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https://babylonbee.com/news/historic-intel-leak-traced-back-to-biden-hitting-reply-all-on-email

U.S. — An unprecedented leak of top-secret U.S. intelligence on the war in Ukraine, military assets, and vital diversity training materials has been traced to its shocking source: an email chain in which President Biden clicked "reply all."

"This email chain included CCP officials, Russian oligarchs, North Korean party members, and other world leaders," said a spokesperson from the Pentagon. "They normally use it to share funny memes with each other, but at some point, Biden had found thousands of classified files on his son's laptop and accidentally attached them in a reply to the entire email chain. It could've happened to anyone."

Sources say that after the President realized what he had done, he desperately sent another email begging everyone to not read the contents, but it was too late.

Biden has assured the country that the leak was not that damaging as his son Hunter had already sold most of the documents to the CCP years ago.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentagon-secures-against-future-intelligence-leaks-by-installing-ring-doorbell-camera

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/war-gainz-wednesday-april-12-2023?publication_id=463409&post_id=114313455&isFreemail=true

While it is telling that Russia is selling record amounts of oil to Europe and Africa, defying Joe Biden’s worldwide sanctions threats, it is even more interesting that Russia is accomplishing this miraculous feat by laundering its oil through its brand-new ally Saudi Arabia, which right up until Joe Biden fist-bumped the Saudi Prince used to be OUR ALLY. ...

Maybe the Saudis are mad at Biden and think their best bet is hanging with the Chinese and the Russians. But maybe they’re also sick of hearing about Tony Blinken’s perverted atypical sexual preferences that are abhorrent to Muslims and deserve the death penalty under Saudi law:




Needless to say, Saudi Arabia is a massive oil EXPORTER. They don’t need to buy oil. They’re only buying Russian oil to help Russia, knowing full well that the budding new relationship will make the deep state jealous and angry.

According to the World Bank, China — who was in tenth place in 1992, will surpass the US as the world’s largest economy next year. ...

Israeli officials have also expressed concern that US military assets that have historically been stationed in Israel — ostensibly for its defense — have been sent to Ukraine or otherwise withdrawn to help the Proxy War, leaving Israel exposed. Furthermore, new American weapons and ordinance may be hard to get, what with US military inventories depleted by Zelensky, and with new production already earmarked for the Eastern European war theater.

For some reason, the Israelis fret that Joe Biden would not exactly spring into action if a coordinated assault against the Jewish nation begins. ...

Meanwhile, not that you’d have noticed from watching our inept corporate media, China has completely surrounded Taiwan with sea-going military assets in what the communist superpower called another “drill.” ...

Specifically, Macron told reporters "Europe must reduce its dependency on the United States and avoid getting dragged into a confrontation between China and the U.S. over Taiwan.” He also said that Europe should reduce its dependency on the dollar, and should aspire to becoming an independent superpower, presumably instead of being a bootlicking American vassal state. ...

The gist is that the leaked Minecraft Papers included some pretty bleak assessments of Ukraine’s much ballyhooed Spring Offensive, which the Biden Administration and its compliant corporate media have been trumpeting as the unstoppable military initiative that will give Putin a spanking he won’t soon forget, for real this time, just you wait. ...

It is hard to image a worse fuck-up than corrupt, senile, pedo Joe.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/trans-vampires-saturday-april-15?publication_id=463409&post_id=114987593&isFreemail=true

Asian ally South Korea wasn’t too happy to find out from the Minecraft Papers that the U.S. has been spying on them. The New York Times ran a story earlier this week headlined, “Leaked Documents and Accusations of U.S. Spying Spark Outrage in Seoul.”

“If it is true that they have spied on us, it is a very disappointing act that undermines the South Korea-U.S. alliance, which is based on mutual trust,” Lee Jae-myung, leader of the main opposition Democratic Party, told foreign media reporters on Tuesday. If true, he added, Washington should apologize to the South Korean people.

Don’t hold your breath.

Patrick says

Biden is not just a pedophile, but an incestuous pedophile.

Likely is, so not defending him. I've hugged my aunt with one arm and accidentally got the fake tits. Awkward to say the least. Unintentional. I think that was my only accidental slip up.

I'm a crazy person playing volleyball so I will run into females and hit their chest in a coed league. My motto is don't let the fucking ball hit the ground or you're not trying. I will dive or run for anything to not lose a point even if it injures me or others. Wife is the same way. Probably why we connect. Age is catching up though.

We'll see how this year goes. We're the "Spiked Drinks." Designing a shirt with Cosby on it. lol... Might have doxxed myself there. No one look it up. I trust you guys, plus that's a common search term so I'm probably fine.

https://slaynews.com/news/brics-de-dollarization-push-gathers-momentum/

The push for de-dollarization led by the BRICS group is continuing to gather momentum as Indonesia moves to shift away from the U.S. dollar for trade and financial transactions.

The Indonesian central bank announced that it has updated its policy to shift away from the U.S. dollar and is following the lead of the BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa) economic bloc.

The Deep State has really fucked itself via their massive election fraud in 2020.

Karma, I suppose, but this will hurt a lot of innocent Americans as well.

If Trump's obvious win had not been negated by FBI/CIA/Facebook/Google treason, the dollar would not be having these problems now.

https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/big-lies-and-bigger-lies/

Today, The New York Times says “Joe Biden” is revving up to run for president again in 2024. Is that so? One DNC strategist, Maria Cardona, was quoted saying, “Democrats complain that he might be too old. But then, when they’re asked, ‘Well, who?’ There is no one else.”

There you have the sucking chest wound at the center of the Democratic Party, a malodorous vacuum where, as they like to say, democracy dies in darkness. You understand, this is exactly what you get when all you do is tell lies, always and everywhere, about everything.

Now I will tell you the truth: “Joe Biden” will not be running for president ever again. “Joe Biden” will either be impeached for real high crimes and misdemeanors, or he will be bum-rushed out of the White House on some medical pretext before Independence Day. “Joe Biden’s” crimes have finally caught up with him. He sold out his country.

The facts have been out in plain sight since before a coalition of rogues and frauds stuffed him into the Oval Office, January, 2021. As vice-president under Mr. Obama, “JB” was allowed to run a global grifting operation that netted his family tens of millions. (Mr. Obama received plenty of his own sanitized grift in the form of absurdly large book deals and TV contracts, enough swag to lead the deluxe life of a senior panjandrum. His job, post-presidency, was to feed the Woke hustle with an occasional speech and otherwise shut up.)

The coalition of rogues and frauds, a.k.a. the permanent bureaucracy or the Deep State, had committed so many crimes since 2016 that its sole agenda turned to driving the one-man wrecking-crew called Donald Trump out of office and making sure he never got close to a lever of power again, by any means necessary. That is still all that animates this gang. They managed to roll enough of the American public in the process to maintain power and influence over them via control of the news, censorship, and use of their captive legal system to harass and punish their enemies. And now it’s all falling apart.

How many Americans with the capacity to pay attention actually doubted the veracity of Hunter Biden’s laptop? Very few, I’d guess, deep down, thought millions pretended it was not for-real because the contents were so obviously incriminating. So, they had to lie to themselves. But then, what’s wrong with lying to yourself when all the authority figures in your society set the example of lying to you about everything, always, and everywhere? Do you see where this habit of lying gets you? ...

By the way, this is why the “Joe Biden” regime sent out a pack of drag queens to perform for the cameras the past two years. They needed a device so insulting to the sensibilities of people equipped with a normal moral compass that it would create a distraction from much greater insults such as stealing elections and concocting a lab-engineered pandemic to deploy deadly vaccines — these matters in themselves entailing giant matrices of lies.

Even with the stolen 2022 midterm elections in Arizona, Nevada, and Pennsylvania, the Republican Party managed to squeak into a House majority, and now a non-captive faction of that party is methodically taking steps to reveal the giant scaffold of lies America has lived under for years. One rather significant event was the prank now unspooling about the fifty-one “folks” (“JB” called them) from the Intel Community who branded Hunter’s laptop a Russian disinfo operation. Those “folks” included five living former CIA directors, wouldn’t you know? It was an obvious lie at the time, but now it’s a certified lie, since one of the five, Michael Morell, spilled the beans testifying under oath to the House Judiciary Committee that he rounded up the other fifty at the direction of “Joe Biden’s” campaign advisor, Tony Blinken, now Secretary of State.

On another side of the Biden family mischief, there is the emergence of the IRS whistleblower (as yet unnamed), who complained through formal agency channels that the IRS and the DOJ were mishandling various cases emanating out of Hunter’s laptop. A “high government official” unmasked as Attorney General Garland is accused of lying to Congress. He apparently has been leaning on the US attorney in Delaware, David Weiss, to hold off prosecuting a case that Mr. Weiss’s office finished investigating a year ago. ...

These various dodges to lessen the impact of Biden family criminal culpability are likely to fail. The Bidens are caught and “Joe Biden” is about to go down, one way or another. Looks to me like a lot of this adds up to impeachable offenses, which I doubt the party will allow “JB” to go through. Today’s announcement about running for president again in 2024 is just another ruse to hold-the-line, but it won’t work either. They’ve lost control of the narrative — and the action itself. Mr. Blinken and Mr. AG Garland also look like they’ll be squeezed out of power like a couple of watermelon seeds between your fingers.

What happens when “Joe Biden” creeps off into the sunset? Use your imagination about the dark place that leaves our country, and the flavor of further shenanigans ahead.

https://babylonbee.com/news/creepy-old-man-says-he-thinks-of-your-kids-as-his-own

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Authorities have been dispatched to the White House lawn after reports of a creepy old man shouting to people that he thinks of everyone's kids as his own.

"There's no such thing as someone else's child!" shouted the demented geriatric. "They're all mine! Not a joke! Give them to me!" He then reached out and tried to grab a passing baby out of his stroller before his mother shrieked and ran away.

"Your kids aren't yours! They're all mine! Lemme smell your kids!" the confused senior was heard shouting at a nearby statue of Andrew Jackson before several aides tackled him and dragged him to safety.

"You know, this guy is making a ton of sense," said Randi Weingarten, President of the American Federation of Teachers. "All kids should belong to the State and to suggest otherwise is white supremacy."

At publishing time, the deranged old man had claimed to be running for President of the United States.

Pedo Biden did say:

https://jellyfish.news/biden-says-kids-belong-to-their-teachers/

President Joe Biden, who told a gathering of teachers and union bigwigs on April 27 that the kids are “yours when they’re in the classroom.” That wasn’t just a Biden stumble. He repeated it for emphasis: “They are all our children … They are not somebody else’s children.”

https://slaynews.com/news/democrats-refuse-hold-debates-2024-bidens-challengers-outraged/

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has announced that there will not be any debates for the 2024 Democrat primary, despite President Joe Biden already having challengers for the nomination.

Maybe they're worried that sane people will ask the corrupt senile pedo some hard questions about his corruption, senility, and pedophilia.

Patrick says

Maybe they're worried that sane people will ask the corrupt senile pedo some hard questions about his corruption, senility, and pedophilia.

No. The DNC is stacked, whoever the DNC wants to give the nomination to will get it. Primaries of the DNC are anything but democratic.

https://celiafarber.substack.com/p/dnc-aborts-primary-debates-but-elections

DNC Aborts Primary Debates, But Elections Are Still Officially Not AT ALL Rigged...

The totalitarian organ known as the DNC has out-done itself yet again. I am new to the news that they have now stated they will not host any primary debates.

I have to say that this latest assault on us all actually scares me.

It just has that super ultra creepy abnormal quality, very high shock level.

I feel again that I am stuck on a hijacked airliner.

I notice that I stop breathing in the presence of everything I learn the DNC does.

So, it’s done, then, I suppose. Even the pretense of “democracy” is packed and gone. Why do our minds refuse to fully accept it? Mine anyway.

We all wondered: “How will he be able to debate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.?”

Now we know. He simply won’t.

The Biden Actor hasn't changed in years. NOT senility, an intermittent act by the actor stable, depending on winds of distraction. They can keep foisting this actor stable forever, because HE NEVER CHANGES, doesn't even undergo an aging process, much less his so-called 'senility' deteriorating as it would if it were real. Biden has been dead for years. Once they successfully foisted the fraud of fag Obama and tranny Michael, the gloves were off on virtual candidates.

If they can keep foisting this actor fraud show forever, why wouldn't they?

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-ominous-threat-to-nation-biden-says-he-will-finish-the-job

https://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/on-war-and-wars/

You understand, “Joe Biden” is only pretending to run for president again, in the same way that he only pretended to be president the past two years. Are we to believe, for instance, that the old zombie has become a fervent Maoist? Or that he follows any known structured political philosophy at all, other than cashing checks that favor-seekers from all nations send his way? “Joe Biden” is pretending to run — no matter how preposterous it seems — because his handlers know that only a titanic pretense of political strength can stave off the reveal of his family’s awesome criminality and the fall of everyone hitched to that wagon.