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Thank you Mr. Johnson for this post. Where to start?
#1 I am afraid of my Johnson getting sunburned.
#2 I am afraid that if I put suntan lotion on my Johnson, I may never get out of the house.
#3 I don't want to see naked dudes.
#4 I don't want to see naked women unless they have hot bodies. Nudists tend to be on the fat, wrinkly, fugly side.
#5 That reator needs to see a doctor. She's all swollen under her tank top. Maybe she's allergic to bees. Big fucking bees.
Biff
Dan8267
2012 Aug 9, 10:11am
What you think nudists look like, only naked.
What nudists actually look like.
And that is why you should never buy a house in a nudist colony.
Oh. Yeah. We don't like the fake ones. We do not like them one bit. No sir. We don't like the fake ones.
Biff
Summer is waning. Anyone else thinking of buying a home in a warm area? How about at an all-nude housing community?
We did some background checking: http://www.movoto.com/blog/real-estate-tips/what-you-secretly-wanted-to-know-about-nudist-house-hunting-but-were-afraid-to-ask/
Thoughts?
Nick at Movoto Real Estate
#housing