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Booger says

First off fuck O'hare. And the 2nd first off, give me a god damn break fatty. I'm fucking 6'3" in modern planes. I get one seat. I'll admit it sucks, but I'm not fat. I hammer some beers in the airport and then sleep on the plane so I don't have to deal the blubber hitting my arm. Buy a fucking 2nd seat land whale, don't expect to get it for free.

Us taller people should bitch with the leg room. We have zero control over our height. You do fatty. I don't get people that bitch about things THEY can control. I can't control my parents. I can control my activity level to not be fat.

Imagine your friends setting you up on a blind date and they prep you by saying that your date just won a respected, well known beauty pageant in your state ...

I know a young woman who is a bit chunky; she claims it's something to do with her hormones.
"Which hormone makes you eat a pizza?"
I lived once with an overweight woman; she was constantly in the kitchen, making food, eating, etc.
She'd come back from a night out and put shit in the microwave at 11:15 pm for a late night pig out.
Don't let them bullshit you; fat people eat a lot in order to maintain their huge size.