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💉💉 First up, for comic relief, behold the latest news on the Pfizer cancer shot. Yesterday’s over-enthusiastic headline from Futurism Magazine broadcast:




No thanks! I would rather inject myself with bleach. Into my eyeball. With a bent needle I found on the sidewalk in downtown San Fransisco.

So much to mock, so little time. The cowardly jab maniacs at Pfizer are conducting their mRNA trials in unaware England — which mostly missed out on the bizarre mRNA bonanza, since for most of the early years the English used a mad formula cooked up in Great Britain and now recalled.

U.S. — Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla addressed public concerns over a new pandemic by holding a press conference in which he explained how the pharmaceutical company is already hard at work developing a new ineffective vaccine with fatal side effects.

"The thought of a new pandemic is scary, especially one that presents as a common cold and makes you really tired," said Bourla. "That's why we're working double time to prepare a new vaccine that won't cure you, but will possibly kill you."

"We have top scientists working around the clock to ensure it doesn't work before we release it to the public."

Later, he agreed to appear on CNN This Morning for what he originally assumed was a softball interview. Host Kasie Hunt was quick to point out the obvious concern with Pfizer's business model. "But sir, how can you possibly prepare an ineffective vaccine in advance of an unknown pandemic? You don't know what the virus will be."

In response, Bourla appeared to side-eye the camera before awkwardly fidgeting in his seat and changing the subject. "We make lots of money," he said. "Would you like some?"