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Ridiculous Realtor Quotes


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2007 Apr 23, 2:57am   45,631 views  392 comments

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As Suggested by Muggy:

Post your most ridiculous realtor quotes. Even better if they're from the web and you can post a link. (It's a good chance to practice using TinyUrl while you're at it).

FAB (FormerAptBroker) gets us started with:

We had a great realtor quote in [the last] thread from Big Brother:

“Any banker, consultant, lawyer, doctor with 10-15 years experience (i.e 30s to late 30’s) can purchase a 2-3 million dollar home. Think about how many of those guys there are…. and these are just the simple workers, not the Venture Capitalists, Internet millionaires etc… but the normal man.”

McKinsey and Bain must be paying a lot more than they did when many of my friends from Business school worked there and I be SF Woman’s husband’s firm is the only one in SF not paying guys with 10 years experience enough to buy a $2.5mm home and my friends must be the only MDs getting screwed by HMOs…

He also said that all "normal professional people" in their 30s are easily earning from $300K to $1.5M. Really, I'm laughing on the inside.

That sets a high bar. But if you can top "Big Brother's" ridiculous quote, have at it...

Randy H

#housing

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385   HARM   2007 Apr 24, 6:45pm  

It just occured to me that “Spring Broke” ™ would be a pretty good label for the spring of ‘07. Maybe Senor HARM could even dig up a nice ‘Realtwhores Gone Wild’ graphic to go with that theme…

SP

Ask and ye shall receive!
New thread: Spring Broke 2007!

386   apostasy   2007 Apr 25, 7:39pm  

@HARM
Thanks for the verification. I'm in TX, and the purchase money agreement loans are non-recourse to borrower (lien holder cannot go after borrower for deficiencies, though IRS still can as you noted) here, while home equity loans are recourse to borrower. The activity I'm seeing in deed records is insanity. We're lucky in Austin because deed records are free to the public and online, while in the Bay Area, San Francisco makes you pay for each deed record pulled.

Another question for the veteran home buyers in this group. I'm going through a database of recent sales in my area, and noticed that a lot of recorded sale prices are minutely specific. For example, the price will be something like $311,254, while I'm starting out my contract at something that looks like$355,000. In other words, the last 3 digits are rounded off.

What are people using to negotiate sellers into dickering over the last significant digit?

387   MAGA   2011 Mar 3, 10:22am  

"I think you should make a full price offer". From a so called buyers agent trying to "help" me. This was over three years ago.

That house is still for sale. Sellers are over 65 and trying to extract their money for retirement. I think they are going to die in that house.

http://www.bradfieldproperties.com/property/property.asp?PRM_MLSNumber=854673&PRM_MlsName=SanAntonio

388   MAGA   2011 Mar 3, 10:49am  

Mr.Fantastic says

I don’t know much about the San Antonio market, is $260,000 for that home considered bubbly?

Something is wrong if the house has been on the market this long. It does not have high ceilings and the 1 acre lot is mostly rock. The listing has been through a number of agents.

Per a local Realtard, no one is buying anything unless it is an REO or a good deal on a short sale.

389   American in Japan   2011 Mar 3, 11:03am  

“I think you should make a full price offer."

>LOL!

390   FortWayne   2011 Mar 3, 11:11am  

I love it how the broker in the original post did a "Begging a question" fallacy. Also known as circular reference.

First he stated a false fact, (aka one that has no proof). And in next statement assuming its validity quickly went to prove his next point.

http://www.nizkor.org/features/fallacies/begging-the-question.html

The more I hear politicians or sales people the more fallacies like that I hear.

391   FortWayne   2011 Mar 3, 11:32am  

My wife and I were driving home one evening and saw a lot of signs for a place in our area. This was interesting to see because a realtor told us that all houses that are over 600k must be represented by an agent. So naturally after we saw a sign we wanted to see what this 600k thing in our neighborhood looks like.

It was an old average house, had some chandelier in the entrance not sure why. The asking price was 685k. This was just after the crash mind you, so prices started going down all over already at least half a year prior to this.

Realtor: "What do you think?"
Me: "I think its too overpriced."
Realtor: "You are right I think it should be around 650, 685 is a bit high. ...." She proceeded in trying to get us as clients... that was the end of it.

That thing sold a year later for 350k to some ahole who wanted to flip since it went back on sale for 399k instantly. It's still on the market with properties nearby priced at 320 and going down. I guess someone should have told him that this area is in low to mid 200's when it comes to affordability.

392   bubblesitter   2011 Mar 3, 12:31pm  

ChrisLA says

My wife and I were driving home one evening and saw a lot of signs for a place in our area. This was interesting to see because a realtor told us that all houses that are over 600k must be represented by an agent. So naturally after we saw a sign we wanted to see what this 600k thing in our neighborhood looks like.
It was an old average house, had some chandelier in the entrance not sure why. The asking price was 685k. This was just after the crash mind you, so prices started going down all over already at least half a year prior to this.
Realtor: “What do you think?”

Me: “I think its too overpriced.”

Realtor: “You are right I think it should be around 650, 685 is a bit high. ….” She proceeded in trying to get us as clients… that was the end of it.
That thing sold a year later for 350k to some ahole who wanted to flip since it went back on sale for 399k instantly. It’s still on the market with properties nearby priced at 320 and going down. I guess someone should have told him that this area is in low to mid 200’s when it comes to affordability.

As some one here said, Bubble seller sells it to a bubble buyer.

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