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DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says

Dude brings girlfriend to Sunday brunch to meet Mom:

"Mom, I want this talented dick spitter to bear my children."

stereotomy says

This is what you don't want to happen when you bring the girlfriend home to meet your parents. As if the hooptie earrings weren't enough of a red flag.

Hoop tie earrings usually translates into great fuck! Not opposed

We can't tell from the vid whether she had the 1000 cock stare, or she was just well trained by her last LTR. Face it, cock-gobbling is a difficult art, with the gag reflex and all. Most chicks can't deep throat the cock and end up gagging/puking.

Whistles innocently walking by the Crypto Scam

Who would have thunk that the Hawk Tuah girl would get involved in a pump & dump?

Don't even care if it was illegal. You're a fucking idiot "investing" in it. You ain't getting your money back.

WookieMan says

Don't even care if it was illegal.

Who said it was illegal?

What will Hawk Tuah do now?

* OnlyFans (becoming steadily more graphic/hardcore over time)
* Fake Political Activist
* Tradthot
* Nothing, she made her money.

She did not provide a happy ending to investors.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

I'd have fled. Not sure if she's that smart though. Does she know what countries are non-extradition to the US? And would you want to even live there. Pulling a scheme, leaving the US, and living somewhere else with likely a different language doesn't seem to be up her alley. You have to dump all family and friends at that point.

She's clearly dumb to get involved in a crypto currency. I don't think she's intelligent enough to get away with it. She'll likely get conned and killed is my bet.

DOGEWontAmountToShit says

Anyone that can't see that Red flag is a mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Jesus, now she's getting kickbacks from law firms? Maybe she's smarter than I thought? She'll get a cut in any class action type situation and play the victim herself. "They conned me"

She probably will come out of this fine - minus legal fees.

This was probably set up so she didn't have much to do with actually running the scam. (I use that term loosely since I think anyone who got 'conned' fucking deserved it).