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rocketjoe79
2025 Nov 25, 9:50pm
rocketjoe79
2025 Nov 25, 9:50pm
So lemme get this straight:
Don't say "She's my friend with benefits"
Don't say "She's my free use honey"
Don't say "SWMBO" (She Who Must Be Obeyed)
Don't say "My current wife" (I just got throat-punched)
Don't say "She's my friend with benefits"
Don't say "She's my free use honey"
Don't say "SWMBO" (She Who Must Be Obeyed)
Don't say "My current wife" (I just got throat-punched)
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2025 Nov 26, 6:27pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2025 Nov 26, 6:27pm
I heard someone recently say that whenever they hear the word partner they ask them if they are a cop lol...
Might have been here on Patnet but I'm stealing it.
Might have been here on Patnet but I'm stealing it.
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Patrick
2025 Nov 26, 6:35pm
Patrick
2025 Nov 26, 6:35pm
Partner just reminds me of a law firm.
Has absolutely zero to do with personal affection.
Has absolutely zero to do with personal affection.
wife
husband
spouse
fiancee
girlfriend
boyfriend