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https://babylonbee.com/news/clump-of-cells-dies-at-67

NEW YORK — A clump of cells became no longer viable earlier this week at the age of 67.

The clump, which had been birthed by Democrat uterus-owner and former Texas governor Ann Richards, was in its 205th trimester. It presided over nearly 333,000 terminations of unwanted clumps of cells like itself during a 12-year stint as president of a philanthropic organization 3% dedicated to ripping apart clumps of cells and selling the remains.

Sources say that the non-viable formerly 67-year-old clump of cells lost a battle against glioblastoma, a much smaller clump of cells which got too big in the brain of the 67-year-old clump of cells.

The ex-clump of cells became no longer viable as it was surrounded by clumps of cells that were genetically related to it and a dog named Ollie.

At publishing time, the non-viable clump of cells had narrowly avoided having its parts sold to make money for other clumps of cells within its clump-of-cells-killing philanthropic organization.

Perhaps her brain tumor was a result of the death jabs.

The abortion industry exists today to furnish fetal tissue en masse to unscrupulous medical researchers/deviants as well as other much more unsavory and immoral "consumers." It's a $10 billion + "industry."

If it weren't for this market, we wouldn't have a declining birth rate. There would be millions of children available for adoption each year.

Our society is truly damned by its complicity in this vast genocide of the unborn and the perverted uses of their mutilated remains.