Cross the border illegally. Instead of going to jail, go to the bank and take out a loan. Go home, with the cash. Pick up a free college degree if you want. Then go home.
I know a Georgian guy who during the last bubble serially bought several houses, took out home equity mortgages on them and went home with cool $2M in his pocket leaving all "his" properties behind.
https://www.conservativenewsdaily.net/breaking-news/biden-admin-orders-banks-not-to-reject-illegal-immigrants-loan-applications/
Cross the border illegally. Instead of going to jail, go to the bank and take out a loan. Go home, with the cash. Pick up a free college degree if you want. Then go home.