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Florida Man Resurgent: End of an Era


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2021 Nov 24, 6:21pm   1,651 views  58 comments

by AmericanKulak   ➕follow (7)   💰tip   ignore  

Well folks, 13 years and two kids.

Wife wants the Sephora-Sushi-Ritzy Schnitzy Yuppie land, I deposited some money to pay the bills and she walked in with Ulta and Sally's totes. No more, too the moon, Alice.

She likes to catch as catch can and I want to be a country man, put down some roots, plant some YAMS!

Shit, that all kinda rhymed. Mixed emotions, but mostly relief. I just can't wander from place to place anymore, I'm done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA6WNf08VbQ

So today it happened. Gettin' the RV out and looking for a space, worst time of year (snowbird season) for it.

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49   AmericanKulak   2021 Dec 13, 10:08am  

Dude, the world is going to change and change fast.

The Devil screams loudest when being exorcised; that's what cancel culture is. Cancelling Kevin Samuels and anybody else who messes with the Dream Peddling.

MOST women think at least half of men make $100k. They even think that's normal for guys in their 20s and 30s, which also reinforces the idea of a Patriarchy.
50   Robert Sproul   2021 Dec 13, 11:05am  

AmericanKulak says
MOST women think at least half of men make $100k.



6' tall, 8" dick, and 100k a year or don't bother me
51   Bd6r   2021 Dec 13, 11:13am  

AmericanKulak says
Thank you man, you're right on that score It was "My kids need to see what normalcy and routine looks like." and "Holy shit, at 65 I'll be broke from her spending, and if I manage to hide something, she'll drag me and spend it on a trip to Italy for 3 months." I'm also just fucking tired of gaslighting and hysterics.

better go through unpleasant stuff now and have many years of happiness afterwards than lowkey suffer and be poor forever. Good luck to you!
52   SoTex   2021 Dec 18, 11:43am  

Just got word from a long time pal (A Floridaman turned Coloradoman) he got a divorce a few months ago. Second time. Guy's always been in great shape at at 51 says he's getting lots of tail on hinge. Makes great cash but fortunately so do both of his exes and he's never had to pay alimony.
53   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 26, 2:08pm  

Isn't it great when they call you to spread their misery, but they end up giving you a funny they didn't intend?

Kulak: "You know, you could be a teacher like before, $50k to start, pension at 20 years, so when you're 65..."

Herself: "You know, Kulak, I can't work a 9 to 5. I can't do office work. I'm an Artist... "

Kulak: Visions of Barbara Streisand... Hears Johnny Rotten Singing "I'm a lazy sod, I'm a lazy sod, I'm so laaaaaaaazzzy, Econononmy Crumbling."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVTZLUwx7Yo

***Feeling a wave of mirth***

Just had to share.
54   Ceffer   2022 Jan 26, 2:21pm  

I ain't your Daddy's trust fund.
55   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 26, 3:53pm  

Robert Sproul says
6' tall, 8" dick, and 100k a year or don't bother me


Tell her she an pick two, she can't have all three. Like Fast, Cheap and Easy.
56   HeadSet   2022 Jan 26, 6:00pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Tell her she can pick two,

With her looks, she's lucky to get "one."
58   GNL   2022 Jun 4, 8:15am  

IMO, the trick to life and a happy marriage is being happy with who and where you are in life. If you want something different, work as a team to make it happen. That includes having a happy marriage. Selfishness is the #1 marriage killer imo.

As soon as I was able to convince my wife that money in the bank was just as fun as spending it, she changed. It's been working out pretty good.

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