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Found guilty of the worst bowel movement ever
by
zzyzzx
on 1 Aug 2013
5 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.salon.com/2013/07/2 People with loose bowels, beware. Anyone who doesn't fully trust the integrity of their gastrointestinal system would be well-advised to stay far away from federal buildings. (Also, anyone ...
Individual health insurance rates to rise 30-40% next year under new law
by
zzyzzx
on 30 Jul 2013
6 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/n Individual health insurance rates to rise 30-40% next year under new law, Florida insurance chief says Health insurance rates in Florida will rise by 5 to 20 percent ...
Dog Eats Paralyzed Mans Testicle As He Sleeps
by
zzyzzx
on 31 Jul 2013
3 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/20 Dog Eats Paralyzed Man's Testicle As He Sleeps TRUMANN, Ark. (CBS Atlanta) – A paralyzed Arkansas man awoke to find blood on the muzzle of his dog and ...
Grumpy Cat Coffee Drink Only The Newest Piece Of Internet-Famous Pet Merchandise
by
zzyzzx
on 30 Jul 2013
7 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://consumerist.com/2013/07 Tarder Sauce, also known as Grumpy Cat, has the best merchandise empire this side of Boo the Pomeranian. Books, a movie, Friskies ads…that all makes sense. Iced coffee, ...
Resuscitation Expert Says End Is Reversible
by
zzyzzx
on 31 Jul 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://www.spiegel.de/internat Raising the dead may soon become medical reality. According to critical care physician Sam Parnia, modern resuscitation science will soon allow doctors to reanimate people up to 24 ...
I also test software with cat pictures!!!
by
zzyzzx
on 30 Jul 2013
Posted 13 years ago
http://chicagoist.com/2013/07/ THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STORY IN CHICAGO. Well, it was the most important story for at least 16 minutes, according to the Chicago Tribune. Yes, the Tribune ...
Detroit house still for sale after 519 days for the price of $1
by
zzyzzx
on 30 Jul 2013
4 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Detroit family home still for sale after 519 days despite being on the market for just $1 House built in 1915 has been listed for sale since May ...
New teeth grown from urine
by
zzyzzx
on 30 Jul 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/heal Scientists have grown rudimentary teeth out of the most unlikely of sources, human urine. The results, published in Cell Regeneration Journal, showed that urine could be used as ...
Many disability recipients admit they could work
by
zzyzzx
on 30 Jul 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://washingtonexaminer.com/ Recipients of federal disability checks often admit that they are capable of working but cannot or will not find a job, that those closest to them tell them ...
Pizzeria Owner Denies Masturbating In Kitchen After Security Picture Leaks
by
zzyzzx
on 18 Jul 2013
9 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ SAN DIEGO -- Come for the pizza! An employee already has, allegedly. The owner of Jersey Joe's Pizzeria told HuffPost Weird News today that he's not the guy ...
Subway Employee Puts His Penis On Sandwich Bread; Another Freezes His Urine
by
zzyzzx
on 23 Jul 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ Article has over a thousand comments already. Enjoy!
N.J. Bus Driver Suspended After Passenger Catches Him Masturbating On Job...
by
zzyzzx
on 12 Jul 2013
17 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.breitbart.com/Insta HACKENSACK, New Jersey (WABC) - A passenger on her evening commute captured shocking video of a New Jersey Transit bus driver allegedly performing a sex act on himself ...
Apple Sued For Porn Addiction: Man Says MacBook Cost His Marriage And Kids
by
zzyzzx
on 16 Jul 2013
9 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.ibtimes.com/apple-s Chris Sevier, a 36-year-old man from Tennessee, got so addicted to porn videos that his wife took his children and left him. Now he has sued Apple, saying ...
UK to start blocking online porn be default
by
zzyzzx
on 22 Jul 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2 Most households in the UK will have pornography blocked by their internet provider unless they choose to receive it, David Cameron has announced. In addition, the prime minister ...
Dubai offers citizens gold to lose weight
by
zzyzzx
on 19 Jul 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ Dubai offers citizens gold to lose weight In Dubai, city of opulence and excess, the obese are worth their (over) weight in gold. In an effort to fight ...
Urine-Powered Cellphone
by
zzyzzx
on 18 Jul 2013
4 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://gma.yahoo.com/urine-pow The scientists at the robotics lab, a joint venture between the University of West England and the University of Bristol, have made phone calls, sent text messages and ...
NYC Mayor Bloomberg now targets elevators: Take the stairs instead
by
zzyzzx
on 18 Jul 2013
Posted 13 years ago
http://www.washingtontimes.com New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has a new target on his ever-expanding list of “get fit” initiatives to residents — elevators and escalators. The mayor — who's ...
San Francisco TV Station falls for a hoax!!!
by
zzyzzx
on 16 Jul 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://www.kfbk.com/articles/k A San Francisco TV station appears to have been the victim of a hoax. During their noon news today, they read what they thought were the four names ...
School district loses $300K because students refuse to buy first ladys healthy
by
zzyzzx
on 12 Jul 2013
29 comments, latest
13 years ago
Indiana school district loses $300K because students refuse to buy first lady's healthy meals School officials in Carmel Clay, Ind., said they lost $300,000 last school year because students ...
America no longer worlds fattest developed nation, UN report says
by
zzyzzx
on 10 Jul 2013
14 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ne According to a new report from the United Nations Food and Agricultural Organization, the United States is no longer the world's fattest developed nation―Me is. Nearly a third ...
KY jelly causes post office evacuation
by
zzyzzx
on 12 Jul 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.waff.com/story/2279 GUNTERSVILLE, AL - US Postal Service officials have determined the substance that caused an evacuation of the Guntersville post office on Tuesday. Officials said the liquid, originally believed ...
New York school drops Michelle Obama lunch standards: Kids too hungry
by
zzyzzx
on 12 Jul 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.washingtontimes.com New York's Burnt Hills-Ballston Lake school district has become the latest casualty in first lady Michelle Obama's preferred lunch plan, dropping the menu after too many students complained ...
Couple died 'after window they had sex against broke'
by
zzyzzx
on 12 Jul 2013
5 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho A COUPLE are believed to have fallen to their deaths when a window they were having sex against gave way, say reports. The horrific accident allegedly happened in ...
Obamacare strikes again!
by
zzyzzx
on 11 Jul 2013
12 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.buffalonews.com/app Wegmans cuts health benefits for part-time workers The Rochester-based grocer that has been continually lauded for providing health insurance to its part-time workers will no longer offer that ...
Citi To Pay Nearly $1 Billion To Fannie Mae For Toxic Mortgages
by
zzyzzx
on 3 Jul 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://consumerist.com/2013/07 Citi announced that it has agreed to pay $968 million to Fannie Mae to put an end to its part in the matter. The agreement covers 3.7 million ...
Goldman sees 10-year yields hitting 4% by 2016
by
zzyzzx
on 8 Jul 2013
3 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/t The 10-year Treasury note 10 YEAR had its yield outlook raised by Goldman Sachs on Sunday. The investment bank hiked its expectations for the trajectory of the benchmark ...
More Americans View Blacks As Racist Than Whites, Hispanics
by
zzyzzx
on 3 Jul 2013
Posted 13 years ago
http://www.rasmussenreports.co Wednesday, July 03, 2013 Americans consider blacks more likely to be racist than whites and Hispanics in this country. Thirty-seven percent (37%) of American Adults think most black ...
L-cup breasts, soon to become size MMM
by
zzyzzx
on 2 Jul 2013
Posted 13 years ago
http://www.hlntv.com/video/201 She says she's been offered multiple employment opportunities as a result of her enhancements Article is complete with a video.
Travon's Involvement With Burglaries Covered Up
by
zzyzzx
on 2 Jul 2013
Posted 13 years ago
Trayvon Martin's Involvement In Local Burglaries Covered Up By Media, School, Police, Prosecutors Jun 28, 2013 Ironically were it not for Frances Robles writing a Miami Herald article on ...
Hacking the World Economy with a 3D Printer
by
zzyzzx
on 17 Jun 2013
17 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ NEW YORK (MainStreet)—It's called a printer but really is a manufacturing plant in a box. 3-D printers can build an object, layer upon layer, from plastic, metal, glass, ...
Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany'
by
zzyzzx
on 1 Jul 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new Bestiality brothels are 'spreading through Germany' warns campaigner as abusers turn to sex with animals as 'lifestyle choice' Bestiality brothels are spreading through Germany faster than ever thanks ...
New Jersey man falls into coma, wakes up in Poland
by
zzyzzx
on 27 Jun 2013
3 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/si Sixty-nine-year-old Wladyslaw Haniszewski had lived in the U.S. for about 30 years. But when the New Jersey resident fell into a coma he awoke to find himself in ...
Man caught having sex with couch avoids jail but gets banned from watching porn
by
zzyzzx
on 27 Jun 2013
8 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.nydailynews.com/new Gerard Streator, of Wisconsin, was found humping the furniture by an off-duty cop. A Wisconsin man busted for having sex with a couch dumped on the street has ...
Do you look like Hitler? The History Channel may have a job for you
by
zzyzzx
on 27 Jun 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://www.nydailynews.com/new Producers are also seeking lookalikes of Winston Churchill and Franklin D. Roosevelt. No acting experience required. The History Channel posted an ad on Philadelphia Craigslist looking for people ...
Boston turns to porn after Game 6 loss in Stanley Cup Final
by
zzyzzx
on 27 Jun 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/b For many die-hard fans of the sport, hockey is their mistress. It is something to escape with for a while, have some fun with and experience the ultimate ...
Taco Bell Worker Accused Of Groping Drive-Thru Customers Breasts
by
zzyzzx
on 26 Jun 2013
3 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://consumerist.com/2013/06 Two Taco Bell customers have accused an employee of the fast food chain of getting way too hands-on while handing out food at the drive-thru, alleging that the ...
Man removes chunk of his penis at middle school after eating shrooms
by
zzyzzx
on 26 Jun 2013
2 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://news.yahoo.com/bad-trip Late one night last week, police found a naked 41-year-old man wailing in agony outside Ypsilanti Middle School in Ypsilanti, Mich. During what had to have been a ...
Immigration Bill Has Taxpayer Subsidized ObamaCars for Youths
by
zzyzzx
on 25 Jun 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://12160info.lefora.com/20 Immigration Bill Has Taxpayer Subsidized ObamaCars for Youths Breitbart News has learned there is a provision included in the immigration bill that could be used to give free ...
Big Law Firm to Cut Lawyers and Some Partner Pay
by
zzyzzx
on 24 Jun 2013
1 comment, latest
13 years ago
http://dealbook.nytimes.com/20 One of the country's most prestigious and profitable law firms is laying off a large number of lawyers and support staff, as well as reducing the pay of ...
Obama warns EU over high youth unemployment
by
zzyzzx
on 19 Jun 2013
13 comments, latest
13 years ago
http://news.yahoo.com/obama-wa Obama warns of lost generation due to high youth unemployment in Europe BERLIN (AP) -- President Barack Obama raised the prospect Wednesday that Europe might need to adjust ...
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