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Lame spam thread


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2022 Jul 31, 9:11am   3,880 views  55 comments

by Patrick   ➕follow (60)   💰tip   ignore  

For the most ridiculous spam I get.


I am Jane Francis the White House Delivery Agent and I am writing to
inform you about your ATM Card brought by the United Embassy from the
United Nations here in the white house Washington DC The ATM Have Been
Mandated
to be deliver to your address as soon as possible.
Please urgently contact me back on my email by clicking your Reply

(1)Full name......

(2)Mobile number.....

(3)Home address.....

Thanks Text Or Call Me Once You Read Off This Email.
(janefrancis618@hotmail.com )
(816)-834-9324

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42   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:27am  

Tenpoundbass says

I keep getting spam saying they caught me whacking off to the nudie girls on the interwebs.


I think most people get those spams. It's all bullshit.
43   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 8:36am  

Patrick says


I think most people get those spams. It's all bullshit.

Yes, but it would be interesting to see how many people got scared and paid. Those folks likely got "fully vaxxed" as well.
44   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:45am  

Yes, there's a kind of natural selection going on in many areas.

Naive people are a danger to themselves and to others.



45   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 7, 8:47am  

HeadSet says

I wonder if one could put a tiny rig with a small picture at the proper focal length, and the picture being a cop at his desk. Or install an app that intercepts the camera API and displays a GIF instead.


I'd use one of the pictures from Hunter's laptop.
46   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 8:56am  

Lol, everyone should be report Hunter's crimes, including the photos, to the FBI via their anonymous tip site:

https://tips.fbi.gov/

Note that their site includes Google spyware which also pipelines all tips directly to Google and lets Google identify you so you're not really anonymous. You probably want to use a library computer or some such. Remember, the FBI itself is organized crime.
47   zzyzzx   2023 Jun 7, 9:33am  

Patrick says

You probably want to use a library computer or some such.


Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).
48   WookieMan   2023 Jun 7, 9:41am  

zzyzzx says

Patrick says


You probably want to use a library computer or some such.


Around here the public library computers require a login that you have to get from the staff. So you would need a fake ID with your picture and a fake name (or just use Hunter Biden's info).

You don't need an ID here for the library. We block sites, but kids have been caught finding new sites.... porn. Summer is the worst with kids out of school. But if you're in an urban area, not city, you might be able to get away with something. Or pay an out of district fee for a card in a rural area. They aren't going to check you ID. Just depends on whatever illegal activity you're doing.

I don't condone illegal activity from libraries. But it's a pretty good work around if you know what you're doing.
49   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 10:43am  

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.
50   HeadSet   2023 Jun 7, 2:53pm  

Patrick says

It's not illegal to report crimes to the FBI.

Well, maybe they will make it illegal if the crimes are committed by prominent corrupt Democrats like Hunter and Pedo Joe.

Yes, accuse you of filing a false report.
51   Patrick   2023 Jun 7, 2:55pm  

It's a true report!

Hunter really committed all the crimes documented on his laptop.
53   HeadSet   2023 Jun 23, 7:53pm  

Patrick says

It's a true report!

Absolutely true. They will still accuse you of filing a false report.
54   gabbar   2023 Jun 24, 6:34am  

Patrick says

Yes, there's a kind of natural selection going on in many areas.

Naive people are a danger to themselves and to others.

Better to be a warrior in the garden than a gardener in a war.
55   Patrick   2024 Nov 17, 5:48pm  


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