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HeadSet
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2024 Aug 19, 3:26pm
HeadSet
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2024 Aug 19, 3:26pm
Ceffer says
Oh, that is a bit tame for a Ceffer joke. We would expect something like "I bet you wondered why he paid so much for your dirty underwear."
clambo says
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
Really? What did you have on him? The babysitter?
Oh, that is a bit tame for a Ceffer joke. We would expect something like "I bet you wondered why he paid so much for your dirty underwear."
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Patrick
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2024 Aug 20, 9:07pm
Patrick
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2024 Aug 20, 9:07pm
Onvacation says
I remember a Britannica volume "Chicago to Death".
The Chicago article started with (to the best of my memory) "While many people grow up suspecting that government is corrupt, children in Chicago grow up knowing it to be a fact."
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
Encyclopedia Brittanicas
I remember my old set from the 60s. Someone intentionally broke up the volumes so it said something interesting on the spine. My favorite:
I remember a Britannica volume "Chicago to Death".
The Chicago article started with (to the best of my memory) "While many people grow up suspecting that government is corrupt, children in Chicago grow up knowing it to be a fact."
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Patrick
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2024 Aug 20, 9:10pm
Patrick
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2024 Aug 20, 9:10pm
clambo says
I still have the silver dollars my grandfather gave me.
My grandfather would give me a silver dollar when he saw me.
I still have the silver dollars my grandfather gave me.
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WookieMan
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2024 Aug 21, 2:02pm
WookieMan
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2024 Aug 21, 2:02pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I've got 137,135 unread emails... lol. 455 unread text. I think 11 voicemails. Fuck technology. I only talk and communicate with people I have in my contacts. I hate the phone.
I've got 137,135 unread emails... lol. 455 unread text. I think 11 voicemails. Fuck technology. I only talk and communicate with people I have in my contacts. I hate the phone.
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Onvacation
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2024 Aug 24, 10:46am
Onvacation
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2024 Aug 24, 10:46am
Inspired from the new big mac thread
"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
"Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun."
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Tenpoundbass
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2024 Sep 5, 10:16am
Tenpoundbass
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2024 Sep 5, 10:16am
Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.
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Tenpoundbass
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2024 Sep 5, 10:18am
Tenpoundbass
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2024 Sep 5, 10:18am
Who still has a huge 3 piece entertainment credenza in their Living room?
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Tenpoundbass
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2024 Sep 5, 10:25am
Tenpoundbass
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2024 Sep 5, 10:25am
When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.
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Ceffer
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2024 Sep 5, 10:40am
Ceffer
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2024 Sep 5, 10:40am
Tenpoundbass says
Who needs flouride when you have those things.
Who here has chased the mosquito truck down the street? The original cloud chasers.
Who needs flouride when you have those things.
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Ceffer
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2024 Sep 5, 10:41am
Ceffer
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2024 Sep 5, 10:41am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
They knew they were in trouble when Skynet started masturbating to porn and playing computer games.
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komputodo
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2024 Sep 18, 10:09am
komputodo
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2024 Sep 18, 10:09am
Tenpoundbass says
telephone poles and RR sleepers in the 70s
When was the last time anyone saw creaseo treated wood? It used to be on every wood that was exposed to the elements and the wood would last for many decades. Now uncoated pressure treated wood will be ruined in a few seasons if not painted or covered.
telephone poles and RR sleepers in the 70s
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Karloff
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2024 Sep 18, 3:39pm
Karloff
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2024 Sep 18, 3:39pm
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
Reminds me of another one which could count as an age test:
"The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game time and time again. It estimates Soviet responses to our responses to their responses and so on. It estimates damage, counts the dead, and it looks for ways to improve the score."
Reminds me of another one which could count as an age test:
"The WOPR has already fought World War III as a game time and time again. It estimates Soviet responses to our responses to their responses and so on. It estimates damage, counts the dead, and it looks for ways to improve the score."
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stereotomy
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2024 Sep 18, 5:23pm
stereotomy
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2024 Sep 18, 5:23pm
komputodo says
I didn't recognize the "Blair" actress because of too much radical plastic surgery, but the "Jo" actress was more restrained in her surgery dalliances, so that I could connect the dots. It's funny, but as they get older, it's the fake smile that takes you back. Something about old dogs . . . .
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I'm old and don't know who they are
I didn't recognize the "Blair" actress because of too much radical plastic surgery, but the "Jo" actress was more restrained in her surgery dalliances, so that I could connect the dots. It's funny, but as they get older, it's the fake smile that takes you back. Something about old dogs . . . .
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MolotovCocktail
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2024 Sep 18, 10:36pm
MolotovCocktail
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2024 Sep 18, 10:36pm
komputodo says
Joe and Blair From Facts of Life
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
I'm old and don't know who they are
Joe and Blair From Facts of Life
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TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter
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2024 Sep 19, 1:10am
TheAntiPanicanLearingCenter
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2024 Sep 19, 1:10am
zzyzzx says
Easier to precisely crack the window. I still catch myself searching for the crank sometimes.
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
The vastly more reliable manual crank windows.
Easier to precisely crack the window. I still catch myself searching for the crank sometimes.
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
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MolotovCocktail
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2024 Sep 19, 7:17am
MolotovCocktail
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2024 Sep 19, 7:17am
AmericanKulak says
He was briefly in the remake also.
BUBO! Athena's gift to Perseus in CLASH OF THE TITANS.
He was briefly in the remake also.
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Patrick
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2024 Sep 22, 8:17pm
Patrick
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2024 Sep 22, 8:17pm
Not sure which is funnier, the email by payphone, or the black executive in a pin stripe suit smoking a pipe.
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WookieMan
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2024 Sep 23, 5:00am
WookieMan
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2024 Sep 23, 5:00am
DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says
Dodgeball is alive and well where I live. Sad in the areas where they don't play. It's not bullying. It's getting hand eye coordination. The movie with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller was spot on. "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball."
You got to be able to react and move in real life. Dodgeball teaches you that. Also awareness and line of sight. You got 3 people with a ball, can your eyes track them all? Now get on the road with a car and have this new thing called a distracting cell phone.
Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.
Dodgeball is alive and well where I live. Sad in the areas where they don't play. It's not bullying. It's getting hand eye coordination. The movie with Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller was spot on. "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball."
You got to be able to react and move in real life. Dodgeball teaches you that. Also awareness and line of sight. You got 3 people with a ball, can your eyes track them all? Now get on the road with a car and have this new thing called a distracting cell phone.
Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.
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MolotovCocktail
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2024 Sep 23, 5:57am
MolotovCocktail
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2024 Sep 23, 5:57am
WookieMan says
Dodge ball is education probably at it's finest if you really think about it. Teaches awareness. You're dead if you're not aware or smacked in the face.
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