keep saying to myself that I can make this happen."

Malin, a Queens native, began his rock ’n’ roll career as a teenager in the 1980s with the hard-core punk group Heart Attack.

But he's most likely best known for being the frontman of the punk band D Generation, which formed in New York City in the early 1990s.

D Generation released three albums before it disbanded in 1999, though the group reunited for various projects over the years.

Malin has also maintained a successful solo career. He collaborated with Green Day on a project under the group name Rodeo Queens in 2009, releasing a song called "Depression Times.”

His most recent album, "Sad and Beautiful World," was released in September 2021 to strong reviews in Rolling Stone and American Songwriter, which called the double album a "well-rounded portrait of the talented singer/songwriter."

"He’s a rocker with a folksinger’s soul, or perhaps a folkie with a rocker’s spirit," the publication said. "In either case, both sides are well represented over the course of these 15 tracks that prove Jesse Malin’s creativity is alive and well."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/musician-jesse-malin-paralyzed-waist-rare-spinal-stroke-rcna89553
7824   Patrick   2024 Aug 28, 4:21pm  




https://www.theburningplatform.com/2024/08/17/did-the-covid-shot-kill-former-youtube-ceo-susan-wojcicki/


Wojcicki died on August 9, 2024, at the age of 56, after battling non-small-cell lung cancer (NSCLC) for two years.

She was diagnosed well after the rollout of the COVID shots.

Of the 50 cases of NSCLC reported in VAERS, nearly all of them are associated with the COVID shots.


https://vaccines.news/2024-08-19-youtube-ceo-susan-wojcicki-dead-vaxx-totalitarian.html


The recent death of former YouTube CEO Susan Wojcicki has the media in tumult trying to whitewash her legacy.

Fawning reports about how “amazing” Wojcicki was conveniently ignore her totalitarian ways while at YouTube, especially during the Wuhan coronavirus (COVID-19) “pandemic.”

While the general sentiment seems to be that it is unwise to speak ill of the dead, it is important for readers to know who Susan Wojcicki really was: a “dead vaxx totalitarian,” to quote Armageddon Prose‘s Ben Bartee.

“Susan Wojcicki was among the most hardcore censors of truthful COVID-19 information throughout the pandemic, censoring anything critical of the so-called vaccines and anything speculating that COVID-19 originated from a Chinese lab receiving government funding funneled by Anthony Fauci through EcoHealth Alliance,” he writes.

“It is for these trespasses against free speech and human welfare that I will remember Susan; others, again, in the corporate state media can (and have) write glowing obituaries about her brave and stunning leadership as a female entrepreneur or whatever.”

Be sure to read our earlier report about how Wojcicki died just a few months after her son mysteriously died suddenly in a dorm room at UC Berkeley.
7826   Patrick   2024 Aug 28, 7:45pm  

https://lionessofjudah.substack.com/p/dr-harvey-risch-warns-covid-shots


A revered Yale University epidemiologist is speaking out to warn the public that Covid mRNA “vaccines” are a “toxic shot.”

Dr. Harvey Risch is professor emeritus of epidemiology at the Yale School of Public Health.

Risch has been a prominent voice challenging the mainstream narrative surrounding the pandemic response.

In particular, he has been raising the alarm about Covid mRNA injections.

Risch has just published a new book to highlight the issues, titled: “Toxic Shot: Facing the Dangers of the COVID ‘Vaccines.’”

The book provides a comprehensive examination of the scientific issues surrounding the injections.

He warns that the Covid mRNA shots were “a global biomedical catastrophe.”

He notes that the experimental injections “fail to qualify as real vaccines by any measure.”

Viral immunologist Byram Bridle, Ph.D., co-authored the book and wrote chapters exploring why the mRNA shots are not real vaccines.

Brindle also weighs in on the government’s justification for mass vaccination, the likely mechanisms of immune system harm, and the suppression of information about vaccine injuries.

The book contains a foreword by Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI).

Several chapters also include contributions by numerous physicians and researchers, including Dr. Peter McCullough, Dr. Kelly Victory, Dr. James Thorp, Jessica Rose, Ph.D., and others.

The writers explore links between the vaccines and skyrocketing numbers of unexplained excess deaths.

They also highlight how the injections have been repeatedly linked to a range of serious side effects, including heart failure, cancer, impaired fertility, and over 2 million newly disabled people in the U.S.

In a recent interview with The Defender, Risch discussed the limitations of Covid shots.

He cited a study published in Science Translational Medicine showing that unvaccinated people who have contracted the common cold or COVID-19 have a reduced risk of getting subsequent coronavirus infections compared to those who received the vaccine.

Risch explained that the study’s findings likely stem from differences in T-cell immunity:

“T-cell immunity is the longer kind of immunity, not the circulating-antibody immunity that lasts for 3 to 9 to 12 months, and then declines.

“T-cells get stored in the bone marrow and are ready to be reactivated when rechallenged.”

He notes that the study proves natural infection provides broader and more durable protection against various coronaviruses than vaccination.

Risch said the implications of the study are significant.

He pointed to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s (CDC) estimate that as of Q4 2023, 87.2% of the U.S. population already had infection-induced antibodies to SARS-CoV-2.

“This statistic underscores the importance of considering the role of natural immunity in public health strategies,” Risch said.

This perspective challenges the CDC’s continued push for universal vaccination and booster shots, particularly for people who have already recovered from COVID-19.

“Why are we still all anxious over this?” Risch asked.

“Why are we still trying to make boosters after boosters after boosters?”

Meanwhile, an explosive new study has just confirmed that millions of Americans who received Covid mRNA shots have died suddenly as a “side effect” of the injections.

As Slay News reported, the study, conducted by two researchers from German Jordanian University, SEEIT, Computer Engineering Department as well as the University of Petra, Faculty of Information Systems in the Middle Eastern nation of Jordan, found that almost 3 percent of Covid-vaccinated people died after receiving the shots.

The researchers sought to compile an extensive list of all known side effects from the Covid mRNA injections.

The study, published in Informatics in Medicine Unlocked, found that 2.9% of people who received the shots were killed by the “vaccine.”

With an estimated 230 million Americans deemed to be “fully vaccinated,” the study asserts that 6.67 million were killed by the injections in the United States alone.
7827   Patrick   2024 Aug 28, 8:02pm  

https://artofliberty.substack.com/p/dr-denis-rancourt-31-million-dead


Dr. Denis Rancourt: 31 Million Dead from Covid "Vaccines" and the Government's Covid Policies ...

In this interview award-winning South African political cartoonist and talk show host Jeremy "Jerm" Nell interviews world-class academic Dr. Denis Rancourt (h-index 41 & i10 index of 91) on his latest paper, Spatiotemporal variation of excess all-cause mortality in the world (125 countries) during the Covid period 2020-2023 regarding socio economic factors and public-health and medical interventions showing an estimated 31 million dead from the Covid "vaccines" and the government's Covid policies.

https://correlation-canada.org/covid-excess-mortality-125-countries/
7828   Patrick   2024 Aug 29, 10:50am  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13792731/netflix-star-dies-heat-attack-beach-tributes.html


Netflix star, 41, dies suddenly on beach as friends pay heartbreaking tributes to 'incredible actor'

An actor on Netflix died suddenly on the beach in front of shocked sunseekers as his friends pay tribute to his 'incredible' work.

Julián Ortega, 41, who is from the hit Netflix series Elite, was below a beach bar on Zahora Beach in the south west of Marbella, Spain, on Sunday when he suffered a heart attack.

Alarmed beachgoers called for medical assistance immediately as paramedics spent up to 30 minutes trying to revive the theatre and TV actor.

Despite having a defibrillator, they were unable to save his life. Ortega was from Madrid and was known for his roles in Caronte (2020), Elite (2018), and Nunc Et in Hora (2010).
7829   Patrick   2024 Aug 29, 3:26pm  

https://transcriberb.dreamwidth.org/168981.html


Mona Hasegawa Speaks Out for the Jab Injured at the Washington DC Rally
Vaccine Injury Stories from Angel Medic, posted December 29, 2022
https://rumble.com/v22u28q-mona-hasegawa.html

TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE: The rumble description says "Her injury story January 2022." This filmed at a rally in Washington DC. The screen has text that says "WASHINGTON DC" in the upper right corner. Speaker is seated in a wheelchair, addressing the rally participants with a microphone. Her voice is very strained. Behind her are protestors carrying signs.

TEXT ON SCREEN: Mona Hasegawa
First Dose of Covid Vaccine on 4/24/21
Jersey City, New Jersey

MONA HASEGAWA: Hi, my name's Mona Hasegawa. I'm 42 years old. [voice breaks] I'm a mother of 2 beautiful girls. I decided to get the vaccination because of the fact that I wanted to do my part to help the community stop covid. Also because of the fact that my family back in Canada hasn't seen me in over 2 years. My dad is a dialysis patient and his clinic said that anybody around him requires him to get a vaccination. [voice breaks] So in order for me to see my father I got my first Pfizer dose.

[cut]

April 24th 2021 was the day that I got vaccinated. Shortly after I have memory issues. Brain fog. Seizures. Pain in my hip. Pain in my back. Shaking issues. Twitches.

[cut]

I'm asking for help. I've been ignored by doctors. I've been admitted to the hospital about 3 times. They've done different scans. Spinal tap to try to figure out what's wrong with me.

When I tell the doctors I think I got this from the covid vaccination, they tell me it's psychological, they send me home.

Shortly after I left the hospital I wasn't prepared not to be able to walk so I got on my hands and knees and crawled up the stairs to get in my home.

So basically I'm just asking for there to be more research done before anybody's vaccinated and before the kids are vaccinated because if I'm having a hard time dealing with this physically and mentally, how are the kids going to deal with this?

And there's thousands of people that are suffering like myself, and a lot of the people in the group are very suicidal right now, and so I'm trying to speak up for all the people that have lost their lives and in the future I'm hoping they are strong enough to survive this.

Thank you.
7830   Patrick   2024 Aug 29, 3:44pm  

https://kirschsubstack.com/army-doctor-ive-seen-a-careers-worth


Army doctor: "I've seen a career's worth of serious medical problems in the last 2 years--it's all caused by the COVID vaccine"

Some army doctors are willing to talk about what is really going on. But most want to keep their jobs. I couldn’t find one willing to speak publicly, but I found one who’d talk to me if his identity was kept secret.
Executive summary

If the COVID vaccines worked, the military doctors would be showing us the stats of how COVID deaths were at a high rate before the shots rolled out and then diminished right after the shots were deployed.

I spoke to a military doctor to learn the truth. I made just one phone call. ...

Here are some of the highlights from my conversation with a military doctor who has asked to remain anonymous so he/she can keep his job.

Conversation highlights

All are outtakes from what he told me:

1. Around 4,000 service members at my base.

2. Primarily young males with no history of medical problems.

3. I’ve seen more adverse events in just the last 2 years alone than I’ve seen in the past 30 years as an army doctor/medic. The rate of adverse events are up to 100X more than normal for many categories. I’ve been doing this for 30 years now and I know what normal is.



4. The rate is the expected number of events in 30 years per 4,000 soldiers. The post shot rate is the extrapolated 30 year rate from the last 2 years of data. The ratio shows the increase so 115 means 115X higher rate than normal. We have a serious problem here, but the officers are afraid to tell their commanding officers the truth that this is caused by the COVID vaccines. Note that unexplained deaths means deaths not caused by drug overdose, suicide, accidents, etc.

5. Today, 85 soldiers are now medically unfit to train; only 5 or 6 will be able to go back to training. So we will be 30 people short on pilots alone. That is a huge problem. They don’t realize that yet because they are thinking most of these people will be able to resume training. Normally it would only be 4 or 5 that wouldn’t be able to return to duty. 85 people in “close hold” (medical hold) is unprecedented. So 80 that don’t return vs. 4 (in a typical year) is a 20X increase in the number of disabled people. This is unsustainable.

6. The surgeon above me (my boss) asked me “Why do we have so much medical attrition?” I told him it was the shots and went through the data with him. He said, “There is no way on God’s green earth that I will convey that to the General. The vaccines are safe!”

7. When I came to this unit in 2021, the retention rate was 90%, i.e., people who opted to stay in after their service is over. Today, just 3 years later, the retention rate is 17%, due to the sickness caused by the COVID shots.

8. We aren’t going to have a fighting army in 5 years. These shots are devastating our force. It’s unsustainable.

9. Every medic in my section (20 people), would tell you “I’ve never seen anything like this.”

10. The people who do “transition assistance” (transition to non-military life) told me that they’ve never seen so many people with so many complex medical problems. Most of the soldiers tell them that the medical problems started after they were vaccinated with the COVID vaccine.

11. The high rates of serious injury is now becoming the new normal! People are going to forget how it was before the vaccines. Strokes and cardiac arrests in the enlisted members were non-existent before the COVID vaccines; now they are common place.

12. They will wipe my computer when I leave so there is no evidence left. They also prohibit any sharing of the evidence. All these emails and all these stories I’ve collected will be permanently destroyed.

13. Vaccines aren’t mandated today, but they tell you to get into line to get your vaccines. There is enormous peer pressure to comply with the request.

14. I don’t know what will happen if nobody is held accountable for what has happened.

15. Since shots rolled out, we’ve had 5 vax related deaths, all in men: one with PE, other 4 were deaths from cardiac arrest. 2 cardiac arrest cases were resuscitated; otherwise the number would be 7 dead.

16. We are still having people with ischemic strokes (3 years later). They are all ischemic strokes.

17. I’ve had 4 people with afib but they had no risk factors. These are all young 20-year-olds with no cardiac history getting afib. That’s insane. Before the shots, I might see …. cases in 10 years.

18. Many many tumors, many blood pressure issues.

19. I’ve seen 5 cases of pericarditis and 2 myocarditis cases. But they don’t want a cardiac MRI so we can’t get a definitive diagnosis. They cancel the MRI I ordered.

20. If you did a cardiac MRI on 100 pilots, I bet 20% to 30% would have scars on their heart. But they won’t do the tests. They don’t want to know. This is horrific for both the people flying the aircraft as well as the cost of losing aircraft.

21. Two years ago, the DoD sent in 34,000 VAERS reports with 119 deaths from the vaccine of servicemembers. We had only 23 active duty service members died from COVID across the whole DoD over 3 years (out of 1.2M active duty servicemembers). Think about it… 30 service members a MONTH commit suicide. COVID wasn’t even close to being in the top 10 of things killing servicemembers. Why would we risk vaccinating everyone for a problem that was so insignificant? It makes no sense. And the deaths caused by the vaccine were 5X higher than the deaths from COVID.

22. Our 23 COVID deaths are honest because there was no financial incentive to report deaths as COVID deaths.

23. I had two cases of Huntington’s in just 1 week! Normally I might see one case in a lifetime.

24. We had 2 heart attacks in just one morning in soldiers under 30. Before the vaccine, in the last 30 years, I’ve never seen a single case like that.

25. We’ve had a record number of mishaps.

26. Not a single vaccinated female has been able to give birth! 10/10 were miscarriages. Before the vaccine, I’d see only 1 miscarriage in 20 pregnancies.

27. The numbers aren’t getting better.

28. I’m seeing a lot of cancer, especially turbo cancer. So a soldier will have a clean history and all of a sudden develop stage 4 cancer. I’ve never seen this before in my medical career. For example, had one patient with both Stage 4 lymphoma + acute heart failure in a 19 year old with no previous medical conditions. That’s insane.

29. Every one of the enlisted soldiers knows someone who suffered a horrific side effect of the vaccine.

30. We had 7 soldiers with ischemic strokes in the last 2 years. This is unheard of. I’ve been doing this for 30 years now and never seen strokes in anyone under 50 before the COVID shots rolled out.

31. We had 3 soldiers go blind after getting the shots. One of them was an incredible athlete before the shots. Now his life is completely decimated. He’s on lifelong disability and they pay him just $2,000 a month compensation for what they did to him. If he speaks out, they could take that away. It is so gut wrenching what we are doing to these kids. And it’s all for no benefit because these shots actually increase the risk of getting COVID.

32. We had a just a handful of COVID cases before vax rolled out. Post rollout, 406 got COVID; but only 7 of those were unvaccinated. We had an 80% vaccination rate at the time. So there is no question that the vaccines are making it more likely that soldiers will get COVID.

33. We’ve never had a COVID death before the vaccines rolled out so what problem are we trying to solve here? We’ve killed 5 soldiers, seriously injured hundreds, and saved none from a COVID death. This is insane. How can anyone claim the benefits outweigh the risks?

34. Did you know when you enlist, they give you the entire vaccine schedule over again just to be sure, even if you’ve already been fully vaccinated?

35. They used to ridicule me when I’d bring this up at meetings. Now, when a serious adverse event occurs on the base, people just look my way and nod.

36. We had a soldier with a 12cm blood clot in his leg. He had no risk factors. All people with clots had zero risk factors.

37. We are decimating the readiness of our military with these shots and we are permanently destroying the lives of these innocent young people.

38. The soldiers know the shots are bad but are taking them because of peer pressure to “follow orders.”

39. I looked in the DMED database and vision loss is 4 to 8 standard deviations above the mean after the shots rolled out.

40. I warned a General that we’d see a pilot have a cardiac arrest while flying. Two weeks later, it happened. He now believes me, but won’t say anything because he doesn’t want to lose his job or pension. They are all scared.

41. We are treating these soldiers so badly. I’m not having my kids enlist. It’s going to be hard to recruit kids in the future after people learned how we’ve harmed these kids. The longer this keeps going, the worse it will be.

42. What they are doing is criminal. They know these shots are killing people and they just let it happen. There is no possibility they don’t know.

43. The Surgeon General of the Army is responsible for monitoring for adverse events but she said she has no responsibility to warn anyone about what she finds. She’s allowed to keep it all secret from the enlisted soldiers and the doctors.

44. They no longer require people to take the COVID jabs, so that’s a move in the right direction, but we are still paying a huge price for our earlier mistakes.

45. There is no informed consent. Soldiers are just told to take the shots and not told about the risks.

46. In normal times, just a few of these incidents would have been sufficient to halt the jabs. Yet today, there is no limit to the harm we are willing to inflict on those who choose to enlist to serve their county.

Summary

You don’t need to analyze complicated datasets.

All anyone in Congress needs to do to find the truth is talk to an honest Army doctor like I just did. All the records are there, but the military isn’t going to hand it over without a fight.

All Joe Biden has to to learn the truth do is pick up the phone and talk to my army doctor. He would learn he made a huge mistake and caused the death of hundreds of thousands of Americans. So he’s just never going to pick up the phone and find out the truth.
7831   Patrick   2024 Aug 30, 12:05pm  

https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2024.1325243/full


Conclusion: Although our cohort size is small, our results suggest that vaccination status of hospital-admitted COVID-19 patients may not be instructive in determining mortality risk. This may reflect that within the general population, those individuals at highest risk for COVID-19 mortality/immune failure are likely to be vaccinated.
7832   Onvacation   2024 Aug 30, 12:20pm  

Lost 3 acquaintances from the old hood in the last month. They, "died suddenly". 2 of the 3 were relatively healthy.

Lost my brother in law to turbo cancer last week. Diagnosed in May, dead on August 19.

I try not to let the anger overwhelm me.
7834   stereotomy   2024 Aug 30, 12:52pm  

Onvacation says


Lost 3 acquaintances from the old hood in the last month. They, "died suddenly". 2 of the 3 were relatively healthy.

Lost my brother in law to turbo cancer last week. Diagnosed in May, dead on August 19.

I try not to let the anger overwhelm me.


MIL died earlier this month - Stage 4 turbo cancer. She was in decline for several years, but the poke-and-croak did her in. Admittedly, she's not blood, but this is just a preview for all those to whom we are related that took the clot shot, not to mention good friends who "trusted the science."
7835   Patrick   2024 Aug 30, 5:04pm  

https://www.aussie17.com/p/popular-youtube-influencer-astonished


Popular YouTube Influencer Astonished at Number of Fellow Influencers Dropping Dead!

"It's 2024 and influencers are still dropping like flies. Three years on and we continue to see young and previously healthy people from all backgrounds dropping dead."

Popular YouTube influencer EONutrition recently posted a video expressing astonishment at the increasing number of fellow influencers who are suddenly passing away. As we find ourselves in 2024, the tragic trend of young, healthy individuals dying unexpectedly continues. The question many are asking is: why is this happening?
7836   Patrick   2024 Aug 30, 5:16pm  

https://transcriberb.dreamwidth.org/170889.html


Theresa Speaks Out About Her Jab Injuries and the Attacks and Censorship on FaceBook
Nashville Angela, posted February 17, 2022
https://rumble.com/vv7jvx-another-dissatisfied-customer.html

THERESA: This I wanted to stay private, but we've gotten to the point where when we're talking about giving a vaccine to babies, I have to speak out. I'm one of the people that was injured by the Pfizer vaccine.

And what happened to me is the day that I got my first shot, I immediately tasted metal in my mouth and I didn't think anything about it. An hour later, actually, about probably half an hour later, my throat was feeling tight, but I thought it was just from nerves, because I really didn't want to get vaxxed—
— told it was safe and I believed that I would be OK.

I got my first dose July 22nd at 1:30 PM. About 4 o'clock I started feeling tired. Five o'clock I started having, like, shortness of breath, tightness in my chest. My chest kind of hurt. And just feeling icky. And I thought, well, here it goes, I'm going to start feeling sick. Around 9 o'clock that night, actually, around that time I started feeling like tingling and stuff in my hands and feet and I thought, well, that's weird, but it was probably my imagination, right?

9 o'clock I felt pain in my calf. Once again I ignore it. ...

SHOWN ON SCREEN: image of a letter from her doctor exempting her from the second dose. "Theresa is unable to receive the second dose of COVID vaccine due to an alaphylactic reaction to the first dose. ROBIN FRANZ MD"

THERESA: Like, MRIs, CAT scans, everything and they can never find anything. But they did diagnose me with small fiber neuropathy, and some neuropathy in my hands and my feet. And there's basically nothing I can do. There's nothing, there's no cure for it. ...

People, wake the fu#k up! [loud beeping sound] Stop this nonsense!

Stop it! We don't know what the long term effects of this vaccine are. I've always been a very healthy, very in shape person. I have no health issues at all. I had a genetic marker test and I have nothing that indicates anything wrong with me. I had like really good genes. I'm 55 years old.

Into my profile you'll see that it says anaphylactic reaction, and symptoms that resolved. Well, the symptoms that resolved were the pain in my calf and the tingling. Unfortunately, the tingling came back and never left and turned to small fiber neuropathy. I never went back to my doctor to report that to her because she's the one that let me walk out the door and have mini-strokes from a blood clot because she ignored that I had a pain in my calf. So when you see that, please don't be mistaken and think that that is something else.

My doctor and my neurologist both have verified that this is from the vaccine.

I'm having a very bad day and I don't want to cry. Sorry. I'm going off some medication in order to try a new one to hopefully help with the pain, So I think that's why I'm so emotional, too. But at the same time I'm also having a flare-up and I'm in a lot of pain. Unusually, actually more pain than normal, and my numbness is now going up my calf. Sometimes on both sides but today specifically my right side, the whole way around my leg, like half way around my calf. So. And my fingers hurt so had today that I couldn't even do my job.

So that's heart-breaking because I own a— It's heartbreaking because I own a really successful dog walking company and I can't even be outside to do the things I love to do.

And also I got kicked off of FaceBook for telling the injured people that we need to speak up and share our injury stories. And also because I said, well, it's in a previous post, but apparently FascistBook thinks that the truth is misinformation. So my truth is misinformation. ...

They took away our support group, by the way. It had over 20,000 people in it and they took down our support group on FascistBook. So we no longer have contact with each other, we no longer can help each other and support each other. Because it's a very lonely world dealing with this on your own. And nobody understands it, other than the injured. ...

RECORDED VOICE: People suck.

INJURED WOMAN: So it appears that somebody feels like they need to report my account. And they're like ganging up and grouping up and calling their friends in to report me. And it's odd because it was flagged for selling illegal goods or illegal activities. Now I haven't sold anything, I haven't asked for anything other than prayers. I'm really not sure what I'm doing wrong here, I'm just trying to share my story and my situation and what happened to me. I don't know what happened to anybody else, I just know what happened to me. And for the people that want to report that, I hope you really feel good about yourselves when they finally, years down the road, come out and admit to the findings that they show everybody.

I don't even know what to say. I'm, I'm really almost speechless that you can silence a person that was hurt.

I tried to do the right thing. I was injured. And now I'm being called a liar, an anti-vaxxer. It's pretty messed up, people. ...

If you want to get vaccinated, get vaccinated. Just know it's not one in a million chances you'll have a reaction. It's much less. The fact that I personally know a 13 year-old with myocarditis, a friend who had lost feeling in her fingers, like in her fingertips, she no longer feels them, after her booster. Another friend after his booster had blood clots and lost a piece of his left arm. I don't know how he's doing, I haven't reached out to him in a few weeks. And my own brother got his booster, knowing what happened to me, and he called me a few days later and said, I will never do this again. He had heart pain, or pain in his left chest, in his leg, his blood pressure was elevated elevated. His resting heart rate was elevated. He's an avid runner. So he swears he'll never do it again.

The fact that I just even know that many people is ridiculous. There's no frickin' way. And I know other people from my group. If people would just ask around to a lot of people, I bet you'll hear about more of us.
7837   Patrick   2024 Aug 30, 5:29pm  

https://okaythennews.substack.com/p/study-shows-european-excess-mortality


Appearing in Bulgarian Medicine, published by the Bulgarian Academy of Sciences and Arts (Bulgaria being more open to such research as will be made clear), my little article covers:

Growing concerns, including in the medical literature, and with government inquiries, on excess mortality.

“The percentage of people in these [European] countries receiving at least one dose of a COVID-19 vaccine was positively correlated with excess mortality, for every month between March 2023 and January 2024. The correlations ranged from weak to moderate. Almost all the values were statistically significant.”
7838   Patrick   2024 Aug 30, 5:37pm  

https://www.aussie17.com/p/japans-largest-msm-broadcaster-nhk


Japan's Largest MSM Broadcaster, NHK, Releases Groundbreaking Feature on mRNA Vaccine Harms
We have received more than 2000 messages from viewers...

Aussie17
Aug 30, 2024

Japanese citizens were shocked on the morning of August 28 as their largest national broadcaster, NHK, decided to air a special feature on the COVID-19 vaccine relief system. This program highlighted real-life experiences of individuals who have suffered severe side effects, prompting an overwhelming public response with over 2000 messages received.

In a surprising turn of events, NHK's popular Morning Show, Asaichi, has taken a bold step. Once dismissive of doubts about vaccine safety, the show recently focused on the challenges and realities faced by those affected by mRNA experimental vaccine side effects. This change in stance marks a pivotal U-Turn in the ongoing national conversation about the experimental mRNA’s safety and transparency.

The program's new focus was echoed in the unexpected surge of viewer engagement. "We have received more than 2000 messages from viewers today. Thank you very much," the host announced, signaling widespread public interest and concern.

One chilling account came from a viewer who detailed their struggle after the third vaccine dose: "My headaches became severe. Although they have lessened since the beginning, the symptoms have persisted for more than two years. It has been two and a half years of vaccine aftereffects." Frustration with the bureaucratic hurdles in seeking relief was evident: "It's difficult to go collect documents because of my leg pain, so I urgently wish the process to be simplified as soon as possible."

Another viewer recounted a deeply personal tragedy: "Right after vaccination, my mother developed a serious illness and passed away." Their story was not just about personal loss, but also about the social repercussions of questioning vaccine side effects. "During the period when I was collecting application documents after my mother's illness and passing, I've been met repeatedly with heartless comments just for questioning the connection with the vaccine."

The show also featured Misu from Ibaraki Prefecture, a former healthcare worker in her 40s, who shared her ongoing battle. Since receiving her third dose, she has struggled with "pain and numbness in the vaccinated arm, fatigue, and other symptoms." Misu’s plea was simple yet profound: "I hope the government and media report this properly. Voices are being raised to spread awareness about the suffering caused by side effects."

This feature on NHK’s Asaichi has not only brought attention to individual struggles but has also highlighted a broader societal issue: the difficulty in openly discussing vaccine side effects without backlash. It presents a call to action for society to foster an environment where sharing such experiences does not invite judgment but rather understanding and empathy.

(Update)

Two days following the national broadcast, Japan’s Health Minister, Keizō Takemi, made an unexpected statement: "Regarding whether health damage from the COVID-19 vaccine constitutes drug-induced injury, our response at this point is that we would like to refrain from commenting."

It looks like they are no longer saying that it is 100% safe and effective!
7844   Patrick   2024 Sep 1, 11:50am  

https://slaynews.com/news/police-data-shows-sudden-deaths-surging-covid-shots-rolled-out/


Police Data Shows Sudden Deaths Surging after Covid Shots Rolled Out

Official police records from Scotland show that sudden deaths spiked after Covid mRNA shots were rolled out.

However, while the records show a surge in sudden death in 2021, the issue didn’t start there.

Interestingly, Police Scotland recorded a significant increase in people dying suddenly in 2020.

Notably, the first spikes occurred in April and May of 2020 – shortly after the public was forced to stay inside their homes due to mandatory lockdown orders issued by the government.

The records then show a massive third spike in sudden deaths in December 2020 – the same month Covid mRNA “vaccines” were rolled out in the UK. ...

As the rollout continued, police records show sudden deaths surging.

The incidences of people dying suddenly continued to skyrocket in 2021 and again in 2022.

Police Scotland uses a command and control incident recording system called System for Tasking and Operational Resource Management (STORM) Unity to record incidents consistently across the country.
7845   Patrick   2024 Sep 1, 11:55am  

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/378124684_Differential_Increases_in_Excess_Mortality_in_the_German_Federal_States_During_the_COVID-19_Pandemic


COVID-19 cannot explain the increase in excess mortality after vaccinations began. For the second and third pandemic year a significant positive correlation between the increase of excess mortality and COVID-19 vaccinations is observed, a fact that strongly calls for further investigations on possible negative effects of COVID-19 vaccinations.
7848   Patrick   2024 Sep 1, 2:00pm  




https://dee746.substack.com/p/the-smoking-gun-covid-vax-autopsies

https://zenodo.org/records/8120771

The consistency seen among cases in this review with known COVID-19 vaccine adverse events, their mechanisms, and related excess death, coupled with autopsy confirmation and physician-led death adjudication, suggests there is a high likelihood of a causal link between COVID-19 vaccines and death in most cases. Further urgent investigation is required for the purpose of clarifying our findings.
7851   Patrick   2024 Sep 1, 8:37pm  

https://therealcdc.substack.com/p/tommy-and-the-berry-bush


In a small New England village, on a beautiful September morning, the town folk were gathering in front of the church before Sunday Mass. Men were discussing the upcoming harvest. Women were discussing everything else. And the children were playing “tag.”

Mrs. Allen asked Mrs. Robbins, “Martha, where’s Tommy? Won’t he be attending Mass? It’s the last Mass before school begins.”

Mrs. Robbins, Tommy’s mother, replied, “Oh, hello Ethel. Thomas will be here. He went to visit my brother and sister-in-law and his cousins for the weekend over in Jonestown. He promised to be back in time for Mass.”

Mrs. Allen, a bit concerned, stated, “Martha, he’s only ten years old. Are you not afraid for his safety traveling such a long way alone on foot?”

Mrs. Robbins replied, “Not at all. Jonestown is only seven miles away. He’s been walking that road alone since he was five years old. What could possibly happen to him since the farmers rid us of the wolves in these parts?”

The women returned to the usual banter until the church bell rang indicating that Mass would soon begin. As they all queued up to enter the church, Mr. Kuhleid looked down the street from the top step before entering the church. He stopped and exclaimed, “Hey everyone. Look! There’s a boy lying at the edge of the road at the entrance to the village.

People turned, looked, and then everyone started walking down to see who it was. Martha Robbins, sensing that it might be Tommy, ran down the street. She immediately knelt down and tried to shake the boy. She screamed and held him tightly. By her reaction, everyone knew it was Tommy.

The crowd gathered ‘round. Women were crying. Children were scared. There, at the edge of the road, lay Tommy held by his mother under a bush. Tommy had berries in his hands and berry juice running from his mouth, down his cheeks, and onto his shirt. White foam filled his open mouth.

Martha screamed, “What happened?”

The townspeople lamented.

The reverend was last to arrive at the scene and offered prayer for Tommy and the townspeople. He directed everyone to an immediate special meeting at the church to discuss the death of Tommy. After several minutes, Tommy’s father hugged his wife, picked up Tommy and carried him to the town’s funeral home.

Before leaving for the the special meeting, Ethel said to the woman next to her, “Harriet, people will be too distraught to plan the luncheon to be held after the funeral. Let’s get to work preparing food for our neighbors and friends.”

Harriet looked at the bush and said, “I’ve never noticed berries on this bush before. Perhaps it finally matured enough to bear fruit this year. Ethel, that’s a prudent idea to prepare food for tomorrow’s luncheon. Let’s pick all these berries to make pies for everyone to eat after the funeral.”

In the church, the town physician stood in the pulpit and took questions. Many expressed sympathy for the Robbins family. Others were more concerned with what could possibly have caused Tommy’s death. They all knew by then that Tommy had come from Jonestown. Mr. Kuhleid asked, “Dr. Ough, what if Tommy brought a disease back from Jonestown? When will you be able to tell us what killed him?”

Dr. Ough then explained to the townspeople that the science™is slow and that it would take him about four years to determine the cause of Tommy’s death. The townspeople grumbled in response and Dr. Ough then said, “Four years is not that long. Before the Jonestown Method of obvious based medicine, what we call ‘OBM,’ it took decades to study causes of death.” He then explained triple deaf serialized chaotic trials (SCT).

No one had noticed that little Billy Ough had snuck into this adults-only meeting in the church. When there was a moment of silence after his father, Dr. Ough, finished explaining the timeline of investigation, Billy shouted, “Father! It’s the berries! Tell them all it’s the berries!”

Dr. Ough immediately shouted, “Billy! You go home right now. This is not a conversation for children. We don’t have time to talk about anecdotal evidence from the machinations of a child. Be gone, Billy!”

Mr. Robbins, Tommy’s father, had joined the group after delivering Tommy’s body to the funeral director’s office. Mr. Robbins asked Dr. Ough, “What about the berries, Dr. Ough? What if Billy is right?”

Dr. Ough responded, “I understand the desire to jump at the first possible cause you hear. But what if it is not the berries? What if it is a disease from Jonestown that will kill us all? Surely you want this studied for the next four (4) years to ensure our safety. We will pray for the Robbins family and for our town’s safety. I move to adjourn.” The motion was seconded. The meeting ended. And everyone went home.

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