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Fake Breasts and the PPT


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2006 Mar 16, 6:01pm   9,618 views  70 comments

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What do fake breasts and the PPT (Plunge Protection Team) have in common? Is the Fed planning to act as a gargantuan bra for f@cked borrowers by monetizing mortgage/consumer debt? Or does the PPT charter only serve to "lift and separate" for the banks, GSEs and big institutions? Do RealtWhores know that the housing ATM is about to screw the pooch, so they've decided to put their money somewhere safe --like in silicone, for instance?

Are inflated, expensive, unnaturally large breasts a perfect metaphor for the housing market?
Do McMansion homedebtors have the largest implants?
Does this thread topic count as soft porn or serious policy debate?

Discuss, enjoy...
HARM

#housing

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61   SJ_jim   2006 Mar 18, 5:14am  

Linda LaLa:
"SF–How about putting flyers in those little boxes beneath ‘for sale’ signs?"

I thought about printing a bunch of these data plots & doing just that in the specific complex for which the data applies:
photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2676/1886/1600/comm_hill_2br.1.jpg

Of course, some might think $450-$500/ft^2 would be a bargain....

62   Different Sean   2006 Mar 18, 12:57pm  

I think the media allow the real estate industry to rationalize and explain away dips and stalled markets and climbing inventory.

The other thing is that media interests make a fortune out of real estate advertising in their various publications, so they have a conflict of interesting in doing serious negative or balanced reporting on the issue. Even rupert murdoch's news corp empire owns all these tiny little regional rags which are half full of real estate ads, which are a huge cash cow... cow - milk - breasts - breast implants - whew, made it! and i wasn't gonna say anything in this thread, heh...

63   Different Sean   2006 Mar 18, 1:13pm  

Get under the knife, be a virgin again!

hmm, straight to the swimsuit calendar link for me...
http://in.mobile.indiatimes.com/mobile/exclusive/Indiatimes_Calender_2006/Index.html

64   Different Sean   2006 Mar 18, 1:20pm  

more of a cultural indian desire...

i'm still researching the photo gallery to prove my thesis for my PhD:
http://photogallery.indiatimes.com/calshow/1395747.cms

65   Different Sean   2006 Mar 18, 7:02pm  

I'd like to add: 'guru/spruiker' to the glossary, as an entry for all those 'get rich quick' courses for $5,000 that got speculators/investors all worked up, based on flimsy advice and techniques that don't work - and probably creating a bidding war amongst naive investors and owner-occupiers that contributed to the bubble...

like all these names on john reed's site:
www.johntreed.com/reedgururating.html

people like robert g. allen stand out...

there are similar guys in oz, one went bankrupt after getting poor people to get loans for $16,000 to pay for his courses and subsequently get rich, who couldn't put the advice into practice and nor could pay the loans back...

can't think of a funny entry tho...

66   Different Sean   2006 Mar 18, 7:11pm  

sod, it never works... case-sensitive...

http://www.johntreed.com/Reedgururating.html

67   Different Sean   2006 Mar 18, 7:18pm  

http://www.johntreed.com/Colemanemail.html

Email from Janice Coleman

As an alumna of Robert Allen's "Creating Wealth" seminar, I felt moved to write to thank you for taking the time to provide a much needed service to the public.

By the time I took this course, a Neuro-Linguistic Programming expert had added his techniques to the seminar, resulting in a "total immersion" weekend of information and emotional bonding/sharing underscored by NO outside contact, rock music blasting from a state-of-the-art sound system (complete with smoke machine) and a grand finale-- ritual "breaking through" a piece of plywood with our bare hands, to symbolize emerging through our blockages to wealth. I couldn't afford to stay in the hotel each evening, so I commuted back and forth from the L.A. the entire weekend. I remember feeling SO elated on the drive home each evening, that it felt like I was in some kind of ecstatic trance: the car seemed to float along the freeway and I would arrive home too excited to sleep.

Motivational speakers enthusiastically inflated one's self-esteem, from early morning to very late at night and (almost incidentally), Robert Allen was present at the first and last sessions, talking about his wife and kids, his philosophy on finding one's "life purpose" etc.; like a kindly paterfamilias who genuinely wanted to help each participant to succeed in life in general, and real estate in particular.

The main idea was, "if you can get 'real' [i.e. confront some of the painful/traumatic beliefs about yourself that are keeping you from being successful], you can get your 'estate'. (Perfect market timing: here was a newly created niche of former aerospace workers [most at or near midcareer], with wounded self-esteem, LOTS of time on our hands, very little investment knowledge, but with large lump sums of buy-out cash on hand!) The worst memory I have, after a few days of role plays and confessions to total strangers some of my most painful childhood memories and disappointments, was the final evening. After days of speeches, applause, dancing, laughter, exhilaration and hugs, we were now (several hundred people of every imaginable description) seated on the floor in a HUGE circle, the room now dark, (except for several dozen flickering votive candles that seemingly appeared out of nowhere), as the soothing sound of birds chirping and water trickling softly came through the speakers. The NLP expert used a low, hypnotic tone of voice to "take us back to a time when we first felt loved", and asked us to write about the experience. Even now, I remember the astonishing, overwhelming feeling of love that enveloped that room; so much so that I (and many others present) began to weep! Then, suddenly, the room lights came on, the candles were extinguished and we were handed a questionnaire to complete and guided out of the room, past tables displaying tapes and books for sale, strategically placed near the exit. I felt so utterly duped and devastated at that moment. I filled both sides of the questionnaire with my feelings of "psychological rape", which took me years to heal from!

What we basically got was a very expensive "encounter seminar" weekend at a Disneyland hotel. No one from my group made any money from any deals, that I'm aware of, other than one guy who bought a building in the San Fernando Valley that was later damaged in the earthquake. (He managed to qualify for some type of government funding to demolish and rebuild, the last I heard.)

The only thing this weekend taught me was to be VERY wary of anything remotely resembling NLP or any other encounter group, and ESPECIALLY to be wary of any real estate seminars thus disguised!!

Thank you for allowing me to get this off my chest.

jancoleman@lycos.com

68   Girgl   2006 Mar 19, 1:25pm  

Great article from John Mauldin about housing's impact on the economy:
http://www.investorsinsight.com/thoughts_va_print.aspx?EditionID=294

HARM: Thanks for this thread. Simply brilliant.

69   HARM   2006 Mar 19, 5:59pm  

Girgl: Np, glad you enjoyed it!

70   HARM   2006 Mar 20, 3:41am  

@mark ohazo,

Huh?

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