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Post-Consumerism: the Quiet Revolution?


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2006 Sep 26, 7:30am   11,914 views  118 comments

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Big BoomerVictory through Consumption!

Debt = Wealth
Mortgage Slavery = Freedom
Stupidity = Genius

It seems there are some people among us who have not yet "gotten the message". HidingintheBronx, Jon and Alien appear to be promoting some dangerous and counter-revolutionary ideas. Ideas like "serially refi-ed McMansion does not = happiness", "3 McJobs does not = high quality of life" and "less is more". If these ideas were to become widespread, they could seriously undermine the entire debt & hyperconsumption-based global economy. Not spending beyond one's means is not only unnatural, it's Un-Amerikan.

It is clear: Something must be done to stop these subversives before it's too late! A fatwa must be issued, bounties must be posted, phones must be tapped, ramparts must be manned. The guilty must be caught, sentenced, re-educated and hanged (not necessarily in that order).

As an Amerikan Consumer, it is your duty to report such subversive un-Amerikan activity to the nearest bank or sub-prime mortgage broker. Don't worry, as long as you cooperate, the Illuminati Secret Police will take care of the rest. You just keep working and spending --and keep your eye on the (ever receding) prize!

You must ask yourself: "Do I love Big Boomer?"
Stay tuned to your telescreen, citizen! More to follow...
Citizen HARM

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55   HARM   2006 Sep 26, 10:37am  

Gosh, wouldn’t Schmeiser have a counterclaim against Monsanto for polluting his seed stock?

One would think so, but something tells me Monsanto's lawyers had deeper pockets than Schmeiser's.

56   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 10:39am  

A couple of class action lawsuits will bring Monsanto to its knees.

57   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 10:42am  

Jon,

I'm way too cheap to shop at Ross. I get my undergarments at Costco and everything else at outlet stores on sale (typically March, July and February have the best markdowns).

And my boyfriend will actually wear Kirkland branded jeans. That's how ghetto he is. (Oh no, Citizen HARM is now really gonna come for his ass)

58   FormerAptBroker   2006 Sep 26, 10:55am  

astrid Says:

> And my boyfriend will actually wear Kirkland
> branded jeans. That’s how ghetto he is. (Oh
> no, Citizen HARM is now really gonna come
> for his ass)

Astrid does not have to worry about her boyfriend comming out of the closet some day since no gay guy alive will ever wear Kirkland jeans.

My sister and her friends worry about guys that wear jeans that cost over $100 and say that when they see a guy wearign jeans that cost over $200 they are 99% sure he is gay...

59   HARM   2006 Sep 26, 10:57am  

Harm,

Please could you elaborate on what technologies you use to filter the implanted non-organic materials of the boomer body-remodelling? And are the boomers humanely slaughtered, or do you ignore boomer-welfare in the early stages of processing?

Silicone and other impurities are carefully removed from the expired Boomer corpse--er, "vessels" prior to processing. Most of it is saved for re-use in packaging, thus minimizing waste and protecting the environment. Big Boomer loves His planet.

Boomers are never harmed in any way in the processing of Soylent Boomerâ„¢. Freshly dead Boomer vessels are typically retrieved from industrial accidents or from the many voluntary Euthanizing stations conveniently located around our fair cities. Despite what some wild-eyed reactionaries may tell you, it's pure cooincidence that most of these unfortunate accidents tend to occur at NAR re-education camps.

Citizen HARM

60   Glen   2006 Sep 26, 11:03am  

"Ghetto" or "Ghetto-fabulous"?

Ross is, hands down, the best place to buy mens belts, ties, underwear and shoes (when in stock). Belts and ties are $10 (usually $20 plus at dept stores). Dress shoes are around $40 (usually $80+ at dept stores). The problem is that selection is limited and you can't always get what you are looking for.

JC Penney also has a pretty good "house brand" for affordable underwear and dress shirts (usually on sale) for hassle-free cheap shopping.

61   HARM   2006 Sep 26, 11:04am  

@astrid,

RE Kirkland jeans: Your boyfriend has nothing to fear, as long as he buys enough of them.

62   Glen   2006 Sep 26, 11:08am  

Re my last post: so much for post-consumerism.

63   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 11:23am  

I think all this chit chat illustrate the problem with going sheerly by dollar amounts to measure overall utility gains. Anti-biotics and clean water are two huge quality of life improvements in the modern world world, but they occupy a very small dollar amount of the economy.

64   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 11:30am  

FAB,

Thanks for your confidence. Though when I see a guy wearing $100+ jeans, I think he's an idiot and high maintenance (or has a significant other who is an idiot and/or high maintenance). I haven't thought about the sexual preference angle.

HARM,

So I guess I shouldn't tell you that 50% of his wardrob is composed of freebie T-shirts from college, career fairs and work.

He's actually quite willing to spend money if he feels he's getting his money's worth, he just needs to be convinced first.

65   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 11:52am  

Muggy,

Congrats! I recommend checking out NOLO's book on tenant rights. That could come in handy when dealing with FB landlords.

http://tinyurl.com/4qz8b

66   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 12:00pm  

SFWoman,

I think the short answer to your question is that Whole Foods deals in scale. Even if they can get cheaper inventory locally, they tend to seek out larger contracts so they can supply all their stores at once. This why many long time organic farmers do not like Whole Foods and Costco's organic product lines. They think the mass produced organics goes against the original spirit of the organic movement.

When I grew up in Southern Maryland, I found the best supermarket for local produce was a relatively cheap local chain. Because they are relatively small and local, they tend to buy local corn, tomato and peaches that taste good and costs less!

Ironically, I find some of the freshest and cheapest vegetables from Asian grocery stores. They tend to be smaller and more local, so they often buy locally and offer the best deals to their customers.

67   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 12:13pm  

Why own a low end condo at all? Those things depreciated like crazy during the last cycle.

Apt renting gives the renter all the inconvience of condo living (cheap construction, noisy neighbors on all sides, cramped parking) without the transaction cost.

Too many relatively responsible young people have been snookered into buying condos to get on the "homeownership ladder". Well, guess what kids, all those steps above and below you are falling away and you're stuck in the middle of a very uncomfortable position.

68   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:02pm  

"you can get like twenty fuji apples at those places for $5."

Yeah, and they're not puny American supermarket apples but gargantuan monsters the size of a newborn's head. Persimmons and Asian pears are also coming onto the market, yum.

I find Costco to be a superior deal for many produce like cherries (they may not be the cheapest but they tend to be the best quality because they're pre-boxed and straight from the PNW), grapes out of season(pre-boxed and direct from Chile), pineapples (straight from Hawaii) and bagged salad mixes. That seems to be where their greater logistics capability wins out and I appreciate the lack of wholesaler involvement.

I love Costco and my only issue would be the understandable lack of local produce and ruthless inventorying (when will they bring back the Buffalo chicken tenders and the kimchi ramen?!?!?!). Oh, and figuring out what to do with 10 lbs of chicken wings.

69   Doug H   2006 Sep 26, 1:03pm  

Astrid said:
"Irradiation would help and so would careful washing immediately before consumption."

E. Coli O157:H7 infection cannot be prevented simply by washing food....that's a common misconception. The only way to effectively kill it is to cook the food item to a temperature of at least 160F.

I spent 15 years in the food business and, in a few of them, dealt with the industry fallout from the Jack in the Box outbreak in the NW. It was HORRIBLE....people died, including several kids.

If anyone likes "natural" or "organic" foods....great....just know the risks you are taking and find out what you can do to lessen the chance of infection by any number of food borne pathogens.

Maybe you don't want to know this but the most dangerous item on the menu can be iced tea.....in the large containers they use as a dispenser. Next, the ice itself....sometimes there's more fecal matter in the ice machine than the toilet. Next, I would not eat at a restaurant that utilizes gloves in food prep.....it's usually just for show to make the publice THINK it's OK.

Lot' more but I think I've ruined enough appetites for now.

70   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:15pm  

Doug H,

Washing immediately before service does dramatically reduce the bacteria count, usually to a level acceptable for a healthy immune system. E. Coli infections are usually not that big of a deal unless you have a compromised immune system. The dilemma for fast food places is that they have a high proportion of young children eating their meals, so uncooked foods can be a greater danger.

Overall, I don't worry too much about food poisoning unless the food is obviously bad or if I'm already not feeling well.

I'm curious though: is one reason for the popularization of iceberg lettuce and cabbage on fastfood menu due to their relatively sanitary nature? Collards, Kales, broccoli, and non-heading lettuce are generally more nutritious, but perhaps they are also more prone to pathogen outbreaks.

71   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:18pm  

ajh,

It's fall in the northern hemisphere, our genes are telling us to pack up some pounds and get ready for winter.

72   Different Sean   2006 Sep 26, 1:20pm  

Is this obscure reference to a 17 year old outbreak involving dietary supplements the best evidence that GMO foods are dangerous? If so, I feel even better about eating GMO foods.

oh, NOW it's safe, but it wasn't back then... and it hasn't been hushed up by the emerging biotech industry, where GM foodstuffs still require very little testing today -- things are different now! 37 people were killed, 1500 disabled for life by shocoking immune reactions, and 5000 people were affected in some way.

go for it! and you can drink tritium recycled from nuclear plants just to prove the point!

ref the points other posters have made that 'naturally occurring' foodstuffs have effectively been tested on humans for thousands of years, whereas GM foods have not (altho it's all been said before 6 threads back). hail the brave volunteer guinea pigs! and they don't even have to pay them!

the belief is that the GM bacteria produced tiny amounts (0.01%) of up to 6 toxic byproducts, not normally produced by unmodified bacteria. how do you know your GM fish gene tomato is not going to produce some strange new compound tomatoes have never produced before? you're just gambling...

L-tryptophan essentially IS a foodstuff, and most supplements can be found in various quantities in food. besides which, the principle is pretty well exactly the same for foods as for producing supplements -- DNA operates by producing or expressing proteins to create an organism, and, besides containing the proteins and other structures, the organism functions in a certain way and produces metabolites. if anything, the controls over manufacturing supplements are stricter than for foods...

Organica News -- Social Commentary: The Wall $treet Man Returns

73   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:22pm  

I'm not bothered by trace amounts of fecal matter. It's everywhere anyways, including a trillion bacterias in our bodies. I figure as long as my body does not get overwhelmed or catch something extra virulent, it's probably helping me maintain a healthy immunity for overseas trips.

74   Different Sean   2006 Sep 26, 1:23pm  

Or maybe the food meme just resonates so strongly with the posters here that any excuse to talk food and they’re off and away.

they eat for solace, aj ;)

cos housing prices are depressing...

75   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:26pm  

Or alternatively. Those who rent rather than buy in 2004-2006 are flush with cash and can afford to eat well.

76   Different Sean   2006 Sep 26, 1:34pm  

is it true the Brassica family (cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts, etc..) are all derived from the one wild cabbage strain found in the mediterranean? and is it true a cauli is just a cabbage with a college education?

77   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:39pm  

SFWoman,

That sounds pretty bad. I guess you'd have to fertilize those plots with compost or aged horse manure, and avoid cow manure altogether.

78   Peter P   2006 Sep 26, 1:39pm  

is it true the Brassica family (cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts, etc..) are all derived from the one wild cabbage strain found in the mediterranean? and is it true a cauli is just a cabbage with a college education?

No idea. I avoid being too "cozy" with the things that I eat.

79   Peter P   2006 Sep 26, 1:41pm  

RE: O157:H7

Luckily, I do not normally eat raw veggies. :)

80   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:41pm  

"is it true the Brassica family (cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts, etc..) are all derived from the one wild cabbage strain found in the mediterranean?"

That what every account I've read has indicated. It's a very versatille family. God bless the brassica family, without it, our ancestors would go through winters with only turnips and radishes to sustain them.

81   Peter P   2006 Sep 26, 1:42pm  

Those who rent rather than buy in 2004-2006 are flush with cash and can afford to eat well.

Food budget for two can exceed the amount of a small mortgage.

82   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 1:47pm  

DS,

Better a lifelong renter than underwater on my mortgage. I don't believe in your permanent high priced plateau, I think home prices will fall and young people who want to buy will eventually get their chance.

BTW, there are other (I daresay superior) forms of saving besides buying a house. In my opinion, people in their 20's shouldn't even be buying houses. Most haven't figured out their lifestyle or the job situation and buying prematurely would just lead to buying the wrong kinds of property (eg step ladder rental conversion condos).

83   Doug H   2006 Sep 26, 1:56pm  

SFwoman said:
"I believe Odwalla had an E. coli O157 problem not long after the Jack in the Box incident? Did they trace it to using ground drop apples?"

Although never proven, it was commonly thought to be the source. When food isn't pasteurized, all the micro-critters are growing full bore. The vast majority are so weak they don't faze our system; however, a handful are so toxic, they will kill...or at the very least...make you wish you were dead. It's BAD stuff. The reason washing doesn't work is the virulent nature of the bacteria itself......the buggers just don't want to die.

I really would not worry about raw veggies as this type of outbreak is very, very rare. You are much more likely to get sick from your own cooking/storing practices in your own kitchen...not you personally, but people in general. When I go to other people's houses and see how they prep food, many times I can't eat. Oh to go back to the days of ignorant bliss....LOL

OJ dispensers, while nasty with all the pulp and junk, it's not so much of a health risk due to the acidity of the product. If you REALLY want to be grossed out, check the nozzle on the iced tea dispenser. It's hardly ever cleaned and the oils/residue get nice and slimy....YUM! I won't drink iced tea at a restaurant and only drink bottled water....never, never, never will I order ice. I go into a restaurant, any restaurant, and within five minutes I know whethere it's safe to eat.....or HOPEFULLY safe to eat. I can tell much quicker when it's time to walk out the door!

Oregon has about the best Food Safety Program in the nation. I owned restaurants there for a while and they do a magnificent job. Their inspection report is the only one I trust.

Bon Appetite!

84   Different Sean   2006 Sep 26, 2:01pm  

confession of a meat and potatoes troglodyte: i can only bear to eat cauli and broccoli with lashings of my favourite (i.e. easy) peanut sauce recipe... half peanut butter and half water with a dash of soy sauce and a teaspoon of raw sugar, stir on med heat for 2 minutes...

85   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 2:14pm  

For requiem and any other cool weather vegetable planters

http://www.mastergardeners.org/picks/index.html

86   Different Sean   2006 Sep 26, 2:16pm  

astrid Says:
Better a lifelong renter than underwater on my mortgage. I don’t believe in your permanent high priced plateau, I think home prices will fall and young people who want to buy will eventually get their chance.

we just don't know for sure tho, do we? there are now nothing down loans, 40 and 50 year mortgages, and beg the parents to go guarantor market-based solutions, apart from the prospect of a cooling... and the market is currently doing its best to create a new two-class societal structure of landlords and tenants, aided by the gurus and the RE industry... unless the hearings in DC go well...

BTW, there are other (I daresay superior) forms of saving besides buying a house. In my opinion, people in their 20’s shouldn’t even be buying houses. Most haven’t figured out their lifestyle or the job situation and buying prematurely would just lead to buying the wrong kinds of property (eg step ladder rental conversion condos).

hmm, yes. these are the comparisons of Joe A and Fred B where one buys a house and the other rents and buys shares or similar instead etc to see how they perform respectively. the problem is that the rent doesn't go into equity, and also that the real world population of renters, taken on average, has lower income and little or no spare money to invest in shares. and the rent-paying trap sometimes means that first home buyers are never able to save a 20% deposit, altho they could probably meet repayments. there has unfortunately also been more like 18 years of boom here since the 1987 stock market crash fallout, not just 2 or 3... but yes, if you look at how much interest is paid to the bank, that is also 'dead money'...

87   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 2:18pm  

While abroad, insist on hot water (straight from a kettle sitting on a burning stove) or carbonate beverages. I find going to China provides ample excuses to drink beer (for one thing, it's much cheaper than bottled water)

Doug H,

Thanks for all that knowledge. Eek! I usually drink ice water. Maybe I should switch to bottled water in the future.

88   Different Sean   2006 Sep 26, 2:19pm  

Jon Says:
Interesting/scary/sad blog post about GDP growth with/without mortgage extraction.

that's perfect, jon, i've been waiting for that -- will send a copy to the smug national treasurer who claims 'economic success' and 'sound economic management' when GDP was high during the boom -- he's gone quiet now GDP is strangely flat...

89   Different Sean   2006 Sep 26, 2:29pm  

in the long run, we're all dead...

90   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 2:33pm  

DS,

In China, where rent is extremely high compared to average wage, guess what people do? They live with their parents and save money, even after they're married. I find that over the long run, people do find rational ways to respond to high housing prices. Extracting money from the proles might be easy in a short run frenzy, but the proles do wise up eventually.

For example, if my boyfriend or I rented a 4 bdrm/3 bath home in a nice area or each leased a Maserati, then we'll never save enough money to buy. But we intentionally live below our means to save money, even though that means putting up with noisy neighbors and a lack of storage space. Sure, we can't own if we merely live within our means, but we're smart enough to live below our means and save. And we're flexible! If rents go up unreasonably, we'd consider roommates or living in someone's basement. If it gets insanely bad, we'll even consider living with parents/sibling.

You speak as if people are doomed to these awful housing destinies. They're not! They can be thrifty and frugal and carefully watch their money and plan ahead. I think if the government get involved and too many safety nets are erected, that'll just force people to be less involved in their personal finances. After all, why bother working and saving if the government ends up taxing my hard earned savings to direct its pet housing projects?

I also don't think current prices are sustainable and I think real prices will dip down to be quite affordable in another ten to fifteen years. Patience and good financial managment will be rewarded.

91   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 2:43pm  

@DS

Nobody has to buy but there are always some people who needs to sell. If, as you describe, no one can afford to buy anymore, then prices will adjust down until someone can afford to buy.

Are you working out of some economic model where the laws of supply demand bear no relation to how they're presented in classical economics?

92   skibum   2006 Sep 26, 2:55pm  

HidingintheBronx Says:

Where I live local produce is not really ever an option. I suppose there is the Stone Barn farmers market - owned by David Rockerfeller, I kid you not - but I refuse to go there.

This is not exactly produce, but I'm curious - have you been to the Italian food stores on Arthur Ave? From what I've read, the food there sounds delicious.

93   astrid   2006 Sep 26, 3:04pm  

ajh says:"My genes tell my body to pack up some (more) pounds all year round :( ."

Yeah, mine too. Damn thrifty genes. Why can't I have spendthrift genes?

94   Doug H   2006 Sep 26, 3:29pm  

This is for DinOR:

From the Money Message Board,

"I currently have my house on the market for $264,900. I live in a small popular town in Oregon. Our home is a 3bed 2.5 bath, large corner lot, rv parking, fenced yards, 2054 sqft and it was built at the end of 2004. We have had several people look at the home but no bites yet. Its frustrating to see houses smaller than mine going for a few thousand less. We have already dropped our price over $10k. We have had several realtors tell us that our home is priced perfect and its just a matter of time. Will the market pick up before we get so discouraged that we take it off the market??"

Now, this guy is going to get very discouraged if you don't come to his rescue! Where's that OR "love thy neighbor" spirit?....just in and help this Oregonian.....ROFL

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