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tvgnus says

Americans' desire to lose weight does not necessarily translate into their doing anything to achieve it

Translation although Michelle Obama did her whistle stop tour to poke fingers into Fatty's bulge, the fat fuck still wont get off his ass starve him self to death to achieve the Liberals "Gattaca" pov of perfect weight and perfect citizen. Today it's "The perfect weight" yesteryear it was "Blue eyes and blonde hair" was the moniker of upstanding "Comrades".

I say we round up all of the fatsos, and make them wear white arm bands with Porky the pig on them. Just so we can keep straight who's over weight and who's not.

Because you can't always go by girth alone, Michelle Obama's ass must be 5 feet wide, but she's as true blue as they come and it would be crime against the state to ever call her our for enjoying that extra Quarter pounder and shake. She damn sure isn't starving her self on a popers diet, like she has the school kids on.
Or she'd look more like a super model than Oprah's fry cook.

And Hilary's ass is so wide, she blocks out the sun in three states every time she stands at the podium.

Ever notice how well the First Ladies' pet causes are completely futile , if not somehow harmful. Ex. Nancy Reagans "just say no".

Indiana Jones says

Ever notice how well the First Ladies' pet causes are completely futile , if not somehow harmful. Ex. Nancy Reagans "just say no".

yes, as in Barbara Bush's Foundation for Family Literacy

http://barbarabushfoundation.com/

Americans learning to read, how silly is that!

Next they'll be expecting Americans to walk and chew gum at the same time - or be able to find France on a globe.

Nothing harms our children more than reading, not using drugs, and not being obese. I smell a United Nations plot!

CaptainShaddup says

Today it's "The perfect weight" yesteryear it was "Blue eyes and blonde hair" was the moniker of upstanding "Comrades".

Methinks you are convoluting your Evil Empires...

APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says

Hillary BIG!

BIG!

Love at first sight?

CaptainShuddup says

And Hilary's ass is so wide, she blocks out the sun in three states every time she stands at the podium.

Good for shade in the summer and heat in the winter.

New Renter says

Methinks you are convoluting your Evil Empires...

Every evil empire needs a pariah class, ever see an obese Atheist?

Eat more fat , eat less sugar.

Fat satiates, Sugar makes you hungry.

protein and fat keeps you full eating less and not getting fat. I lost 100 pounds on low carb diet and kept it off with moderate exercise.

Well, I am skinny myself, but tend to like large women.
Conclusion: This thread sucks. :P

Bible warned us against gluttony, but you people didn't want to listen...

Call it Crazy says

Automan Empire says

Well, I am skinny myself, but tend to like large women.

I heard it said that the fat ones were the fun ones....

Keep in mind that there are two classes of chubby chasers on this thread. One kind chases them with a fork.

I'm not a big fan of fb but I do check it to see what the family is doing - unfortunately, there have been a veritable plethora of sponsored posts showing Rachel Ray, Dr. Oz, Oprah, the doctors and other talk show hosts - all of them bragging about fat reducing secrets.

Their secret? Camera angles, special camera lenses, bulimia, anorexia, slathering makeup on with a trowel, etc. Yet people still believe the hype and buy the shit they're selling.

People should eat less and exercise more. And stop expecting that there's a pill for everything.

There are also a bunch with Ellen DeGeneres touting a special anti-wrinkle secret. People buy that too.

Automan Empire says

Well, I am skinny myself, but tend to like large women.
Conclusion: This thread sucks. :P

Is this you??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XwykFA6iqo

People should eat less and exercise more.

Well,,,,when it comes to obesity, this is often not the solution.

Most overweight folk, aren't necessarily suffering from an excess of calories. Fat gain and fat loss, is driven by the QUALITY of calories, not the QUANTITY of calories.

That the American populace is so ignorant to the inner workings of their own body, is beyond sad. If you don't know how your body works, how can you succeed at life? It should be the first two things that anyone is taught at any type of education. Human biology, and nutrition, are far more important than any other type of education, and in this country, the 99% don't know fucking squat. They don't know how their bodies work, they don't know how to fix their bodies when they aren't working properly.

How can one look at society, and say that we have come so far,,,,how can one call this progress? People are fat and stupid and that is a function of their diet.

Not to mention a backup source of natural gas.
Ceffer says

CaptainShuddup says

And Hilary's ass is so wide, she blocks out the sun in three states every time she stands at the podium.

Good for shade in the summer and heat in the winter.

tvgnus says

Just 18 percent are at ideal weight Americans' desire to lose weight does not necessarily translate into their doing anything to achieve it, according to a new survey by polling firm Gallup Inc.

In udder woids, the desire to be skinny, is this Hipster generation's Pet Fucking rock. The whole affair of openly attacking fat people in any context just so the first lady can drive home a political point for her inept husband. Will be as fleeting as Disco.

Michelle Obama will have love handles with in 5 to 10 years of her leaving office. And so will most of you, who like to chime in on a good ole fashioned zing fatty.

Hows the HFCS production going, and how many more products did they manage to hide the shit in yesterday, and the day before that.

CaptainShuddup says

Translation although Michelle Obama did her whistle stop tour to poke fingers into Fatty's bulge, the fat fuck still wont get off his ass starve him self to death to achieve the Liberals "Gattaca" pov of perfect weight and perfect citizen. Today it's "The perfect weight" yesteryear it was "Blue eyes and blonde hair" was the moniker of upstanding "Comrades".

Typical conservative hypocrisy. Every first lady takes on some cause to advocate. Michelle Obama choose the least controversial cause possible: feed children good food. It's such a no-brainer that only a person with no brain would object to it. But because it's Obama's wife, the conservatives have to attack it.

To compare Michelle's feed children actual food campaign to Nazi Germany is utterly ridiculous by any standard. It is also hypocritical given that there is a campaign of a first lady that does warrant comparison to Nazi Germany. I'm talking about Nancy Reagan's War on Drugs. Let's see what that has in common with Nazi Germany.

1. Both are racially motivated and have led to the deaths of countless ethnic minorities.
2. Both used secret police, false arrest, planting of evidence
3. Both violated human and civil rights
4. Both involved mass imprisonment of non-violent persons guilty of bullshit offenses that should never have been crimes and are selectively enforced.
5. Both ripped apart families and caused immense human suffering.
6. Both subjugated ethnic people to poverty and turned them into second class citizens with fewer rights including the right to vote.
7. Both involved massive spying on civilians.

It's Nancy Reagan and her War on Drugs that is like the Gestapo. Yet, no "small government" conservative has ever objected to Nancy Reagan and her big government, nanny state War on Drugs. But Michelle Obama wants children to eat real food, so she's a Nazi. What fucking hypocrisy.

Anyone who bitches about Michelle Obama's food for children campaign would bitch no matter what the hell she did.

You think she would have mentioned that her public elitist policy of healthful foods, only served to create a premium on, that all the motherfuckers in Washington enjoys in their Wholefoods, and major Food Service industries, and as well as the unregulated on food commodities profit returns.

She forgot to mention all of that while she was on her "get Fatty" tour.

Nor does she mention that the very health state that she is riling against, her husband, congress and senators alike continue to perpetuate with the Big Corn subsidies, where it is soved in our gas tank, then the surplus is dumped in all food products that only the poor have access to.

I sure would like to see the list of SNAP recipients that shop at Wholefoods. They are probably shopping at "Save A Lot" or some formulation there of. There business model is duping people into thinking they save money. Yet if you go there, fresh meats are just as expensive as any major Retail grocery chain.
What they do have is isles and isles and freezer sections of the worlds most unhealthful fatty and corn sweetened enhanced products ever known to man. You'll find like 5lb bags of Chicken wings soaked in brine solution of HFCS, and sodium for $3.99. But if you bought fresh chicken wings there you would expect to pay $13.00 for the same amount of untainted poultry.

CaptainShuddup says

You think she would have mentioned that her public elitist policy of healthful foods, only served to create a premium on, that all the motherfuckers in Washington enjoys in their Wholefoods, and major Food Service industries, and as well as the unregulated on food commodities profit returns.

You are entitled to your own opinions, no matter how fucked up they are, but you are not entitled to your own facts.

http://www.rakuten.com/prod/american-grown/225056260.html

In April 2009, First Lady Michelle Obama planted a kitchen garden on the White House's South Lawn. It is a garden with roots in the American past, stretching back to George Washington, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, but it is also a garden very much designed for America's future. As fresh vegetables, fruit, and herbs sprouted from the ground, this White House Kitchen Garden inspired a new conversation all across the country about the food we feed our families and the impact it has on the health and well-being of our children.

Now, in her first-ever book, American Grown, Mrs. Obama invites you inside the White House Kitchen Garden and shares its inspiring story, from the first planting to the latest harvest. Hear about her worries as a novice gardener ? would the new plants even grow? Learn about her struggles and her joys as lettuce, corn, tomatoes, collards and kale, sweet potatoes and rhubarb flourished in the freshly tilled soil. Get an unprecedented behind-the-scenes look at every season of the garden's growth, with striking original photographs that bring its story to life. Try the unique recipes created by top White House chefs and made with ingredients freshly-picked from the White House garden. And learn from the White House Garden team about how you can help plant your own backyard, school or community garden.

If American families followed Michelle Obama's lead and planted fruits and vegetables in their backyards, Whole Foods would lose business, not gain it.

Now where exactly did you put your outrage for Nancy Reagan, whose failed Drug War cost countless lives, ripped apart families (you know, the things that create "family values"), and cost taxpayers $40 trillion? And that's just counting the direct costs. Include indirect costs like loss of productivity and resulting poverty, and it's likely 10 times that amount. Where the hell is your outrage over her?

You and her are as clueless to the plight of Family nutrition as the Publix holiday commercials, that always depicts some upper upper middle class family discussing one child returning home from Ivy League school while another kid is discussing where they will vacation in Europe when they graduate, holiday season Commercial.

"Happy Holidays from our family to yours."

I remember when those adverts were a little more realistic of their clientele, before the invent of the Wholefoods(Fuck me in the ass) shopper.

Dan8267 says

If American families followed Michelle Obama's lead and planted fruits and vegetables in their backyards, Whole Foods would lose business, not gain it.

They would get fined by the City moron!

YOu can't cultivate your whole yard, fuck most people don't even have a yard, then there's sun exposure, there's all of these obstacles with out even considering zoning laws that prohibit you from plowing up your yard and sewing rows and rows of corn and tomatoes in your front yard. Can't squeeze it in the back because that's for yams and potatoes.

Really grow your own food, have you ever farmed or grew any produce on a scale that will feed a family? It's not something you do in a Goddamn Flower pot Senior Clueless.

And those that have land to farm and live in rural areas void of local zoning laws that prohibit them from growing, aren't looking for Michelle's permission to farm.
Actually they are probably looking for permission from her husband, who sucked Monsanto dick every chance he got in the last 5 years, that makes it even more difficult for that Lot to even do so.
Nothing grows in this fucking country with out Mansanto saying so!

Think she could mention any of that? No NO, hmmm Yeah... perhaps?

CaptainShuddup says

You and her are as clueless to the plight of Family nutrition as the Publix holiday commercials,

What the hell does Publix, a local grocery chain, have to do with Michelle advocating healthy eating? Michelle writes a book about growing vegetables in a garden and does a few press releases where she shows some kids that vegetables can look appetizing. There is no government coercion forcing kids to eat healthy.

In contrast, Nancy Reagan's War on Drugs means that you personally can be stopped by a cop without cause, have a gun pointed at your head, forced to strip naked and to let the cop stick his hand up your ass, all in the name of protecting kids from drugs. And this literally happens every fucking day in America. Where is your outrage over that?

If you conservatives actually believed, even slightly, in the things you say you believe in like small government, the rights of individuals, and personal responsibility, then you would be outraged at Nancy Reagan and her war on drugs. Michelle Obama would not even be a blip on your radar.

The only reason to attack Michelle over her healthy food cause is to vicariously attack Barrack Obama for yet another bullshit reason. If you conservatives could just pull your head out of your asses, you'd find plenty of legitimate reasons to attack Obama like
1. Drone strikes against civilians
2. Gitmo
3. NSA domestic spying
4. Illegal wiretapping
5. Continuing the war on drugs when all presidents for the past 25 years have been drug users who would not have been eligible for being president had they been prosecuted like the common man.
6. Wasting money and lives on pointless wars.

Just to name a few things. But, of course, you conservatives can't bitch about these things because they are exactly what you want to continue. Romney and every Republican candidate for the past 20 years, except Ron Paul, was for all of those things. And that's why you need to make up fake controversies like Kenya, Benghazi, IRS-gate, and vegetable-gate.

CaptainShuddup says

They would get fined by the City moron!

I live in Boca. Half of the neighbors have fruit trees in their yards.

CaptainShuddup says

there's all of these obstacles with out even considering zoning laws that prohibit you from plowing up your yard and sewing rows and rows of corn and tomatoes in your front yard.

There's a huge difference between growing vegetables and running a large farm. Back in Philadelphia, my family grew tomatoes and strawberries in their backyard. We never had a complaint from anyone and the city never hassled us.

But if local government is out of control as you think, the answer is simple. Have a federal law granting people the right to grow fruits and vegetables on their property. Problem solved. Yep, using the federal government, not state or local since evidently that's the problem.

CaptainShuddup says

Really grow your own food, have you ever farmed or grew any produce on a scale that will feed a family?

A false dichotomy and a Straw Man argument. Michelle Obama has never said that families need to grow all their foods. You're thinking of Apocolypsefuck. Michelle just wrote a book where she showed how a family could grow some of its food, make a family project out of it (you know, to promote family values), and eat healthy as a result. OMFG, she's Satan!

Meanwhile, your Reagans ripped apart families, turned this nation into a police state, pissed all over the Constitution, and drove us into bankruptcy with Nancy's War on Drugs. Where again is your outrage over that?