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The Osceola County Sheriff’s Office says a man they refer to as “Brad” was arrested at a St. Cloud Walmart after trying to steal items at the same time about 40 deputies were inside as part of a “Shop with a Cop” event, WTTV-TV reported.

“Seriously we just can’t make this up,” the department posted on Facebook.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/03/florida-man-busted-after-trying-to-steal-from-walmart-during-shop-with-a-cop-event/

20 crazy Florida Man headlines that made the meme what it is today

https://nypost.com/article/crazy-florida-man-headlines-that-made-the-meme/

Jan. 1, 2015: Florida man trapped in unlocked closet for two days. John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, thought they were stuck in a janitor’s closet at Daytona State College for two days — before realizing they could just open the door and walk out.

Jan. 8, 2019: Florida man insists syringes pulled from rectum aren’t his. After getting hauled into jail on marijuana charges, Wesley Dasher Scott, allegedly pulled three syringes from his rump during a strip search. Asked why he had the needles, Scott claimed they actually belonged to someone else, Pinellas County cops said.

Remember a few years ago when they were smoking bath salts and eating people’s faces? Well, they haven’t chilled out since then.

https://pleated-jeans.com/2019/11/22/florida-man-meme/