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Gallery of Unlikely Bubble Victims


               
2007 Mar 29, 8:28am   18,472 views  220 comments

by HARM   follow (0)  

typical media bubble 'victim'

One of the more interesting side-effects of the housing bubble's collapse is its ability to produce victims from some rather unexpected places. For example: Lennar Corporation, one of the nation's largest home builders which profited handsomely during the run-up (and has been accused by some of substandard workmanship), has just officially been granted victim status from the media:

One by one, some of the nation's largest home-builders have seen quarterly earnings get crushed by the slump in the housing market. Lennar Corp. became the latest victim Tuesday, with a 73 percent plunge in first-quarter earnings and predictions that it is going to fall short of 2007 earnings goals. Since the start of February, home-builders KB Homes, Hovanian Enterprises Inc. and Toll Brothers Inc. all reported falling profits. Stuart Miller, Lennar's president and chief executive, said a lack of demand for the winter-spring buying season, new problems with subprime lenders and higher-than-desired land costs hurt profits.

Apparently, the recent sub-prime credit crunch has also produced quite a few human victims among those who can no longer borrow beyond their means indefinitely and add to their already crushing debt loads:

"A first-time home buyer with an annual income of about $36,000 and almost no savings, Mr. Fields did not qualify for a prime loan for the $315,000 house. So his half brother arranged a 15-year mortgage from WMC Mortgage Company, a subprime division of General Electric, and another from the Option One Mortgage Company, the subprime group of H & R Block.”

"The $2,312 monthly payments were much more than he could afford, but Mr. Fields said his brother assured him that they could find tenants. They did, but then lost them. Last July, without the rental income, his brother, who was managing the property, stopped paying the lenders. Mr. Fields now owes almost $30,000 in delinquent payments and has fallen out with his half brother.”

"‘It's just sad,' said Mr. Fields. ‘I can't even borrow money.'”

And the damage is not just limited to uneducated, Joe 6-pack types with limited means and bad credit. Look what just happened to a PhD with a good job:

"Unlike many borrowers who took out subprime loans, Andy Sobel had good credit, a decent job and modest savings, but he needed to stretch to buy a home in the white-hot San Diego housing market in 2004.”

"Three years later, Sobel has lost his home and his savings, and he faces a big tax bill as a consequence of a failed subprime mortgage held by Countrywide Financial Corp. he says he should never have been written.”

..."‘You never think that this could happen to you. You feel like an idiot,' said Sobel, who has a doctorate in education. ‘You fall down and they stab you.'”

If these people can become media "victims" of the housing bubble, who's next? Some possibilities:

Alan Greenspan:
"I was forced to lower rates to 1% to moderate the tech bubble recession, and to make the economy look good, so incumbents could get reelected. Those big, mean politicians were really pressuring me! How was I supposed to know it would spawn an even bigger bubble in real estate?? I'm just a powerless (former) central bankster!"

David Lereah:
"I didn't want to keep fanning the flames with outrageous lies and baseless industry propaganda, but I had to feed my family. The NAR kept on blackmailing me with my enormous salary and benefits. What was I supposed to do --quit and become a regular working-stiff like all you low-rent schmucks out there?"

Gary Watts:
"If I didn't come right out and say '15% was in the bag' for 2006, they would have hurt my family. I practically choked on those words, but it was either say it or 'lights out' for little Billy and Janie. I had to choose between my family or my integrity --what would anyone have done in my situation?"

Casey Serin:
"How could I say 'no' to such sweet deals, when everything I learned from those R.K./Robert G. Allen books and seminars was screaming 'Yes, yes, yes!' Besides, Galina was really pressuring me to 'get a house'. How was I suppoosed to know she meant only one? Besides, all those sellers really tricked me --they used my Macaroni Grill & Jamba Juice addiction to talk me into those illegal cash-back deals. They preyed on my fears of being a Looser and took full advantage of me. I feel so... violated."

Discuss, enjoy...
HARM

#housing

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1   saurin13   @   2007 Mar 29, 8:58am  

A: well if they are brown eyes, they are puupy colored...

Q: If ARMs reset in the forest and no one is around to hear it, do you still have to pay money to the bank? Or can you just ATM the heck out of your house until the lumberjacks come?

2   HARM   @   2007 Mar 29, 8:59am  

Just the other day, I was walking home to my pathetic rental, when I was attacked by a gang of ruthless subprime thugs. They beat me up, took my wallet and forced me to sign up for a NINJA loan. When I woke up in a ditch several hours later (minus a kidney), I found out I was the proud owner of this.

The government needs to do something!!

3   skibum   @   2007 Mar 29, 9:07am  

HARM,

Once again, an excellent thread! I just emailed a graphic for your consideration for the thread.

Some additional victims:

Joe Hedge Fund Manager: "If those MBS products didn't seem so delicious, I would never have poured the entire fund into them and lost billions of dollars for so and so's pension fund. Oh well, only a $1M bonus this year."

Hillary Clinton: "If I hadn't endorsed a FB bailout, I would have won the Presidency! (Besides, I hated having a Snuke up my Snizzle...)"

Mr. and Mrs. tech worker/immigrant parent: "If it weren't for this housing bubble, we could have afforded a home in Palo Alto or Cupertino, and our kid would have ended up at Harvard. Instead, he's a Realtor (TM)."

4   HARM   @   2007 Mar 29, 9:18am  

@skibum,

Very appropriate comic --but I might be forced to pay royalties to Bill Watterson if I use it.

5   OO   @   2007 Mar 29, 10:05am  

Btw, you guys should check your mutual fund portfolio, it is not what the name suggests.

I had a very small position in Pimco's international bond fund, which stipulates very clearly on prospectus that it was intentionally taking an UNHEDGED forex position and concentrated on FOREIGN bonds to take advantage of the fall of the dollar. That was about 3 years ago.

Then last year, when I started reading the mid-year statement they sent me, I found that about 45% of their freaking fund was invested in MBS! WTF! It was called INTERNATIONAL bond fund and was almost half invested in MBS denominated in the falling USD!! So I yanked out all my money from that fund right away. That is why I love the simple index fund, give me a Euro FXE fund, I know exactly what I am getting into, and I don't want surprises. Ever since 05, the last thing I have wanted to get into is USD bonds, let alone USD-denominated, MBS crap.

I suspect that some mutual fund houses may be buying things to save their under-water dog funds. For example, PIMCO is heavily invested in USD bonds, maybe the USD bonds were not looking too good, so the big boss tells the international bond fund manager to take over some of the loser MBS to dress up the performance number for the entire fund house.

6   Allah   @   2007 Mar 29, 10:11am  

Yeah, now even the loan officers are victims. Only in America!

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