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Get to work then, bro. If you're on patnet talking about how much you love 'em, it must mean you're not getting enough. Be straight with them too, tell em you love to have sex with older women. They love that shit. Good luck.

I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH OLDER WOMEN.

You said 3 to 4 times older than you? Total BS. You’re around 25. So your sweet spot for women is between crippled and dead?

Marriage is not a good deal for guys today.

I remember why older women are good:
"They don't yell, they don't swell, they don't tell and they're grateful as hell."

I know an older woman who had a guy 1/2 her age; she told me it was great but she started feeling weird about it.

I have no preference except probably 50's is the oldest I am interested in.

Oh I get it, this was supposed to piss us off or something? Do you have Joy Reid view of Patnet?

You should go to Fox news comment section. There's where you'll find the pearl clutching RINO Evangelicals, pretending to give a shit about what you do with your dick.

where do these weird bots come from on patnet? this isn’t a huge forum

GNL says

You said 3 to 4 times older than you? Total BS. You’re around 25. So the sweet spot for you in women is around cripple and dead?

Whoa man, isn't this a judgement free zone?

iloveyourmum says

I am so sure I will marry someone way older than my mom probably.

So tell us about your mother?

Welcome to patnet psychological counseling.

Totally free.

From your initial post I suspect you are a victim of sexual abuse and are repressing memories.

Hit up my tip bucket if you found this advice useful

DhammaStep says

Whoa man, isn't this a judgement free zone?

yeah right

I live in two hoods full of older women. I can assure you, very few of them are interested in sex as much as an elderly meal ticket. The old goats often pursue, are exploited, and are rejected, just like when young? Not much changes from high school/ college on the drama front except that the women are much less attractive and generally in much poorer shape.

The idea that older women get more interested in sex as they pass child bearing age is a bizarre myth of some schools of the academic psychology decepticons.

In the first place, there is menopause, which is a kind of crash and burn of their hormones, often accompanied by psychosis either temporary or permanent. After that, for women NOT to start looking like men, they need artificial hormones (also to keep their feminine structures pliable).

Years ago I watched some HBO liberation program in which a hooker from the Mustang Ranch gave seminars to older women on sex, including lubes and toys. The women from ages late 30's to 60's invariably didn't seem to know their cunts from a hole in the ground. They were clueless, nearly ineducable, showed Victorian shock at ordinary sex practices, and generally looked like the seminars were some kind of bad dream to them.

Better enjoy your rabid humping when young. Apparently, women enjoy selective amnesia that they ever had sex, even when they did and liked it at one time. After that, it is solemn duty for 'providing to men' if they like the men. I imagine there is an occasional old bird that could be a humping maniac, but that would be one out of ten or twenty at most. A lot of them just want to take their troublesome uterus and toss it in the Dempsey with a loud 'clang'.

DhammaStep says

GNL says

You said 3 to 4 times older than you? Total BS. You’re around 25. So the sweet spot for you in women is around cripple and dead?

Whoa man, isn't this a judgement free zone?

No such thing as a judgement free zone is there?

GNL says

No such thing as a judgement free zone is there?

Wel, around here we do not adjudicate against those who judge.

iloveyourmum says

I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH OLDER WOMEN.

I'm not sure that I would call them "older women"..I don't see the upside to that.

Onvacation says

Whoa man, isn't this a judgement free zone?

NO

GNL says

No such thing as a judgement free zone is there?

Only in CLOWN WORLD where you preface your statements with "I'm not judging you, while you are judging them".

HeadSet says

Wel, around here we do not adjudicate against those who judge.

ADJUDICATE? now that's a $5 word.

Onvacation says

From your initial post I suspect you are a victim of sexual abuse and are repressing memories.

No doubt he was fucking his mother.

Just a reddit weirdass fantasy "True Story" post.

The only thing LESS popular than Granny porn is Preggo porn, probably both for good biological imperative reasons.

Bots are back again.

Onvacation says

Hit up my tip bucket if you found this advice useful

We finally found a use for that tip thing! @Patrick

AmericanKulak says

The only thing LESS popular than Granny porn is Preggo porn, probably both for good biological imperative reasons.

It seems gay porn should also a biological dead end.

komputodo says

ADJUDICATE? now that's a $5 word.

The cerebral clientele of Patnet deserve nothing less than such posh specie.