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All About Renting!


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2006 Apr 27, 3:53am   20,883 views  196 comments

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Jealous bitter renters!

Folks, over the last few months we've had the "Jealous Bitter Renters" Thread (written from the P.O.V. of a rabid housing bull) and often had discussions about renting mostly in terms of how it relates to the RE market and bubble. We've had debates about renting as an alternative to buying at inflated prices, using it to as a metric to determine "fair market" housing value, Price:Rent ratios, why renters are so stupid, jealous and bitter compared to perma-bulls, etc., but so far --nothing about the finer points of the experience of renting itself.

So, this is your opportunity to share your renting insights and experiences with your fellow Patrick.net bloggers! About half of us here are homeowners, but you probably have rented at some point, and in any case should have an opinion. Tell us:

  • What qualities do YOU look for in a rental? Do you prefer high-rise apartment/condo living, townhomes, or detached SFRs? Urban/suburban/exurban/artist ghetto?
  • What things would you be willing to pay a premium for? Proximity to work/public transportation, being close to downtown, lots of open green space, square footage/storage/garage, modern amenities, Pergraniteel, pet friendliness, other?
  • HOW do you primarily shop around for rentals? Craigslist/internet listings, rental property management companies, newspapers/recycler, personal networking, other? Do you prefer renting from a private owner/landlord or from property management company? Why? Do you have any negotiating/bargaining tips to share with us?
  • Do you have any especially interesting, nice or ghastly stories to share from your renting past?
  • Discuss, enjoy...
    HARM

    #housing

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    40   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 6:42am  

    Any bets on where rates will be at the end of the year? I’m leaning towards 7.25% or higher… 7% is the death nail for the Cali market…

    Sounds about right.

    41   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 6:54am  

    It’s interesting to me that the mid-life crisis crowd has taken to motorcycles the way it has. Like taking up smoking.

    I don't know. When I have the mid-life crisis, I will probably start eating more.

    Give me hot water, working lights, and a toilet that flushes well!

    Same here.

    42   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 6:55am  

    Ray W.
    I'm hoping for 8% by end of year.

    And on topic, I am a self-admitted JBR.

    I have owned for most of my adult life, and have been a landlord for half of it. I love to build, add stlye, and rearrange my mcfloorplan.

    I don't like it when my landlady comes over a pisses in the corners.
    (No, not literally, guys!)

    I like to create an oasis in my backyard. The ultimate party area. A place you want to live. I think it would be nice to put a wave machine in the pool in the backyard. Expensive,I know...but ya only live once.

    43   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 6:57am  

    We had low flow toilets in the rooms. They were a disaster…nothing like spending your morning unplugging somebody elses..um…stuff.

    I hate low-flow anything.

    Give me that ultimate water-wasting shower head!

    Environmental protection is overrated. It is very arrogant of some people to think that by changing behavior we can "save" the planet. Earth will be here no matter what we do. Humanity will eventually decline and go out of existence no matter what we do.

    44   edvard   2006 Apr 27, 6:57am  

    Speaking of small machines... We had 14 acres, so we had a zillion little lawn mowers and weed wackers. Let's see... 3 push mowers, 2 riding mowers, and a tractor with a bush hog( large industrial mower) attachment. We just wore the hell out of everything, so I had to learn how to constantly fix the things, hence if bad times come along, at least I can fix those for a living.

    45   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 7:00am  

    The greatest possible environmental disaster is over-population. Control that and we can extend the human empire by a few eons.

    46   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 7:05am  

    Newsfreak
    You know I make fountains, right?

    47   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 7:05am  

    we are all ultimately renters….

    Very true. Ownership is nothing but a belief.

    God owns everything.

    48   edvard   2006 Apr 27, 7:10am  

    Ray,
    I drove a forklift for 6 months at this lumber yard in TN. They are pretty fun. It was a very large yard, and at the end of the day, we had to take all of the lifts to the back to be refueled. We got some new Yale front end loaders, and they would actually go 17 MPH. Why you would need to go that fast on a forklift is a mystery to me, but we'd race them to the back. The only really bad thing I can recall was a day that one of the lifts had a phenumatic hose burst and spray oil all over the floor near lawn and garden, and this older lady slipped.Other then that, it was pretty fun.

    49   HeadSet   2006 Apr 27, 7:31am  

    A couple of you have said that "cash will be king"

    I certainly hope so.

    I have rented in California, Ohio, Nebraska, and England. All good houses with good landlords. However, I always moved some distance after each rental, and lost some deposits, even though I left the properties better than I found them. Any one else get stiffed?

    50   DinOR   2006 Apr 27, 7:32am  

    Then on the OTHER hand, my wife and I lived in Navy housing in Long Beach, CA during the late 80's. There was whopping $50 cleaning deposit. We'd always kept up our homes so ran out and bought this cleaner and that and spent like an entire weekend cleaning so we could get our fifty bucks back. Guess we should have just let them keep it!

    51   StuckInBA   2006 Apr 27, 7:33am  

    Peter P is back in form.

    52   DinOR   2006 Apr 27, 7:39am  

    Yeah, I've been stiffed and usually consider any deposit disposable but what about some of the debacles homeowners get themselves into, huh? With the rush to "get listed and cash in" while the gettin' is good we've seen a lot of homes where owners will be penalized for their "creativity". Half baked notions, ill concieved ideas and just plain stupid projects where it's obvious they lost the creative "vibe", ran out of money or more likely ran out of time. Oh, that's gonna cost ya!

    53   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 7:41am  

    However, I always moved some distance after each rental, and lost some deposits, even though I left the properties better than I found them. Any one else get stiffed?

    I don't really care about the deposit. What goes around comes around. They will have bad karma.

    54   HeadSet   2006 Apr 27, 7:41am  

    East Coast Balla

    If you are paying $750/mo mortgage, the total lof your payments is $9,000 per year. If you are married, the standard deduction is $10,000 per year. At that loan, you have no tax deduction gains whatsoever from buying over renting. Even if you are single it would be minimal.

    Getting $10,000 back as a "refund" just means you over-withheld.

    55   zeke   2006 Apr 27, 7:42am  

    I look for a rental in a really posh neigborhood. It must have a nice large yard to host 3 goats and a pig and of course a rooster to help with the early morning wake up.

    56   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 7:44am  

    OK I'll try to be positive.
    I've only been renting for only 8 months.
    I'm in a GREAT neighborhood in Studio City.
    I live in a million $ hood and next door to Robert Guillame.(actor)
    There is a HUGE avocado tree in the backyard with a treefort in it.
    It's a 40s house with 2+2 and hardwood floors.
    The kitchen needs to be redone...but I'd rather have an old beat up kit than a mckitchen.
    I rent for about a third of what it would cost to own it.
    I also hope that in a few years that cash will be king.
    I am still a JBR.

    57   astrid   2006 Apr 27, 7:54am  

    "we are all ultimately renters…."

    Don't try telling Robert Cote that...

    58   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 7:58am  

    Newsfreak
    I'd post my website...but I don't want troll action there....
    I don't know how to get it to you privately...
    I make cast stone fountains and statuary from my original sculptures...
    A lot of european faces as fountain spouts.
    I make molds and have them cast...presently I've been searching for someone else to manufacture them as running the crew isn't one of my favorite things.

    59   HARM   2006 Apr 27, 7:59am  

    @newsfreak,

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    60   DinOR   2006 Apr 27, 7:59am  

    Headset,

    "just means you over-withheld"

    Thank you. Besides there are perils to "fluffing" up your schedule A. Some of them have already been targeted. Used to be you could just claim 10% as "tithings". Uh-huh, try getting away with that now. At some point my wife and I finally figured out that by having a 30+K sched. A it was keeping us from doing some of the other things that we wanted to do for the kids and ourselves. There is a vanishing point. Btw, when we first got married the "standard" deduction was less than 3K.

    61   edvard   2006 Apr 27, 7:59am  

    Weird. I go to pleasanton for the goodguy's shows. I did see a lot of bimmers out there, which did seem a bit out of place. I am so damned tired of seeing those Lexus LS300 SUV's that look like a big shoe on wheels.

    62   astrid   2006 Apr 27, 8:02am  

    Max,

    “Looking on the bright side: nothing thins the herd like aging hippies with poor eyesight and poorer reflexes weaving in and out of traffic on a $20,000 chrome plated engine.”

    Sadly, they’ve already bred, so that trait will return in the next generation.

    Zeke,

    You’re too funny! Will you be using the animals in voodoo ceremonies?

    63   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 8:04am  

    Harm, Randy,or SQT
    Will you please email newsfreaks email to me?
    Thanks in advance!

    64   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 8:04am  

    My only complaint as a renter is that you really can’t do much to your house. The place has kind of crappy carpet, and if it was mine I would like to look at different flooring options.

    Negotiate with your LL. He may be willing to let you change the flooring and even pay half of the costs. What you do may actually increase his property value.

    65   astrid   2006 Apr 27, 8:06am  

    One of the things about owning is that you think you've made your house perfect, then you sell the damn thing. Next thing you know, your ex-neighbors said the new owners gutted the house and put in granite counters...

    66   DinOR   2006 Apr 27, 8:09am  

    SQT,

    I don't believe I've ever seen that level of suck-ation before?

    Anyway, I mentioned a few posts ago that we have seen a number of "self inflicted" homeowner abortions. Yeah, carpet always sucks after just a few years. The last stuff wasn't even paid for yet homedebtor is out there shopping for new floor coverings! Just as an example we've seen where sellers laid down some really nice stuff and then put back the old molding/trim. Does that make sense? I mean you see it before you get your coat off.

    67   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 8:10am  

    Zeke
    We had chickens in Studio City.Ethel and Lucy. The rabbit was in love with Ethel and kept trying to make Easter Eggs. The kids thought it was hilarious! Lucy was a Polish Crested and really played the part. I never kept my animals caged...didn't have the heart for it. No roosters though, the uppity neighbors would've made a stink.
    I made a recycling creek and put frogs in it...then brought in crickets for the frogs to eat....We had our own ecosystem!
    Oh, and the rabbit had 2 roomates in the compost heap, a desert tortise and an opossum!

    68   astrid   2006 Apr 27, 8:14am  

    SQT,

    If you do negotiate with your LL, remember to put in a schedule for depreciation of capital assets. That way, you're protected against your LL kicking you out after you paid for the flooring.

    69   surfer-x   2006 Apr 27, 8:16am  

    I lived here for a year, the slumlord was amazing, and we’ll get into that,

    tinyurl.com/hxxgh

    Needless to say, it was all about the view, house built in the 20's, was at various times a whorehouse, rum runner depot, and cat hovel. We moved in during the last phase. I rented the entire upstairs for 2100/month. Slumlord bought the place in the 60's with her ex and got it in the divorce. They ouzzzzzzed slime. Carpet was crap, which I used to negotiate cats, moved in without them cleaning anything or doing anything. Found out from the downstairs neighbor that the slumlord keeps deposits. As she got 4200 from me I wasn't going to let this happen. Stayed a year, moved to alameda. For those Ca renters out there your best friend is the California Renters Rights and Responsibilities handbook. Amazing. Seems that your slumlord has 21 calendar days to give your deposit back, after which point they have to give everything back, even if damaged. Furthermore, you have the right to a walk-thru and the right to fix any "damage". So I waited my 21 days, shit I gave them 30 days, then I called, "Oh hi Kathy, I'm calling about my deposit", "oh, there was damage". "oh really, here's how it is going to work, you have 24hrs to give me my money or go to small claims court", "fine". I sent demand letter (return receipt, signature required), then filed in San Mateo county small claims court. Did you know if you slumlord tries to maliciously keep your deposit you can get treble damages? I got all my money the day after service. Next place in Alameda was great, I concur about dealing directly with the owner. Great restored Victorian met the future Mrs. X at T/J's in Alameda and then moved across the street to the cousin of the prior owner’s rental. Dude was a freak; seem to resent that fact that there is Dr. in front of my name. Paid the deposit cash, which equally pissed him off. Always treated Holmes with respect. So the old guy that lives next door dies and they (owner is contractor) start remodeling the apt. Dudes brother comes at 5am, I am not shitting you, I ask Holmes if he can have his brother come a bit later, he looks at me with contempt and says "no, that's not going to happen". Ahhhh ok. So my cat Georgie (aka, GG, Miss G, Sir G's a lot) breaks the front window, actually one small pane of a 9 window mosaic. Long story. I fix the window. Holmes comes by and demands I come to the front. There are microscopic paint chips in the tan bark, "you need to clean this up". Dude is a 58 yo boomer, fat etc. I say "well you know what I enjoy about this _ _ _, is that I'll go ahead and do this, and whenever you ask me to do something I go right ahead and do it, I ask you one simple thing and you tell me to go fuck myself". He freaking loses it, walks me to side of the house and then assaults me. I don't fight back and start laughing. I then go inside and flip open the yellow pages and find the biggest shyster in SF that I can. I just got my settlement and am going to Japan on the money. Moved to Pismo, rented from an inexperienced owner, not bad though, really nice people but clueless as to what the market value of a rental is. And no it isn't what your mortgage payment is. I saw them sit on the other unit for 6 months rather than take what I initially offered them for it, which they finally took from someone else. WOW. Moved to Santa Barbara and lived in a haunted house for a month, moved to another one, standalone and very very Surfer-X. Found it on craigslist, under market and exactly what we want, owner is a surfer, santa barbara native, and bought the house in the 70's. Rented it to us because "I thought you would enjoy it". We love the place. Craigslist rocks. Remember cats aren't always a deal breaker, we are Amerikans and money makes everything alllllllright.

    70   edvard   2006 Apr 27, 8:19am  

    Ray,
    that's the bad thing about those Bimmers and mercedes- they handle really well, so they don't wreck as easily. I hate being on the freeway when some prick in a 70k bimmer convertible zips by doing 95.Always the same kind of 50-something executive looking guy too. As evil as it sounds, a little voice in my head says:"cmon, slip and wreck!" but... that's just heinous. Thnink happy thoughts! think happy thoughts!

    71   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 8:21am  

    Newsfreak
    Don't worry...I don't want to sell you anything. :)

    72   HARM   2006 Apr 27, 8:21am  

    Harm, Randy,or SQT
    Will you please email newsfreaks email to me?
    Thanks in advance!

    Done.

    73   astrid   2006 Apr 27, 8:22am  

    "that’s the bad thing about those Bimmers and mercedes- they handle really well, so they don’t wreck as easily"

    Damn, gotta get them back into Camarros and ricers, that'll solve the problem.

    74   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 8:23am  

    It’s the classic renters dilemma. I wouldn’t mind better flooring, but I don’t want to put money into someone else’s property.

    You are "throwing money away" as a JBR anyway. Why not throw more away? :)

    75   astrid   2006 Apr 27, 8:24am  

    Using CL for rentals is kind of like buying homes fsbo. Sometimes you can go below market and get a good deal, but a lot of them have very exaggerated ideas about the kind of rent they can get.

    76   LILLL   2006 Apr 27, 8:27am  

    Excuuuuuuse me!

    Dr.-X for Prez!

    77   HARM   2006 Apr 27, 8:32am  

    Oh fine. Now I know you don’t read my posts.

    @SQT,

    I saw Linda's request, but hadn't yet refreshed to see your response. Job keeps me pretty busy sometimes.

    78   astrid   2006 Apr 27, 8:36am  

    newsfreak,

    I ran across this and I think you'd enjoy it.

    http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/

    79   Peter P   2006 Apr 27, 8:53am  

    Peter P teaches about food and finances.

    Food and finances do not go well...

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