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TRUMP IMPEACHED


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2021 Aug 26, 12:00pm   2,603 views  217 comments

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BREAKING: HOUSE DEMOCRATS PLAN TO BRING ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT AGAINST TRUMP FOR AFGHANISTAN DISASTER

WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON PSAKI SAYS THE MOSTLY PEACEFUL SUICIDE BOMBINGS IN KABUL WERE CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING

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87   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 2:37pm  

Patrick says
Lol, some of these are absolutely brilliant

You make them all up yourself?

Thanks. A few at the top of thread I stole from Stalingrad_Poor twatter account (got an idea about ridiculous news spin from there), the rest I made by reading the news and adding something or directly copying NYT article titles.

Nearly all are real news but mildly twisted.
88   Ceffer   2021 Aug 27, 2:37pm  

CIA AND INTELLIGENCE SAY THAT IN SPITE OF CONFESSIONS, MOUNTAINS OF CIRCUMSTANTIAL AND DIRECT EVIDENCE, TESTIMONIES OF RESPECTED SCIENTISTS, LABORATORY ANALYSES OF VIRAL FRAGMENTS, THAT THEY CANNOT STATE WUHAN SOURCE OF COVID. DECISION MADE TO RE-NAME THEM MORON AGENCIES.
89   Patrick   2021 Aug 27, 3:16pm  

Bd6r says
Stalingrad_Poor


Thanks, that guy has an interesting feed.

https://twitter.com/Stalingrad_Poor
90   Onvacation   2021 Aug 27, 3:51pm  

Bd6r says
IF YOU ARE FULLY VACCINATED, YOU NO LONGER NEED TO WEAR A MASK - PRESIDENT BIDEN, MAY 2021

OR IF YOU ARE ON A VENTILATOR!
91   Ceffer   2021 Aug 27, 4:47pm  

Stalingrad_Poor: "I don't care if you hate Trump or not, but the mass silencing of opposition voices is something that is straight from the Third Reich."


He's right. Policies and politics using public health, medicine and propagandized epidemics for elimination of rights and public control were developed in Nazi Germany. The Nazis just never needed to deploy them, their other methods worked so well.
92   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 5:28pm  

TOP FIVE MOST PROFITABLE INVESTORS NAMED BY NYT:

5. GEORGE SOROS
4. JIM ROGERS
3. BILL ACKMAN
2. RAY DALIO
1. NANCY PELOSI
93   Patrick   2021 Aug 27, 5:30pm  

It surely must help one's investments to know what's going to happen in advance and yet be immune from insider trading laws.
94   Eric Holder   2021 Aug 27, 5:33pm  

Bd6r says
TOP FIVE MOST PROFITABLE INVESTORS NAMED BY NYT:

5. GEORGE SOROS
4. JIM ROGERS
3. BILL ACKMAN
2. RAY DALIO
1. NANCY PELOSI



WHERE IS HILLARY CLINTON - THE MOST PROFITABLE COMMODITIES TRADER OF ALL TIMES?
95   AmericanKulak   2021 Aug 27, 8:14pm  

BIDEN BLAMES ISIS FOR BOMBING SO DOESN'T NEED TO RESPOND TO THE TALIBAN ACCOUNTABLE

oops, that's actually a true headline.
96   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 8:37pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
oops, that's actually a true headline.

79, 85 as well.

Most of my headlines here are at least 80% real
in #82 for example all except pizza delivery is real
97   Onvacation   2021 Aug 27, 8:40pm  

Bd6r says
TOP FIVE MOST PROFITABLE INVESTORS NAMED BY NYT:

5. GEORGE SOROS
4. JIM ROGERS
3. BILL ACKMAN
2. RAY DALIO
1. NANCY PELOSI

" What doth it profit a man, to gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?".

George and Nancy will have to answer to their maker. Or at least become worm food.
98   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 8:40pm  

JUST IN. PENTAGON CENTCOM COMMANDER GEN. MCKENZIE EXPECTS MORE ATTACKS ON KABUL AIRPORT, BEGS TALIBAN FOR PROTECTION.
99   Eric Holder   2021 Aug 27, 8:43pm  

Bd6r says
MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
oops, that's actually a true headline.

79, 85 as well.

Most of my headlines here are at least 80% real
in #82 for example all except pizza delivery is real


#12 is real AF
100   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 8:43pm  

OCEANS ASIA ESTIMATES 1.6 BILLION FACE MASKS HAVE ENTERED OCEANS WORLDWIDE BECAUSE GLOBAL WARMING AND TRUMP.
101   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 8:48pm  

BREAKING NEWS: THE STATE INVESTIGATED THE STATE AND DETERMINED THAT THERE WAS NO WRONGDOING ON BEHALF OF THE STATE. THE HEAVILY ARMED STATE FELT FEARFUL DURING THE ENCOUNTER WITH UNARMED FEMALE PROTESTOR, AND STATE INVESTIGATORS FOUND THIS FEAR TO BE LEGITIMATE. THE STATE WILL NOT FILE CHARGES AGAINST THE STATE.
102   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 8:50pm  

Eric Holder says
#12 is real AF

so is #4
103   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 8:53pm  

#BREAKING: FROM SEPTEMBER 13, NSW RESIDENTS THAT ARE FULLY VACCINATED AGAINST COVID-19 WILL BE GIVEN NEW FREEDOMS.

RESIDENTS OF HOTSPOTS CAN LEAVE THEIR HOUSES FOR AN HOUR ON TOP OF THEIR EXERCISE HOUR, WHILE PEOPLE IN OTHER AREAS CAN MEET FIVE OTHERS OUTDOORS.
104   Eric Holder   2021 Aug 27, 8:54pm  

Bd6r says
#BREAKING: FROM SEPTEMBER 13, NSW RESIDENTS THAT ARE FULLY VACCINATED AGAINST COVID-19 WILL BE GIVEN NEW FREEDOMS.

RESIDENTS OF HOTSPOTS CAN LEAVE THEIR HOUSES FOR AN HOUR ON TOP OF THEIR EXERCISE HOUR, WHILE PEOPLE IN OTHER AREAS CAN MEET FIVE OTHERS OUTDOORS.


FREEEEEEEDOM!
105   Bd6r   2021 Aug 27, 8:57pm  

Eric Holder says
Bd6r says
#BREAKING: FROM SEPTEMBER 13, NSW RESIDENTS THAT ARE FULLY VACCINATED AGAINST COVID-19 WILL BE GIVEN NEW FREEDOMS.

RESIDENTS OF HOTSPOTS CAN LEAVE THEIR HOUSES FOR AN HOUR ON TOP OF THEIR EXERCISE HOUR, WHILE PEOPLE IN OTHER AREAS CAN MEET FIVE OTHERS OUTDOORS.


FREEEEEEEDOM!


real AF: https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1430707532134236163
106   Ceffer   2021 Aug 27, 10:19pm  

LT MICHAEL BYRD SAID ASHLI BABBITT WAS ON THE RAG AND THUS A CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER. "I ALWAYS WANTED TO SHOOT A BITCH WHEN SHE WAS LIKE THAT!"
107   Bd6r   2021 Aug 28, 9:19am  

PAGING ELON MUSK MARS PROJECT: WHITE HOUSE SAYS BIDEN MADE CLEAR HE DOES NOT WANT THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR KABUL ATTACK "TO LIVE ON THE EARTH ANY MORE"
108   Bd6r   2021 Aug 28, 9:20am  

BIDEN SAYS IF DIPLOMACY FIRST DOESN’T WORK WITH IRAN WE WILL HAVE OTHER MEASURES SINCE THOSE MEASURES WORKED SO WELL IN AFGHANISTAN
109   Bd6r   2021 Aug 28, 9:22am  

TALIBAN OFFICIAL: "AS SOON AS AMERICANS LEAVE, THEY HAVE TO JUST GIVE US THE SIGNAL, WE WILL THEN TAKE OVER. THIS CAN BE DONE DURING THE WEEKEND"
110   Bd6r   2021 Aug 28, 9:23am  

U.S. INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY SAYS CORONAVIRUS WAS NOT DEVELOPED AS A BIOLOGICAL WEAPON AND THAT VIETNAM RESPONSIBLE FOR GULF OF TONKIN INCIDENT
111   Bd6r   2021 Aug 28, 9:25am  

WALLER: DON'T SEE FINANCIAL EXCESS; HOUSING BOOM IS NOT BEING FUELED BY TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS INJECTED INTO ECONOMY
112   Bd6r   2021 Aug 28, 9:25am  

FED'S POWELL: YOU CAN'T TAPER A PONZI SCHEME
113   Ceffer   2021 Aug 28, 9:38am  

BIDEN PLANS TO ABANDON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF HIGH TECH WEAPONS AND TWO TONS OF REFINED PLUTONIUM IN IRAN AS PEACE DEAL
114   Ceffer   2021 Aug 28, 9:40am  

BIDEN INTELLIGENCE REPORT MOCKS CONCEPT THAT COVID CAME FROM WUHAN, BECAUSE CCP FRENS "WOULDN"T HURT A FLY."
115   Ceffer   2021 Aug 28, 9:44am  

CCP PLANS TO SPIKE IVERMECTIN HORSE PASTE WITH LETHAL DOSES OF FENTANYL
116   just_passing_through   2021 Aug 28, 11:33am  

HunterTits says
Notice the flavor of the ice cream in those cones?

Corn Pop


I just assumed they have hepatitis
117   RWSGFY   2021 Aug 28, 3:12pm  

SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR RUINING THE COUNTRY! AND NATO!
118   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:20pm  

TODAY ON MSNBC: ISIS-K AND TALIBAN LIED US INTO IRAQ AND LIBYA WAR, FAILED TO REGULATE CORRUPT BANKERS, BAILED OUT THE BANKER CROOKS, DESTROYED THE MIDDLE CLASS AND SPIKED WEALTH INEQUALITY
119   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:21pm  

PRES. BIDEN: IF YOU LIKE YOUR KABUL EVACUATION PLAN, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KABUL EVACUATION PLAN
120   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:23pm  

HURRICANES HARVEY, IRMA, AND IDA WILL BENEFIT ECONOMY BY INCREASING ECONOMIC ACTIVITY OVER THE LONG RUN - NEW YORK FED PRESIDENT DUDLEY
121   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:25pm  

GATES WAS UNAWARE OF EPSTEIN'S ACTIVITIES BECAUSE HE USED THE BING SEARCH ENGINE - CNBC
122   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:27pm  

LAST US TROOPS LEAVING AFGHANISTAN, HEADING FOR IRAN, SOURCES SAY - REUTERS
123   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:27pm  

APPLE TO ADD SATELLITE CAPABILITIES TO IPHONES SO THE NSA CAN LISTEN IN EVEN WHEN YOU'RE IN REMOTE AREAS WITH YOUR PHONE TURNED OFF
124   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:28pm  

CONSPIRACY THEORY FROM 1912 - FED WILL BECOME AN ALL POWERFUL FUSION OF BANKS, BIG BUSINESS, AND GOVERNMENT
125   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:30pm  

DIVERSITY AT FED: WE HAVE FEMALE LIMO DRIVERS AND A HISPANIC PERSONAL SHOPPER - BBG
126   Bd6r   2021 Aug 31, 7:32pm  

POWELL: SINCE FED REPO OPERATIONS BEGAN, GLOBAL OCEAN TEMPERATURES HAVE BEGUN TO DROP

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