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OK, it's probably not true, but it's still funny.

https://notthebee.com/article/when-the-media-tries-to-tell-you-that-tim-walz-dropped-out-of-the-guard-before-he-knew-his-men-were-headed-to-iraq-show-them-this

When the media tries to tell you that Tim Walz dropped out of the National Guard before he knew his men were headed to Iraq, show them this

From way back in 2005:




Press Release
Walz Still Planning to Run for Congress Despite Possible Call to Duty in
Iraq
March 20, 2005 - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
On Thursday, March 17 the National Guard Public Affairs Office announced a possible partial
mobilization of roughly 2,000 troops from the Minnesota National Guard. First District
congressional candidate Tim Walz currently holds the rank of Command Sergeant Major in the
1-125th Battalion, which is based in New Ulm and largely composed of men and women from
southern Minnesota. The announcement from the National Guard PAO specified that all or
a
portion of Walz's battalion could be mobilized to serve in Iraq within the next two years.
Walz, who teaches Global Geography at Mankato West High School, has been an active
member of the National Guard since 1981. He has been previously deployed during his 23 years
in the National Guard, including an eight month deployment during Operation Enduring
Freedom.
When asked about his possible deployment to Iraq Walz said, "I do not
yet know if my artillery
unit will be part of this mobilization and I am unable to comment further on specifics of the
deployment."
Although his tour of duty in Iraq might coincide with his campaign for Minnesota's 1st
Congressional seat, Walz is determined to stay in the race. "As Command Sergeant Major
have a responsibility not only to ready my battalion for Iraq, but also to serve if called on.
am
dedicated to serving my country to the best of my ability, whether that is in Washington DC or
in Iraq."
"I don't want to speculate on what shape my campaign will take if I am deployed, but I have no
plans to drop out of the race. - am fortunate to have a strong group of enthusiastic supporters
and a very dedicated and intelligent wife. Both will be a major part of my campaign, whether
am in Minnesota or Iraq."
If called to duty, Walz would leave behind his wife Gwen and four year old daughter, Hope.
Please direct all press inquiries to press@timwalzforuscongress.org . For immediate
assistance, please call 507-351-0961.
Prepared and paid for by Tim Walz for U.S. Congress. www.timwalzforuscongress.org

It's obvious what he was doing. Probably drunk with gay or pervert buddies and sucked the dick of a horse then swallowed it. "Details surrounding the circumstances of the ingestion remain unclear" LOL!.

Don't know what you would call that pervy, scurvy look of the hard core pedos. Elton John facies and glasses? Born for blackmail.

Literally sucks horse cock.

https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1823110394069627126

Patrick says

There is bitterness in the ranks. KamalaToe is jealous that Walz is able to suck off horses and she didn't (yet).

Ceffer says

There is bitterness in the ranks. KamalaToe is jealous that Walz is able to suck off horses and she didn't (yet).

This is the worst ticket in my lifetime. McCain/Palin was somehow better. At least McCain was a POW... lol.

https://slaynews.com/news/minnesota-grandma-jailed-defying-tim-walzs-lockdown-orders-issues-warning-american-people-tyranny/

A Minnesota grandmother has issued a warning to the American people after she was jailed over tyrannical measures enforced by Democrat vice presidential nominee Tim Walz.

Lisa Hanson, a former wine and coffee bistro owner, was thrown into jail for violating the lockdown orders of Walz, the radical Democrat governor of Minnesota.

During a new interview with Fox News, Hanson warns that Walz essentially “shut down and destroyed” her small business.

She is now warning Americans: “You do not want tyranny at this level.”

Hanson is a law-abiding mother of eight children and soon-to-be 18 grandchildren.

Besides a speeding ticket she received as a teenager, Hanson had always been a law-abiding citizen.

She has owned businesses with her husband for more than 30 years.

At the time the COVID-19 pandemic was in full swing in 2020, Hanson said The Interchange Wine & Coffee Bistro in Albert Lea, about 90 miles south of Minneapolis, had been open for eight years.

Her wine and coffee bistro initially complied with the shutdown ordered that March.

However, Hanson said she watched for months afterward as Walz never fully re-opened the state.

Walz and his administration declared that businesses deemed “non-essential,” such as bars, restaurants, gyms, dance studios, and hair salons, had to remain shuttered for extended periods.

By contrast, the governor never shut down liquor stores, the “big box stores,” or even strip clubs.

“He shut down a lot of the mom-and-pop shops, those folks that were just trying to make a living and provide a great product and a great service,” Hanson explained.

“In contrast, he allowed big box stores, etc. to stay open.

“Really incredible, an incredible use of tyranny against the people.”

KamalaToe and Tampon Tim need a throw down: see who can suck off the greatest number of horses and swallow the largest volume of horse sperm after dousing a fifth of Jack Daniels. Whoever throws up first is the loser.

WookieMan says

This is the worst ticket in my lifetime. McCain/Palin was somehow better. At least McCain was a POW... lol.

Instead of ramping down the depraved, blackmailed absurdity of candidates as ritual humiliations of the populace and Kommie overlords, the SES/Deep State/Bankster axis doubled down with flaming pervert apparatchik Walz. They are getting down to bottom of the barrel disgust, to prove they can turn this sow's ear into a purse by dint of Mockingbird MSM fiat. They truly hate humanity and the Republic.

LOL! Even his brother thinks he's a daft perv.

https://t.me/tribunalsandexecutions/479324

https://x.com/TexasRepublic71/status/1831499563250938361



I suppose it could be AI.

https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/tim-walz-baizuo-court-eunuch-useful-idiot

Patrick says

Walz resembles another pedo blackmailed politician Dennis Hastert (made it all the way to speaker).

Ceffer says

Walz resembles another pedo blackmailed politician Dennis Hastert (made it all the way to speaker).

Eh.... sucks when you know him. Sick puppy. I've met Denny multiple times. Not molested. My dad was an attorney almost judge and there were fundraisers and shit. Ice sculptures at the country club and shit like that. My dad being a complete ass hole probably saved me from a lot of bad shit.

Don't need to know if you do. I don't think most here have kids. One guy is a friend, but have to be with my kids at his house. Not him, his fucking step mom molested his son. Drinking can open some things up if you can control your consumption. I've learned a lot about a lot of people having drinks. Keep feeding it to someone that wants to keep up with someone they can't keep up with, they'll start talking. Yet to meet a person that can keep up with me. So I know a lot.

People that try to keep up with me beer for beer are doomed. They end up telling me the most fucked up stuff being drunk not knowing I'm not even buzzed and I'll remember.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/safe-and-effective-friday-september

Uh-oh! After yeeting the gaffer-in-chief, the Kamala Campaign has a new gaffe problem. Yesterday Governor and VP candidate Tim Walz said the quiet part out loud:




https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1834383030515089811

I sense a new nickname in the offing. Oh, and I noticed how Colin Rugg adroitly defeated Community Noting by generously sticking up for Kamala against Walz’s disrespectful comment. Well played!

Hoes is as hoes does.

I heard KamalaToe djinn said in response: "What the fuck is he talking about, he blows horses. Geesh! Go guilt trip somebody else, Tim you ignorant slut!"

When the brain in the back is thinking on the dip, out comes the Freudian Slip. It's funny because they all do it sooner or later, like Obama with 'Michael'.

When they lie and know they lie and lying is habitual, the truth that is in their mind can blurt out. Jen Psaki used to have Freudian slips like that on a regular basis.

"Now, back to our regularly programmed lying."

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/oh-no-tim-walz-just-waved-so-hard-his-arms-flew-off

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/we-cant-afford-another-four-years-of-this-shouts-running-mate-of-candidate-who-has-been-leading-country-for-four-years



Apparently Walz did say something like that.

Patrick says

Apparently Walz did say something like that.

He's an idiot. Hence why I see them losing MN. He did say it. People of MN are going to be like WTF? VP's generally don't matter, but Harris picked a nitwit and now the people of Minnesota are the laughing stock of the country. You dip shits tried to get this clown elected?

If Harris could have had any help, a Jew from PA could have saved her. She somehow managed to lose Jew and Muslim votes at the same time. Quite the mind fuck.

Walz and wife-o are so obviously torqued on MKUltra Kickapoo joy juices, they are probably lucky to maintain anything like coherence. The original KamalaToe's speech and affect defects are indicative of drug damage (the alcohol doesn't help, either).

However, the abundant closet of avatars and fakes from Langley make this a non-problem, unless the original shows up in public somewhere ranting in their underwear (aka Paul Pelosi, getting into car wrecks with underage male or in underwear with male hooker).

https://babylonbee.com/news/--says-tim-walz-in-eloquent-rebuttal-of-alleged-ties-to-china

SAINT PAUL, MN — Facing new allegations of inappropriate ties to the Chinese Communist Party in the middle of the home stretch of the presidential election, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz offered a swift and stern rebuttal in perfect Mandarin Chinese.

Members of Congress have sounded the alarm over Walz's history with China, launching an investigation to determine if any laws were broken. Walz has maintained a staunch position that he is guilty of no wrongdoing.

"共产主义是最好的! 好好好!" a defiant Walz told reporters on the campaign trail when asked to comment on his alleged ties to China. "And I mean that. There is absolutely no truth to any of these scurrilous accusations. These Republicans will apparently stop at nothing to try to connect me to the great and powerful Chinese Communist Party, which is led by the honorable and wise President Xi Jinping."

Walz said that any and all dealings he has had with China over the years were entirely legal. "It's a bunch of ridiculous lies," he said. "Just because I've taken multiple trips to China, stayed at the presidential mansion, and went on a couple of spa dates with Xi, everyone thinks I'm some type of undercover Chinese asset. Well, to that, all I have to say is, ‘伟大的中国共产党万岁, 统治世界!'"

At publishing time, the Minnesota governor headed off to prepare for his upcoming vice presidential debate with J.D. Vance and denied rumors that he answered to the nickname "The Great Walz of China" in the corridors of the Minnesota State Capitol.

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/tim-walz-really-excited-after-hearing-he-might-get-spanked-at-debate

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/tim-walz-polling-strong-among-men-who-choose-middle-urinal