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@Benjamin, 1) is it hard typing with a mayo cucumber up your ass? 2) Is is even harder typing in the Gimp outfit with a mayo cucumber up your ass?

Does anyone remember the blink tag?

@Randy H, after reading "craptonomicon" you should take a rigorous course of mental calisthenics, it's pure shit. The geek as a buff hero that gets the girls. Yeah and Benjamin doesn't sit on his mommy's lap and whine that the cucumber is pressing too hard on his colon.

Some people are fascinated with cucumbers and a certain bodily tube, or variations of them. I've spotted a recurrent theme. One can apply Freudian analysis.

-people
+men

Santa Clara County inventory going through the roof - 25% rise from this time last year according to the YOY records I've been keeping (source:mlslistings.com). Also, Mountain View inventory going crazy.

Carry on.

??? I fail to grasp the leap of logic Ray W has just taken. I was talking about a guy who was slamming another guy. Who is the vulnerable person here?

Haiku raises it's precious head yet again...

DUH HUD:

DUH backwards means Hou-
sing and Urban develop-
ment. Who gives a shit?

New TOOL:

Listening to new
TOOL. Brilliant aural assaults,
spiraling outward...

ahhhh GC, really, you don't want to go there. Fly fly away little troll.

slamming another guy

AKA, troll-b-gone.

@Linda, 'bow' you Senorita are welcome to a Parton Margarita at La Casa De Surfer-X a todos la tiempo. Mi casa es su casa. BTW the limes are sourced from the back yard tree.

take it out on the most vunerable. :oops:

Anyone ready for a new thread?

Bubble Bubble Everywhere

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X
Thanks. I'd love to have a margarita w/you....
We could do a S.Cali blog party!

BTW I think you should post the ph # of
the big orange cat-napper and we should all
give him a call......

He could get calls from all over the country!

If you have sexual relations with foodstuffs, do you get a boner every time you go into the produce aisle at Safeway?

Geez X, I didn't think Cryptonomicon was all that terrible. Implausible, sure. Twice as long as it needed to be, ok. But it sure beat that Terry Goodkind crap I tried to read last summer.