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good comebacks for 'we have multiple offers' ?


               
2010 Mar 31, 5:14am   31,713 views  79 comments

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what do you guys do to piss off the realtor who says 'we already have 6 multiple offers' ?

#housing

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1   pkowen   @   2010 Mar 31, 5:20am  

Ok, I'll start.

"Maybe you should take one of them"

"So do I, each one lower than the last"

"Are any of them as riduclously high as your asking price"

2   ch_tah2   @   2010 Mar 31, 5:59am  

Probably depends on your area. For me, we say nothing and watch the house sell to one of the higher offers. Actually, the most recent time it was "9 higher offers." You should see the looks on their faces when the house sells, and they get their 3%.

3   Done!   @   2010 Mar 31, 6:04am  

SIX PEOPLE! are going to live in THIS house?
What are they Guatemalan?
...well maybe this the neighborhood for me.

Then hang up.

4   tarkin   @   2010 Mar 31, 6:17am  

"Why should I care and why are you wasting my time talking to me if you have better offers."

"Obviously you should take the higher offer, right?"

“If I were you, I would take the highest offer.”

5   Katy Perry   @   2010 Mar 31, 6:42am  

" I'll Give ten dollars over the highest offer."

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