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Kids are horrible investments


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2012 Dec 29, 10:07am   36,054 views  97 comments

by Peter P   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

Kids cost a fortune to raise. Besides, they make you less adaptable to changes. They also increase your risk exposure in the unlikely event of a divorce. Kids are harmful to the environment because overpopulation creates all kinds of ills.

Is there even any tangible upside in having children?

* If you care about genetics, we are all 99.9% identical anyway.
* If you want followers, starting a religion is more practical.
* If you want a small and cute companion, get a pet.
* If you want to keep your surname alive, write a fucking novel. (Or better yet, start an immortal corporation.)

#investing

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95   TinkerB   2013 Jan 3, 10:48am  

An article on Parenting and Happiness:
http://nymag.com/news/features/67024/

96   RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks   2013 Jan 3, 11:21am  

instead of "investing" $250K in a child, put that money in a mutual fund, and use the interest to pay someone to come to your house once/twice a week to talk to you when you are older. you would get more bang for your buck. he/she may even clean the house for you.

that and "investing" in a marriage is like buying a stock whose company has a 50% chance of going bankrupted.

97   Moderate Infidel   2013 Jan 3, 11:31am  

My investment in my daughter has paid dividends.
Maybe you are investing your sperm/egg with the wrong investment vehicle.

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