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Gay Monkey Disease


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2022 May 22, 8:58am   30,938 views  314 comments

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Belgium ground zero for Monkeypox, just hosted massive ~100k gay festival.
https://beckernews.com/monkeypox-outbreak-leads-to-first-mandatory-quarantine-in-country-that-hosted-massive-gay-pride-festival-45064/

Spain's first confirmed case from "Adult Sauna" (until yesterday: "Gay Bathhouse").

Canada's case is a Fagachussetts visitor, and Canada only allows in the vaccinated. Also rumored to be a gay event.

Moneypox is spread by "Close Contact" or eating undercooked monkeys. I think we can guess which was the most likely vector.

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195   Rin   2022 Aug 13, 5:50pm  

richwicks says

I don't run around pushing fucking women. That's Rin's job ;)


Thanks to the pandemic, I've moved on to Sex Dolls/Robots for less travel, fewer legal issues (see MeToo movement), and saving money.
199   EBGuy   2022 Aug 15, 3:11pm  

The C.D.C. Continues to Lead From Behind
Ross Douthat inThe NYTimes

If Covid-19 probably would have overwhelmed even the most effective public-health bureaucracy, monkeypox — which as of now is mostly spread through close human contact, especially sexual contact, and for which we already have a vaccine — offered a chance to replay the Covid outbreak at a milder degree of difficulty. Yet the same kinds of bureaucratic failure were repeated — too little testing early on, too little interagency coordination, too little preparation for what should have been predictable challenges.

And then along with these failures came an absurd ideological spectacle, in which health officials agonized about how to state the obvious — that monkeypox at present is primarily a threat to men who have sex with men — and whether to do anything to publicly discourage certain Dionysian festivities associated with Pride Month. As the suffer-no-fools writer Josh Barro has exhaustively chronicled, public-health communication around monkeypox has been an orgy of euphemism and wokespeak, misleading and baffling if you don’t understand what isn’t being said.

This, too, has repeated Covidian failures. The political anxiety about saying or doing anything that might appear to stigmatize homosexuality mirrors the great public-health abdication to the George Floyd protests — in which a great many members of an expert community that had championed closures and lockdowns decided to torch their credibility by endorsing mass protests because the cause seemed too progressive to critique.

In each case what’s been thrown over is neutrality — the idea that public health treats risky behaviors equally, regardless of what form of expression they represent. In June of 2020 and again in June of 2022, the message from important parts of public health officialdom has been that the rules bind only some groups — Orthodox Jews holding funerals, say, or parents hoping to find an open playground — while leaving others liberated if their political cause is just or the risk of stigma seems too high.
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And it’s worse news for the next crisis. Because speaking for myself, as a citizen with a personal interest in medical controversy, when I read the kind of blathering, newspeak-infused monkeypox advisories that Barro highlights, all I can think is: I can never trust anything these people say again.
200   Ceffer   2022 Aug 15, 3:54pm  

LOL! Political correctness, meet promiscuous ass fucking orgies of a current sacred cow sanctified subculture of the subversive revolution to destroy the American family.
202   WookieMan   2022 Aug 18, 6:23am  

I'm too lazy. WTF is the ailment anyway? Some infection? AIDS like? I don't butt fuck dudes (or dogs) so really have no interest in looking it up. No interest in going down the gay "community" rabbit "hole." lol.
204   Ceffer   2022 Aug 18, 11:05am  

An absolutely horrible cartoon, but so true.
207   Malcolm   2022 Aug 20, 3:45pm  



Something tells me I'm not the only one to get this wrong. The answer was actually fog. I guess I wouldn't have won.
208   richwicks   2022 Aug 20, 4:08pm  

Malcolm says

Something tells me I'm not the only one to get this wrong. The answer was actually fog. I guess I wouldn't have won.


But it isn't famous for fog.

It's famous for fags. San Francisco has been tightly linked with homosexuality forever. Even when I was a kid San Francisco had that reputation. The answer is wrong, you're not.
209   Michael Cooke   2022 Aug 20, 5:35pm  

I lived in the 5th largest gay city in the US. Every year there was a Sodomite parade in front of my building. I did not know this before I moved in. And since I was already moved in and didn't want to pay thousands to move out and it was directly on the beach, I stayed. One year after the parade I observed a group of Sodomites in the Jacuzzi. With one in the center of the Jacuzzi giving oral sex to 5,6 or 7 Sodomites plus others standing around making comments - in full public view. A few were trying to block people from seeing it as they were waiting for their turn. But the entire building could see it if they were looking. I never used that Jacuzzi again.

I called building security - it didn't do any good. The security guard only walked out and said something like "hi whats going on guys? Just checking on you making sure everything's ok". He left called me said he checked and saw nothing. He didn't even have the courage to say why he was going down there. It was fear of being labeled discriminatory on PRIDE week and losing his low paying job, They probably wondered if he wanted to join in. Sure looked like it. They went right back at it when he left.

It was rumored they had an AIDS party in the building during one of these PRIDE week events - an unprotected sex party to infect themselves with AIDS on purpose. It was explained to me "worrying" about catching AIDS interferes with their Sodomy pleasures. In other words - they want to have bareback anal sex with multiple strangers without "worrying" about catching AIDS or seeing symptoms. I guess having big purple sores is a turnoff at the bathhouses. They don't want it in the back of their minds during the act. Therefore the best way to stop "worrying" is to get it on purpose and start taking anti-viral medications to suppress it.

Truly sickening. I should not be repeating this. But it's for informational purposes only. I am honestly hoping it was just a rumor. I'm not going to bother researching it online. There are some things I won't allow my eyes to see if I can help it. But it sounds about right. Had to get out of that building. Raised the rent from $3,000 month to $4,000 month. Was not paying it to continue living in that building.
210   Ceffer   2022 Aug 20, 6:48pm  

Malcolm says

Something tells me I'm not the only one to get this wrong. The answer was actually fog. I guess I wouldn't have won.

Fog is just fag with a British accent.
211   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Aug 20, 7:21pm  

Eric Holder says




bigotry and exclusion!!! all people are white excluding trannies, blacks and nonbinary… educate yorself beegottt!!!
215   Patrick   2022 Aug 27, 2:12pm  

https://patriotpost.us/articles/90716

CDC Tiptoes Around Monkeypox
Nearly all of those infected with the disease have been homosexual men.




216   Ceffer   2022 Aug 27, 2:15pm  

I think the Air Force would need lots of monkey pox vaccine, too.
217   HeadSet   2022 Aug 27, 6:08pm  

Air Force attracts lesbians, not gay men.
219   Undoctored   2022 Aug 27, 11:05pm  

I think monkeypox is a fake disease (like AIDS just a reclassification of existing diseases plus a fake test) designed to stoke the gay ally vs conservative antagonism (when we all need to unite against medical fascism) but I still think that’s a great pun!
220   richwicks   2022 Aug 27, 11:56pm  

Undoctored says

I think monkeypox is a fake disease (like AIDS just a reclassification of existing diseases plus a fake test) designed to stoke the gay ally vs conservative antagonism (when we all need to unite against medical fascism) but I still think that’s a great pun!


I don't think that AIDs is a fake disease, but monkeypox sure fucking looks like shingles on a lot of people who present it, but monkeypox is a thing, it's just not a huge deal. You don't die from monkeypox, you just can get disfigured from it, and it hurts.

It's my (current) belief (which may change) that many cases of people saying "I got monkeypox" actually have severely compromised immune systems and have shingles, because semen is a immunosuppressant. Basically, if somebody blows a load in your asshole or mouth, it suppresses your immune system because for semen to make it to the egg, it has to suppress the woman's immune system to do it but since men have been fucking women for... literally. forever, environmental selection has selected women where this immunosuppression is confined to their v-jay-jay and their womb. Once they pass childbearing age, this super power may wane.

This would explain why the "news" kept showing pictures of shingles when they were "reporting" on monkeypox.

Don't think your enemies are stupid, they aren't stupid - they are evil. The fact that gross, disgusting, slut faggots are getting the disease is because their filled with cum AND they got the vaccination on top of that most likely. Monkeypox isn't a gay disease, a homosexual slut disease.
221   HeadSet   2022 Aug 28, 10:38am  

richwicks says

it suppresses your immune system because for semen to make it to the egg, it has to suppress the woman's immune system to do it but since men have been fucking women for... literally. forever, environmental selection has selected women where this immunosuppression is confined to their v-jay-jay and their womb.

Confined to their v-jay-jay and their womb? Please do not give woman a new reason to decline giving BJs.
222   Ceffer   2022 Aug 28, 11:12am  

All I can think of now is how a woman's vag is full of hobnail boots squishing my poor little spermies. Thanks, rickwicks, you have fiendishly struck again.
231   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 8, 7:01pm  

Meet Biden's Monkeypox Czar Demetre Daskalakis, Satanist and Doctor and Totally Gay.



https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1567861469974331392.html
232   mell   2022 Sep 8, 7:15pm  

Well on the plus side he's male (not a tranny) and fit.
233   Patrick   2022 Sep 10, 4:22pm  


@AlexBerenson
Sep 8
Remember monkeypox?

Yeah, me neither.

Once health bureaucrats realized they couldn't hide who was really at risk (that would be MSMMMMM), they decided to do what they should have done all along, work with the affected group and stop trying to scare everyone else. Yay reality!


MSMMMMM, lol. Perfect.
234   Ceffer   2022 Sep 10, 4:43pm  

mell says

and fit.

Anabolic steroids, tanning booths, poppers, party drugs, lossa tats, lossa viagras with all the interactions with all the other drugs to keep going, exposure to every bodily effluent and orifice of multiple hundreds/thousands of partners, liver disease, the usual array of other venerally transmitted diseases, don't make for really long lives. I don't think it is possible to have a 'healthy' lifestyle of that sort. They cease caring, and everything is about the next scores. When they get condyloma on their appendages and orifices, it is difficult to eradicate short of an apple corer.

The various hepatitides are endemic to the orgy boyz, and it is alleged that hepatitis vaccine was used to spread the AIDS agent, whatever it was, at key cities throughout the world in a purposeful campaign. They were infected on purpose.

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