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For instance, the AP ran a story yesterday headlined, “Democrats approve a platform that mentions Biden's 'second term' despite his making way for Harris.”
The steal will be really hard (and therefore glaringly obvious) this time
Wow! They have Horse Spooey Tim on the MKULtra Kickapoo Joy Juice.
Last night, the DNC continued its second joyful night of weirdness, safely ensconced in Chicago’s United Center and several levels of physical security, shielded from furious Democrat voters by a medium-sized army of cops and miles of border walls erected in concentric circles. After years of defunding, they finally found something worth funding police for— protecting themselves .
One bright spot flashed when keen-eyed DNC watchers spotted Conservative Daily Wire commenter and filmmaker Matt Walsh in the background, during a live CNN interview with Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. Shumer, an antique Senator and a walking advertisement for budget plastic surgery and discount Botox, sang President Trump a little song. You missed nothing.
Matt Walsh, bless him, was seen wearing a “White Dudes for Harris” shirt and a red Kamala cap. I’m guessing he was there in costume marketing his upcoming movie, Am I Racist?, which starts in theaters September 13th. Get your tickets early and often.
The Walsh spotting was the evening’s best moment. Yesterday’s schedule of official speakers was so top secret that they didn’t even publish it until after 5 p.m, but in fairness, what difference did it make? Nobody cared anyway. Once again, the folks who won the evening’s speaker Hunger Games avoided discussing any actual ideas for political improvement. With the possible exception of a rambling wonky Bernie Sanders snooze-fest, nothing was said about the economy, border, Middle East, Eastern Europe, inflation, and so forth.
Don’t mention the war!
The Democrats’ pitch can be distilled into two elements: First, and most important, they’re not Trump, and Trump is worse than a planet-killing asteroid. Porcine Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker bragged in his speech, “Take it from an actual billionaire! Trump is rich in only one thing: Stupidity!”
A classic self-own. I’m sorry, Illinois. I feel your pain.
Second, Democrats roundly promised to ensure abortions can be performed at pharmacy drive-thrus and late-night Taco Bell chalupa trucks. That’s basically the whole agenda.
Oh, and both Obamas gave saucy speeches signifying nothing. It was kind of like the Sixth Sense of political conventions. So nothing is exactly what you missed, again.
Oh, and both Obamas gave saucy speeches signifying nothing. It was kind of like the Sixth Sense of political conventions. So nothing is exactly what you missed, again.
I don't see how in the flying fuck she wins Wisconsin. Same with Michigan
WookieMan says
I don't see how in the flying fuck she wins Wisconsin. Same with Michigan
Erection fraud.
stereotomy says
The steal will be really hard (and therefore glaringly obvious) this time
It was "glaringly obvious" last time. No consequences, so it will happen again.
Did they do their "Making the most of welfare" seminar yet?
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Of course, it's two whole days before that and there is already crap going on before hand (see comments).