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Imagine being locked in a room with a Vegan...


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2022 Jun 5, 1:05am   8,917 views  115 comments

by AmericanKulak   ➕follow (7)   💰tip   ignore  

... for an entire month.

"Bananas heal almost every disease known to man....
I usually eat mung beans with granola every 2nd Friday....
You know how great a plant based diet is? I sleep 10 hours a day now, when I was a meat eater...
I don't know why my Calico Whiskers keeps needing to go to the vet for dehydration, I force feed her 2 beets a day...
Farting incessantly is a sign of maximal digestive health, the stinkier the better..."

That's the same reason Pride sucks. Just replace Bananas, Mung Beans, and Granola with Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity (DIE). And Trans Kids. And dudes claiming to be women with thick beards, Adam's Apples, and 1970s late disco era garish makeup.

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106   HeadSet   2024 May 18, 6:55pm  

Tenpoundbass says

They don't want us making sausage out of roadkill when the shit hits the fan.

Around here, there are still small shops that will process deer for you. During survival training, I remember filling small sections of intestine with blood, letting it dry, then hanging it in a parachute material teepee along with strips of cut meat to smoke with aspen bark. The "sausage" and meat strips self-seasoned with the aspen smoke and tasted surprisingly good.
107   komputodo   2024 May 18, 8:28pm  

richwicks says

I was a vegetarian for 25 years

why?
108   komputodo   2024 May 18, 8:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says

We used to put in red beans that were to die for.

question: Is to die for better than divine? Asking for a friend.
111   WookieMan   2024 May 24, 8:33am  

komputodo says

richwicks says


I was a vegetarian for 25 years

why?

Propaganda...
115   just_passing_through   2024 Jun 5, 4:40pm  

Amateurs... They broke the 6th yoke.

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