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Patrick.net Photoshop Extravaganza!


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2006 Nov 14, 10:29am   9,996 views  127 comments

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Ok, all you Photoshop wizards out there finally have a creative outlet. Please post links to any of your REIC/Bubble-themed masterpieces here. If you don't know Photoshop, no problem: "found art" (proper credit given to the artist, of course) is just as good.

Because only threadmasters can post images, you'll have to just post them as normal links and I'll try to convert them to viewable images as time permits. I'll give you my own and Muggy's latest contributions to start things off:

Enjoy...
HARM

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22   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 1:19am  

SHTF,

Hey man, how you doin'? Good to hear about your new job! (Careful not throw your back out with that new paycheck!)

Yeah we're still here. Hey since the thread is all about graphics dazzle us w/some of your favorites!

23   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 1:24am  

allah,

While an admirable "grass roots" effort just look at how out of the loop the appraisers are! They're forced into setting up a petition just to get the ball rolling. Shouldn't the word of their National Director be enough?

Maybe we should make DL run around town and collect signatures every time he wants to make a claim. Of course his time is much too valuable for that.

24   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 1:34am  

SHTF,

Why not "sheckle away" some of d' extra bucks in your 401K, wait for the kitchen utensils to hit the linoleum and use that first time buyer provision in the plan! Bunky!

25   skibum   2006 Nov 15, 1:36am  

SHTF,

Long time no post! Good to hear you're doing well. So are you sticking around the BA for a while then?

26   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 1:39am  

allah, your Monopoly parody was awesome!

27   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 1:43am  

HARM,

Does that mean it's *not* a Milton Bradley (TM) Approved for ages 3-9 product? Man. And here I was ready to get mine on order before the holiday rush!

28   Allah   2006 Nov 15, 1:50am  

allah, your Monopoly parody was awesome!

What parody?

29   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 1:52am  

DinOR,

Oh "if only" we could get the ok from M.B. to manufacture this sucker!

30   Allah   2006 Nov 15, 1:53am  

Nah, that's not mine! Give Aaron Erimez the credit for that, not me.

31   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 1:55am  

allah,

I'm pretty much a self-taught Photoshop rank amateur myself. How did you do the cast-iron Hummer 'token'?

32   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 1:56am  

Ahhh... never mind.

33   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 1:59am  

allah,

RE: Appraisers Petition

Yeah, SoCalMortgageGuy brought that to our attention a while back. Good luck getting it passed before '08 though (after most of the option-ARM shit hits the fan). Funny how most of the responses are from Viagr@ and NAAVLP spammers!

34   Allah   2006 Nov 15, 2:00am  

allah,

I’m pretty much a self-taught Photoshop rank amateur myself. How did you do the cast-iron Hummer ‘token’?

HARM,

That is NOT my work. I like you am a self taught photoshop amateur. If I did something like that, it would probably take me the better part of the day to do it and it probably wouldn't have come out nearly as good.

35   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 2:16am  

David Lereah,

Go pound sand!

36   skibum   2006 Nov 15, 2:21am  

Check out David Lereah's link to "his" myspace site. Funny stuff.

37   Allah   2006 Nov 15, 2:22am  

I deeply resent the use of my image in this way. Let me assure anyone found misusing my name and image will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

I play a vital role not only in the field of real estate, but also finance and the world economy. My fans and followers rely on being able to trust my remarks.

I take full responsibility, sue me! :lol:

38   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 2:38am  

allah,

You've got to say that right, now damn it!

The correct way is to say;

"Go for it dude, even my company uniform is rented!"

39   lunarpark   2006 Nov 15, 3:01am  

http://www.dqnews.com/RRBay1106.shtm

October Bay Area housing numbers released.

40   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 3:12am  

David Lereah,

Welcome to the blog! We are most (dis)honored to have you here, sir! Your name often comes up in our many discussions about REIC propaganda, insider pumping/dumping and MSM dishonesty in general.

Just one question that's been puzzling me, though: what is the correct spelling of your surname? Is it "Liarrhea", "LiarRealtor", or "LiarRealtwhore" ?

41   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 3:18am  

Anyone notice how a lot of the babes listed as DL's MySpace "friends" really are bona-fide Realtwhores? I guess they're not all "in" on the joke.

42   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 3:24am  

lunarpark,

Well "prices" may not have reverted to OCT 2001 levels (but sales sure have).

Notice Marshall Prentice's comment that "the sky is "probably" not falling as some have predicted". (emphasis mine)

Well yeah Mr. Morrison B. Tuddworthy the freakin Third! Don't you think it's a little early to say the sky "probably" isn't falling! Comments like this have passed for "information" for years from the REIC and are not sitting well w/those "that bought at the peak and might have to sell" as Mr. Tuddworthy suggests. They are going to have to go back and re-think their whole spin effort b/c this stuff clearly isn't as easily palmed off as it was in the past!

43   Allah   2006 Nov 15, 3:26am  

Anyone notice how a lot of the babes listed as DL’s MySpace “friends” really are bona-fide Realtwhores? I guess they’re not all “in” on the joke.

I think they are only putting links to their pages for publicity, that's all. I think they know that it;s fake....but then again, you never know. :lol:

44   lunarpark   2006 Nov 15, 3:28am  

DinOR - I caught that "probably" as well.

45   skibum   2006 Nov 15, 3:37am  

@lunarpark,

Flat prices across the BA means that unless there was a steep drop off last October to November (2005), or there's a steep increase in prices this November (doubt it), prices will likely be negative YoY across the Bay Area the next time around. Looks like Santa Clara and Marin are holding up prices for the rest of the BA this month. Even SF is now down -0.9% YoY! Too bad ConfusedRealtor is not able to comment on that number. ("The sky is not falling. The economy is good. Life is good.")

I do think it's true that without a collapse in the economy (may still happen due to a RE collapse), there will be stickiness in the downward trend in prices, as Randy H has suggested. The same people buying the 3br/2ba in San Jose for $900K will be buying a nicer place in Mountain View or Cupertino, the ones buying in Cupertino will consider Palo Alto, etc. Buyers will still plan to spend the same amount of money (barring a huge runup in mortgage rates), it's just that they will be buying nicer places, in nicer locations, etc for the same money. This will keep prices up for a while, I believe. This is in part why these stats are a little misleading. If and when the overall jobs situation and economy turn, all bets are off.

46   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 3:40am  

lunarpark,

Sounds like George Costanza for crissakes.

You caught me! You caught me in a lie. My own....... web of lies Jerry!

Ah-hem. After 18 consecutive months of being almost single mindedly focused on lagging indicators and proclaiming;

"Indications of market distress are notably absent" YEAH, people are going to gravitate towards anything that looks like a deviation from your position! However slight. He's had the wind at his back for what Idunno......7 years. Yeah a fella gets comfortable. I'm so used to these "bump in the road" comments they barely even register anymore.

47   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 3:46am  

@"David Lereah",

The time to buy a home has NEVER been better

Actually, according to your most recent ad campaign (that hit all the major newspapers & publications), isn't now "a great time to buy or sell a home"? So, either buying or selling is A-ok, right?

48   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 3:55am  

skibum,

I can to a certain degree get on board w/the notion that buyers will look "upstream" so to speak but as Peter P noted there's a certain psychology that goes along w/that too.

When we first started seeing prices "crest" here in OR last year this time there was a real sense of relief! Kind of the sense you'd get when you bought beer for your younger brothers. It's daylight the next day and you haven't gotten a call from the police! (That kind of.......relief?)

As spring 06 rolled around we were no longer concerned w/ever higher prices and began to see "Reduced" signs in print, on the internet and on lawns. Hmm? Now for the 400K we were planning on spending we could get a pool. Hmm (waits another week) now we can get a pool AND all new high end appliances and so on. Again the BA may well be different but a sort of "buyer's snobbery" develops and I'm getting pickier and snobbier by the day. That's just me though.

49   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 3:59am  

DinOR's younger brother

I just wanted to say that DinOR is a stand up guy! Hell I've known him all my life. He would NEVER provide alcoholic beverages to a minor! That's just plain ridiculous.

50   e   2006 Nov 15, 4:02am  

Oh man... the tips here are awesome:

http://www.flippernation.com/tips/default.htm

2. Starbucks proximity.
Must be within 3 blocks of a Starbucks. Poor people can't afford Starbucks, so then you know you're in a nice neighborhood.

Of course!

51   skibum   2006 Nov 15, 4:04am  

Speaking of the Bay Area DQ numbers, one place I've been tracking a bit is Menlo Park. Has anyone else noticed that of all places, MP has had significant price declines over the past several months? Is that due to more sales in the sketchier side (closer to 101)? Or are prices just dropping faster there? Any insight would be appreciated.

52   skibum   2006 Nov 15, 4:24am  

Again the BA may well be different but a sort of “buyer’s snobbery” develops and I’m getting pickier and snobbier by the day.

@DinOR,

This "snobbery" may be true, but I doubt it will keep potential buyers from buying forever. People keep saying how no one is buying now, the market is dead, etc., but there are still transactions happening. Sales dropped 20-30% in the bay area, not 100%. All I'm saying is that there is always a segment of the population that still wants to buy and sell, market be damned. The sellers are reluctant to lower prices, and even if they do, potential buyers aren't likely to just say, "hey, let's buy this same house we've been eyeing for X amount less!" Many will instead, think, "Hey, let's take that same amount we were planning to spend and look in a better school district, or look for a McAlbatross with 4 garages instead of 3, or with real hardwood instead of Pergo (TM), or in a subdivision with McMonsters 10 feet apart from each other instead of 4!"

53   requiem   2006 Nov 15, 4:38am  

The mentality of falling prices is likely the same as in a deflationary environment. In my case, I watched the "Veteran's Day Weekend" sale at Macy's head right into the "Holiday Wardrobe Sale" on Monday. Now, with all the press about sales1 being down and sales2 starting earlier, I'm tempted to grab a few bargains now, but mainly hold off until prices get even better. Of course, I could just pricematch what I bought before, and use the money from that to buy a few more shirts in the meantime. You could come home each day with a new item and a credit to your american express.

SHTF:
Welcome back, join the club.

54   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 4:43am  

skibum,

I believe Peter P's snobbery has elevated to a point where "feng shui" is now a primary consideration! Some of that 70% you're talking about though I attribute to Robert Cote's "Last Waltz" where FB's are desperately scrambling for a "last call" of MEW and a slightly better home w/a slightly better financing package!

Robert can explain it better than I, but I believe it had something to do with having that last great materialistic fling before the house ATM is shut down for the foreseeable future? I do agree though (kidding aside) that we'll probably never see "0" sales. Randy H would argue that there are "price making sellers" and then there are "price TAKING sellers". What kind are you seeing in the BA?

55   skibum   2006 Nov 15, 5:23am  

@CB,
I think that's probably true. I have indeed been tracking (loosely) on Zillow, taking their stupid zestimates with a grain of salt, and have noticed that Southern San Mateo county (Menlo, RWC, San Carlos) prices are dropping relatively faster than northern Santa Clara. The West side of MP probably is holding up better, but in the end, like you mentioned, all of MP has to send their kids to private high school or face sending to Menlo-Atherton HS, and I'd venture to guess that this plays a role.

56   Allah   2006 Nov 15, 6:20am  

Beware: No rate cut until 2008

Minutes from latest Fed meeting show the central bank, still worried about inflation, might stand pat through 2007.

57   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 6:25am  

King_Cobra,

Interesting article but rather than think of it as a sign that HB's have bottomed out I see this as nothing more than a cash flush endowment without a clue as to what to buy next. Paul Allen's Vulcan Enterprises has thrown money at some really far flung stuff too.

59   DinOR   2006 Nov 15, 6:41am  

Allah,

In the movie "Back to School" w/Rodney Dangerfield he tells the waitress to bring a pitcher of beer every 7 minutes until someone passes out (then bring one every 10 minutes).

I want you to re-post that every 7th post until........

Wow! Love to hear that. I think the REIC was already planning their triumphant return and then........

61   HARM   2006 Nov 15, 7:24am  

So Bill Gates & Carl Icahn now are assuming the role of HB Plunge Protection Team? Or perhaps they see themselves more in the role of J.P. Morgan circa 1907?

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