patrick.net

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/improbabilities-tuesday-august-20

If you’ve managed to avoid all the gushing media reports about last night’s buzzword-loaded but calorically empty speeches at the DNC in Chicago, you missed nothing. A series of far-left speakers pandered to the party’s partisan activists, including the vegetative Big Guy, there to get his 10%. The speakers studiously avoided every single issue regular people care about: the economy, the border, Ukraine, Iran, Israel, and barely even mentioned Gaza. Maskless, they repeatedly retconned the pandemic, bizarrely claiming to have fought lockdowns and mandates. ...

In contrast to most other corporate media reports, Politico observed we’ve been here before. Kamala’s “2020 presidential primary run similarly started on a high note,” the article admitted, “before her campaign devolved into a slog.”

Politico reminded readers of Kamala’s 2020 problems, like her see-sawing message, a “lack of crisp deliveries” of her policy positions, and her “uneven performances on the stump.”

Inside the Convention, Kamala Harris was advertised as the next best idea the Democrats ever had. They got the idea to coup the party’s elected nominee after a night of scheming and hard drinking with some Ukrainian oligarchs, fresh off the Nordstream bombing. (Around 2am, the conspirators had first voted to replace Biden with an animatronic donkey, but some more votes unexpectedly came in while Nancy was in the bathroom, so Kamala won by a nose.)

The real race starts in three days, as soon as the Convention ends. Politico pointed out that Kamala still must bridge the Israel-Palestine divide (protestors outside the Democratic border wall called her “Killer Kamala”). She must face reporters, currently relegated to a tent outside the Convention hall, who are still waiting to ask her some questions. And her recently unveiled economic plan landed flatter than a French crepe.

Ibid:

A few other cracks appeared in the Democrats’ color revolution. For instance, the AP ran a story yesterday headlined, “Democrats approve a platform that mentions Biden's 'second term' despite his making way for Harris.” Last night, Democrat delegates unanimously approved the 2024 party platform. The problem was, nobody edited it since early July, before they yeeted Joe. So the official 2024 Democrat Party Platform describes Joe Biden, not Kamala Harris, as the nominee.

In fact, the 92-page document mentions Biden nearly 300 times, compared to only a couple dozen references to Harris. Walz’s name is entirely missing.

It’s almost like the platform doesn’t matter, and it was all just for show. Or maybe they’re leaving room for a last-minute replacement.

Does this seem like merely a minor oversight, a forgotten formality? Or is it more serious evidence of a lack of attention to detail, Democrats moving too fast, and a leadership vacuum? What else might they be forgetting?

Patrick says

Does this seem like merely a minor oversight, a forgotten formality? Or is it more serious evidence of a lack of attention to detail, Democrats moving too fast, and a leadership vacuum? What else might they be forgetting?

Seems to be deliberate as the committee that wrote it would have to be recalled to modify it. And then that would open up the Gaza can of worms, apparently.

And yes, platforms are pretty meaningless. Esp Democrat ones.

I think I'd rather listen to the cats.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/08/make-it-stop-dnc-brings-cat-ladies-sing/

"Well, he did try to spit some of the horse spooey into my cooty from time to time, but it didn't take, but darn him, he kept trying! Those poor horses used to huddle when they saw him."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/53372

I'm beginning to think the KamalaToe campaign was hijacked by white hats. Walz is so utterly repulsive as a VP candidate, and the KamlaToe avatar is so stridently old school Bolshevik that she would make Stalin look like a moderate. It just couldn't be the half ass, MKUltra intoxicated, skittish, asinine KamalaToe we know and love from before. It's getting impossible to tell the cartoons from the real figureheads and brand names.

https://www.brighteon.com/65b52239-57e4-490e-bd7a-aab960e974b2

KamalaToe's campaign coming in for a landing.

Patrick says

For instance, the AP ran a story yesterday headlined, “Democrats approve a platform that mentions Biden's 'second term' despite his making way for Harris.”

Fact check: true

https://democrats.org/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/FINAL-MASTER-PLATFORM.pdf

"President Biden, Vice President Harris, and Democrats are running to finish the job."

"In President Biden’s second term, he will continue selecting judges who will protect fundamental rights and who represent the diversity of the American experience."

"And in his second term, President Biden will continue to support access to FDA-approved medication abortion..."

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/hunter-biden-desperately-trying-to-offload-leftover-painting-inventory-at-dnc

https://babylonbee.com/cleanArticle/choose-joy-bellows-angry-old-man

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-briefly-released-from-captivity-to-campaign-for-kamala

The steal will be really hard (and therefore glaringly obvious) this time - anticipate riots and God knows what the fuck else leading into the "election."

In the past 2 months, I've experienced outright rage against both myself and my son by a certain demographic - this is not random; the potential perpetrators really wanted to fuck us up. They are primed to commit mass mayhem.

We're somewhat prepared but have a way to go. I thought 2020 was bad - this will be worse by an order of magnitude.

stereotomy says

The steal will be really hard (and therefore glaringly obvious) this time

It was "glaringly obvious" last time. No consequences, so it will happen again.

Wow! They have Horse Spooey Tim on the MKULtra Kickapoo Joy Juice.

https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=245120

Ceffer says

Wow! They have Horse Spooey Tim on the MKULtra Kickapoo Joy Juice.

He's always like that. He's Howard Dean on steroids with body language. Any time he's at a public event he's throwing his arms in the air.

https://www.liberalpatriot.com/p/campaigns-are-not-for-loyalists

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/sanctuarianism-wednesday-august-21

Last night, the DNC continued its second joyful night of weirdness, safely ensconced in Chicago’s United Center and several levels of physical security, shielded from furious Democrat voters by a medium-sized army of cops and miles of border walls erected in concentric circles. After years of defunding, they finally found something worth funding police for— protecting themselves .




One bright spot flashed when keen-eyed DNC watchers spotted Conservative Daily Wire commenter and filmmaker Matt Walsh in the background, during a live CNN interview with Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. Shumer, an antique Senator and a walking advertisement for budget plastic surgery and discount Botox, sang President Trump a little song. You missed nothing.

Matt Walsh, bless him, was seen wearing a “White Dudes for Harris” shirt and a red Kamala cap. I’m guessing he was there in costume marketing his upcoming movie, Am I Racist?, which starts in theaters September 13th. Get your tickets early and often.

The Walsh spotting was the evening’s best moment. Yesterday’s schedule of official speakers was so top secret that they didn’t even publish it until after 5 p.m, but in fairness, what difference did it make? Nobody cared anyway. Once again, the folks who won the evening’s speaker Hunger Games avoided discussing any actual ideas for political improvement. With the possible exception of a rambling wonky Bernie Sanders snooze-fest, nothing was said about the economy, border, Middle East, Eastern Europe, inflation, and so forth.

Don’t mention the war!

The Democrats’ pitch can be distilled into two elements: First, and most important, they’re not Trump, and Trump is worse than a planet-killing asteroid. Porcine Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker bragged in his speech, “Take it from an actual billionaire! Trump is rich in only one thing: Stupidity!”

A classic self-own. I’m sorry, Illinois. I feel your pain.

Second, Democrats roundly promised to ensure abortions can be performed at pharmacy drive-thrus and late-night Taco Bell chalupa trucks. That’s basically the whole agenda.

Oh, and both Obamas gave saucy speeches signifying nothing. It was kind of like the Sixth Sense of political conventions. So nothing is exactly what you missed, again.

Patrick says

Oh, and both Obamas gave saucy speeches signifying nothing. It was kind of like the Sixth Sense of political conventions. So nothing is exactly what you missed, again.

I was glad to see Obama finally appearing discomfited by his obvious lying Intel Agency sheep dipped shell. Rough edges showed through the polished, game show host demeanor. "I don't think I am successfully fooling as many people as I used to. Maybe I need that Tavistock refresher course after all."

Eh, I don't even want to hate watch any of it. No different than the olympics. I'll give the debate a watch but that's about it since I'm convinced it's over after that and want confirmation. As long as he doesn't call her stupid, cunt or cum guzzler, he'll win the debate.

I think Kamala just does "rallies" in contested senate races and house districts. I don't see how in the flying fuck she wins Wisconsin. Same with Michigan. I don't know PA well enough to comment on that, but I don't see her winning it. It's basically over at that point. The Dems have to try and get the House to cock block everything Trump wants to do.

WookieMan says

I don't see how in the flying fuck she wins Wisconsin. Same with Michigan

Erection fraud.

Ceffer says

WookieMan says

I don't see how in the flying fuck she wins Wisconsin. Same with Michigan

Erection fraud.

Lol. Not seeing it this time though. They're not even rioting this election cycle in a meaningful way like they usually do. Trump would be a lame duck, so it's kind of pointless to mess with him since there's no re-election in the future. Kamala is not likable at all. Waltz is like the car dealership inflatable with his arms constantly in the air.

I think this one is over after the debate. Also, don't put it past Republicans to cheat as well. They may not "love" Trump, but Kamala is a literal threat to our country if she gets 4 years.

Jugs and Juiced. John Travolta did it better in 'Saturday Night Fever'.





https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/08/pay-attention-democrats-just-broadcasted-how-they-will/

HeadSet says

stereotomy says

The steal will be really hard (and therefore glaringly obvious) this time

It was "glaringly obvious" last time. No consequences, so it will happen again.

But there were consequences. Out of control inflation, foreign wars, and a growing awakening amongst the population.
I am cynical about government but optimistic about people.

Did they do their "Making the most of welfare" seminar yet?

Booger says

Did they do their "Making the most of welfare" seminar yet?

Surely you are not asking because you want to enroll.

Bill is on the stage now:

"All Animals Are Equal but Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others"

Michael looks like he has been juicing on catastrophic homo-oids.

Close up of Hotties for Harris.

Recognize any of these bitches?