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I think I sneezed a little bit two days ago.

DhammaStep says

I think I sneezed a little bit two days ago.

Great, now we are all gonna get sick.

DhammaStep says

I think I sneezed a little bit two days ago.

I did once after work yesterday. But I was mowing the 1.5ft weeds in the back yard.

They are keeping up the fear pretense of the monolithic fraud for their democide investment and to avoid kickback karma. The other usual and customary hundreds of seasonal viruses apparently don't exist any more, just one totem virus for the fraudster promulgations.

If you don't remember, they did the same shit from the same playbook with HIV, rapidly mutating variants, resistance, etc. Covid is the HIV dress rehearsal writ large on the entire world populace instead of the test tube gays.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/burger-king-monday-october-21-2024

💉💉 It’s covid variant time again! Yesterday, the UK Independent ran a terrifying article headlined, “Covid XEC: What are the symptoms of new virus strain?” They didn’t name it, but this eve-of-Halloween variant needs a scariant name. How about Frankenweenie?

Stop ignoring covid! Frankenweenie is a terrifying new variant demanding your attention. They’re not kidding this time. This hideous variant includes horrifying symptoms such as: mild fever, aches, fatigue, cough, and even potentially a sore throat!

It could happen to you. Or grandma!

Haha, okay, you get it. My favorite headline about this current Frakenweenie variant came in just this morning. Behold, the unintentional hilarity, or maybe even a secret sarcastic rebellion, dished out by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch’s headline editor:

COVID-19 and flu cases are down,
making it the perfect time to get
vaccinated

There’s less covid, so get more shots! It actually makes perfect sense applying pandemic logic.

Adding more hilarity, the article admitted that (a) covid cases are down, (b) current variants are less severe than ever, and (c) vaccine-induced immunity doesn’t last long and won’t stop infections. But still, get the shot! Why? Because, explained the Post-Dispatch, the shot temporarily reduces “severe” covid and temporarily stops long covid. (Author’s note: years later, there remains no agreed-upon definition of ‘long covid,’ and there is not one diagnostic test for the disease. Just saying.)