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They probably thought it was "anthrax."
I'd be cautious about whether this story is true. It's not like the Secret Service can't identify cocaine instantly.
Haha! The “highest” office! I’m glad to be independent from them, but I have deep affection and admiration for our British cousins, especially for their dry wit.
In case you missed it, on Sunday night, an unidentified person found a plasticine envelope containing a fine white powder in the White House. The Secret Service promptly and properly cleared the building and brought in Hazmat, in what turned out to be an unnecessary and humiliating evacuation of the Nation’s Most Iconic Building and Seat of Power, since the white power was actually just somebody’s leftover cocaine stash.
Somebody who has SO MUCH cocaine they didn’t even notice they left their spare inventory behind.
Left behind IN THE WHITE HOUSE. Where Hunter had just recently been avoiding process service, I mean residing, for the prior two weeks, before leaving Friday for Camp David with his enabler, I mean father, I mean the former Vice President.
Unlike the Hill, which misinformed its readers that the cocaine was found “near” the White House, suggesting somebody threw it over the fence or something, the Daily Mail included a very helpful infographic, pinpointing exactly where the abandoned party supplies were found, right on the Residence’s ground floor, in a non-public area right where Hunter likes to “work” on his laptop. (Well. Hunter “works,” if downloading Romanian upskirt videos counts. It does take SOME effort, after all.)
You can imagine the hilarity that must have ensued when the Biden arrived at Camp David. “Now, where did I leave my … dang it … I know it was around here somewhere. Daaad!” It was a real-life game of Clue: Hunter Biden WITH the Cocaine IN the Library.
Anyway, all reports assure that a crack squad of highly-motivated political spin-experts, sorry, I mean “the authorities,” are presently tracking down where the illegal drugs came from. Drugs that, if connected to him, could potentially violate Hunter’s new pretrial diversion agreement, plea deal, and probation even before they ever got started.
In other words, don’t hold your breath to find out.
Sarcastic punters online helpfully pointed out that the White House library is under 24x7 video surveillance, so it should be super easy to figure out who done it, easy that is unless there is another Jeffrey Epstein-style camera failure or something. You never know. These things aren’t perfect.
There's one video that shows children in blankets being lead out of the White House in the middle of the night and loaded on buses.
Here is the thing about addicts. They find each other, and there must be long-time friends and colleagues of Hunter’s in and out of the White House. These people would only be too glad to help out the President’s son.
Put two and two together. It seems to me, no one “leaves” a bag of coke just laying around in the White House (or anywhere). That the location where the coke was found was probably an agreed upon drop off point. Whoever left it there, did so purposefully and that purpose was to supply the “Prodigal Son” with his secret sin. That is, drugs to feed his addiction.
Because who else would need to hide drugs inside the White House?
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