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1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2019 Jan 18, 11:58am   ↑ like (8)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And I raise you $100 and call...
Royal Flush whadaya Got?
6   Booger   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 18, 5:18am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SunnyvaleCA says
OMG. Have you seen the "gillette fusion führer edition" image? Please don't take offence. I just found this one particularly funny as a mockery of Gillette; it's certainly showing you-know-who as an example of bad. I don't want to make the thread NSFW, so here's a link.

https://www.google.com/search?q=gillette+fusion+f%C3%BChrer+edition+meme&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=r5dqgz7Toy1Z6M%253A%252CuBKgi40iLSS5nM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kQvFK49QTCeGTVVC1wR6VyWY5iS0g&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiXk_OD-PbfAhVRFjQIHcFrC-wQ9QEwAHoECAUQBA#imgrc=r5dqgz7Toy1Z6M:

7   steverbeaver   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 17, 11:02pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The conversation on this has made me realize something very important about myself. Previously, I noticed a certain pep-in-my-step but couldn't really describe it any other way. After just hearing about this controversy, and some serious introspection, I realized that I have rape-step. The best path forward that I can think of is to just accept it- that I was born this way and it's not my choice. I must oppress simply be being. Now everywhere I go I know that I am just being myself... and that's OK. My rape-vision? Well, that's completely fine by me too. I need to believe in myself, even if it means sacrificing everything.
8   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 17, 8:42pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I am consistently impressed by the degree to which men assume that what they want is what women want, and vice versa.

Men think they need to be pretty. Not true! Ugly bastards get laid all the time. They just need the attitude and the money.

Women think they need to be "strong, independent women". Wrongo! Women desperately want strong independent men but really just need to be pretty themselves to gain commitment from some guy.
9   REpro   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 17, 3:08pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Since the Shutdown began, the President has canceled planned travel and stayed in Washington, ready to make a deal. On the other side, Speaker Pelosi took a vacation to Hawaii days after the Shutdown began, and over 30 Democratic Members of Congress took a chartered flight to Puerto Rico for a retreat with lobbyists and corporate executives."
10   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 17, 12:21pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Now that Pelosi has to pay a price for the shut down, maybe she will negotiate. Next step should be Congressional salaries stopped until the shut down is over.
11   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2019 Jan 17, 8:42am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

At 81 he has nothing to lose by sending his Son feet first to meet his maker.
He would be better taken care of in prison.

Probably his fault for raising a disrespectful Liberal that thinks all of their problems were caused by people and everyone born before them.
12   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 16, 9:11pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I think we will know we have reached peak SJW when they start accusing inanimate objects of RACISM!
13   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 16, 5:42pm   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

How cute. Moonbeam Jr. is already proposing new taxes to squander! Give him a rattle.
15   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 20, 11:55am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ThreeBays says
Referendums of the unwashed masses don't lead to well informed decisions.


(sarcasm on)

That's right, such stupid ordinary people should rely on the elite to make their decisions for them.

In fact, why do we let the unwashed masses vote at all? They do silly things like voting to keep their national borders intact.

(sarcasm off)
17   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 19, 10:10pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

1960-2016 Question Authority
2016- Questioning Authority is Racist, Sexist, Homophobic, Transphobic and Xenophobic.
18   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 19, 6:55pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What do you expect from a guy that fucks his best friends wife.
19   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 18, 6:13pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

https://local.theonion.com/woman-didn-t-know-progress-on-toxic-masculinity-would-t-1831869468?utm_source=patrick.net

APPLETON, WI—Expressing disbelief at her romantic partner’s dramatic behavioral shift, local woman Emily Kittleson, 30, told reporters Friday that she had not expected her boyfriend’s attempts to recognize and curtail toxic masculinity would eventually turn him into a “weepy little pansy.” “Christ, I know the dope is trying to be conscious of the effects of his words and actions and to be more open and honest with his emotions, but there’s got to be a limit,” said Kittleson of her boyfriend Shane Magnusen, 31, whose efforts to reject toxic masculinity have begun to irritate her as she claims he has evolved into “a fragile fucking flower about everything” in recent weeks. “Of course I’m happy for social progress and all, but this ineffectual shit is not what I signed up for. Instead of suppressing his emotions about major issues in his life, he cries at sad commercials. Our fights used to be him screaming at me for a few minutes and that was it, not great but not terrible. Then last night we get into an argument that somehow turns into me nodding and making comforting noises while he talks about his strained relationship with his dad until well after midnight. Like, come on, I don’t have time to indulge this self-centered crap.” Kittleson was also compelled to interrupt her statements twice, groaning and rolling her eyes while responding to text messages from Shane regarding their couples’ therapy appointments later that week.


It's a joke, but it's not a joke. Any relationship in which the man turns SJW is doomed. Women are disgusted by weepy men.
20   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 18, 5:40pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

theoakman says
It's the fact that this stuff has infiltrateted every single aspect of our lives that we now have to see it in a razor commercial for men's razors...of all places.


This.
21   Heraclitusstudent   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 18, 2:57pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

marcus says
It was just a commercial. Get over yourself.


The backlash kind of shows the accumulated resentment against the mainstream constant shaming & blaming of anything vaguely masculine, the blatant disregard of any male suffering, contrasting with the minute by minute coddling of poor "girls", the constant demand of more 'equality' translating into pussy passes and lowering of standards, the #meToo 0-due-process bullying and/or lynching, etc, etc...

It ain't funny anymore.
24   mell   ignore (2)   2019 Jan 17, 4:13pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Great move. Love it. Best president ever so far.
25   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 17, 1:02pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Can't wait for the WaPo to try and twist this as "Hardworking America's Democratic Representatives stymied by Dictator"
26   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2019 Jan 17, 11:49am   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Look AT ME!!!

I'm the event canceler NOW!
27   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 16, 9:06pm   ↑ like (5)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
Wikipedia -
" Zero Hedge expanded into non-financial analysis,[c] where its editorial has been labelled by some as being associated with the "alt-right",[10][11] as well as being anti-establishment, conspiratorial, and showing a pro-Russian-bias.[10][9] Zero Hedge in-house content is posted under the pseudonym "Tyler Durden"; however, the founder and main editor was identified as Daniel Ivandjiiski.[9]

Wikipedia -
"Daniel Ivandjiiski (Bulgarian: Данаил Иванджийски, born 8 November 1978) is a Bulgarian born,"


It's not from Zero Hedge. The original article is from http://charleshughsmith.blogspot.com/ I updated the post above to reflect that. Zero Hedge was just quoting.

I've met Charles Hughs Smith. He's a good guy. To call him "alt-right" would be so far off the mark as to be laughable. More of a hippie/commie type.

But the Left has no defense these days for the harm they have done to a hundred million workers by exporting their jobs and importing replacement workers that they have to assign guilt to their victims somehow to make themselves feel better. Usually with the "alt-right" smear, or "racism", or various other -isms.

It's getting kinda tiring since it is so predictable.
32   theoakman   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 21, 10:39am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

haha...she don't look like she's skipping any meals. I literally bought a 20 pound bag of rice and 20 pounds of Pork shoulder. It's enough to feed me for a month if I wanted. It cost me under 30 bucks.
34   Quigley   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 21, 8:27am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The only solution to this problem is widespread adoption of MAGA hats by conservatives everywhere with resulting drama covered by an increasingly hysterical mass media. Eventually everyone will be red pilled to the psychosis the media has generated surrounding that simple innocuous article of clothing. And the trigger will fade.

Those Covington catholic boys made a good start!
35   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 20, 6:58pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

All woman version of it was boring shit.
36   CBOEtrader   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 20, 6:42pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

We've been in 1984, but these last few days have redpilled a huge number of people. Between SJW gillete anti male or this transparent attempt to label KIDS as racists deserving of societal vengeance...

It's not cool anymore, and people know it.
37   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 Jan 20, 3:50pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Agreed. Personally, I like most Mexicans I've met. They remind me of the Irish from 150 years ago. Catholic, big families, menial jobs, some social problems, but basically good people.

On the other hand, they should come here legally like other immigrants. To let them jump to the head of the line by breaking the law is just wrong.

We need:

1. prison time for all employers of illegals
2. the wall
38   theoakman   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 20, 1:46pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-19/extremely-disturbing-footage-deadly-mexico-pipeline-explosion-surfaces

Extremely disturbing footage of the aftermath of a giant fireball that burst from an illegal gasoline pipeline tap near a small town north of Mexico City has surfaced online.

As we reported earlier, at least 66 people have been confirmed dead after a geyser of gasoline ignited at the site of the illegal tap, instantly engulfing the surrounding area in flames.

Reports from the scene described piles of charred bodies so badly burned that responders struggled to separate and identify the individuals.




A very similar case happened in Nigeria. People drilling into a gasoline pipe to steal gas, then an explosion a...


Not to politicize the thread, but one party wants to import these people en masse. This kind of stupid shit doesn't happen in the US....yet.
39   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Jan 20, 8:35am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ThreeBays says
* Make up straw-men and then knock them down.


Why does it have to be a straw-men, why not a straw-women or better yet Stong-Woman (herpa derp)? Typical Patriarchy mansplaning scum no doubt you must be a white male cisgender how dare you even speak!
40   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2019 Jan 20, 8:19am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Example: Talk about the #1 Negative Environment for Children - being raised by a Single Mother. Branded a controlling Misogynist.



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