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1   curious2   ignore (0)   2014 Jan 10, 2:32am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Just in time for "Fallujah, Part II: wounded warriors take revenge."

2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 10, 3:00am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

As if breaking your toes, slashing your shins and taking up all the parking real estate wasn't enough, now they want to singe your eyebrows off.

Hey man, need a light? EEEEYOW!!

3   EBGuy   ignore (0)   2014 Jan 10, 3:10am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The How Berkeley Can You Be Parade went down hill fast once they banned open flames.
Another entry featured a flame thrower affixed to a chair on a hydraulic lift, "until the Fire Department freaked out," Solomon said.

4   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 10, 3:28am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is how AF should be planning his retirement.

5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 10, 4:02am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The 500 pound WalMart scooter queens can now clear a path to their favorite blue label special deals.

6   curious2   ignore (0)   2014 Jan 10, 4:14am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says

The 500 pound WalMart scooter queens can now clear a path to their favorite blue label special deals.

...while cooking a nutritious dinner at the same time. All it needs is a 10' skewer on the front, so that the handicapped can savor equal access to Walmart's imminent cannibal anarchy.

Walmart: rolling back prices (and heads!) to 1459, just in time for Valentine's Day!

7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2014 Jan 10, 4:24am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

They can feature dueling cripples at monster truck rallies' half-time ceremonies. Send out 20 of these fucking guys to toast each other like Mad Max gladiators. People will go nuts when one gets lit!

8   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 10, 9:16am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

They can feature dueling cripples at monster truck rallies' half-time ceremonies.

Cripple fight?

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

9   JodyChunder   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 10, 10:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

That's a mighty fine succulent to be flambe'-ing all willy-nilly.

Asshole!

10   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2014 Jan 10, 11:15am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Still needs an additional Gatling gun added, for extra protection.

11   curious2   ignore (0)   2014 Jan 10, 11:19am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

zzyzzx says

Still needs an additional Gatling gun added, for extra protection.

True, you can never be too safe.

12   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 10, 11:50am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

curious2 says

zzyzzx says

Still needs an additional Gatling gun added, for extra protection.

True, you can never be too safe.

And a Hyabusa engine. The gasoline can also feed the flamethrower.

13   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2014 Jan 10, 12:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

You can clear a lot of snow with that thing. Just make sure the neighbors don't rat you out to the cops.

14   New Renter   ignore (11)   2014 Jan 10, 4:34pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Dan8267 says

You can clear a lot of snow with that thing. Just make sure the neighbors don't rat you out to the cops.

Would you rat on a neighbor with a flamethrower? Really?


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