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Nasa has a shiny new space toy that can show them which parts of the earth emit lots of cow gases.

https://www.space.com/emit-instrument-international-space-station-methane-super-emitters

"Reining in methane emissions is key to limiting global warming. This exciting new development will not only help researchers better pinpoint where methane leaks are coming from, but also provide insight on how they can be addressed — quickly," NASA Administrator Bill Nelson said in a statement(opens in new tab).

Its for "finding methane leaks", of course. Definitely wont soon be used for enforcement of rebels who own unpermitted cattle. Maybe soon only monsanto modified cattle will qualify for permits?

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