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House cat with "history of violence" attacks baby, traps family in bedroom
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2014 Mar 10, 10:13pm 19,391 views 54 comments
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finehoe
2014 Mar 19, 12:14pm
I don't like cats, never did.
People who say that are usually really saying "I don't understand why a cat doesn't act like a dog."
New Renter
2014 Mar 19, 1:54pm
Cat whisperer heading to Oregon after attack
I've seen the show. If that guy can't help this family nobody can.
I don't like cats, never did.
People who say that are usually really saying "I don't understand why a cat doesn't act like a dog."
One of the reasons felines don't act like dogs is that they are significantly less intelligent than dogs.
New Renter
2014 Mar 19, 3:25pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
I've seen the show. If that guy can't help this family nobody can.
Maybe he'll just hatchet the cat!
No, if this guy were to hatchet anyone it'd be the dad.
New Renter
2014 Mar 19, 3:29pm
I don't like cats, never did.
People who say that are usually really saying "I don't understand why a cat doesn't act like a dog."
One of the reasons felines don't act like dogs is that they are significantly less intelligent than dogs.
I have a cat who:
Follows me around constantly
Drinks from a toilet
Poops on the lawn
Grooms his personal area whenever and wherever.
All dog like signs of great intelligence.
I don't like cats, never did.
People who say that are usually really saying "I don't understand why a cat doesn't act like a dog."
One of the reasons felines don't act like dogs is that they are significantly less intelligent than dogs.
I have a cat who:
Follows me around constantly
Drinks from a toilet
Poops on the lawn
Grooms his personal area whenever and wherever.
All dog like signs of great intelligence.
I no longer own any cats but my girlfriend does, and it, as well as any of my previous childhood cats never:
Took a fish from my hand on our boat, and swam it over to a complete stranger on the shore over a 100 yards away without a scale out of place.
Spent 45 minutes in a successful attempt to retrieve a crippled, diving duck in a choppy Salton Sea, going so far out I could no longer see her.
Stormed through thorny, dense brush to retrieve downed quail with no concern for her own well being.
Crashed through morning ice on a pond, to retrieve geese and ducks.
Let the enthusiasm in her eyes fade while scanning the skies for birds, no matter how miserable the weather conditions, whether it be extreme cold or heat.
Defended my home and campsite from man and beast alike.
Never failed to greet me at the door full of excitement when I come home from work.
I honestly think if my girlfriend and I dropped dead right in front of her cat, the only thought that would go through it's head as it hopped over our corpses to grab a snack would be, "why the hell aren't they up stroking my back?". Her cat is nothing like my dog.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2014 Mar 19, 10:02pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
KomeiniCat should have his own TV show.
Every week a convicted banker is thrown into a cell to struggle for his or her life in a steel cage match with the deal-dealing feline.
Who is your favorite? Cat or Banker? Who will live? Find out after this message from Yam Patch International.
I will live.
Robber Baron Elite Scum
2014 Mar 19, 10:05pm
The banker doesn't stand a chance. Cats aren't known for their kindness toward vermin.
Says a peasant.
New Renter
2014 Mar 20, 2:00am
Took a fish from my hand on our boat, and swam it over to a complete stranger on the shore over a 100 yards away without a scale out of place.
My cat does not steal from me.
Spent 45 minutes in a successful attempt to retrieve a crippled, diving duck in a choppy Salton Sea, going so far out I could no longer see her.
Stormed through thorny, dense brush to retrieve downed quail with no concern for her own well being.
Crashed through morning ice on a pond, to retrieve geese and ducks.
Let the enthusiasm in her eyes fade while scanning the skies for birds, no matter how miserable the weather conditions, whether it be extreme cold or heat.
Defended my home and campsite from man and beast alike.
My cats eliminate rodents from the neighborhood for which my neighbors are appreciative. They also entertain neighborhood kids. Did I mention they accompany my family on neighborhood walks? Yep they do and no leash necessary.
Never failed to greet me at the door full of excitement when I come home from work.
Ditto.
I honestly think if my girlfriend and I dropped dead right in front of her cat, the only thought that would go through it's head as it hopped over our corpses to grab a snack would be, "why the hell aren't they up stroking my back?". Her cat is nothing like my dog.
Try a cheetah:
http://www.cheetah.org/?&nd=faq&base=151
cats stink up your house.
No they don't when the litterbox is kept clean.
I'm sure you're not innocent of that crime yourself.
Y
2014 Mar 20, 2:19am
The catshitfilled litterbox stinks up your house.
If kept clean, then the stinky smell of unused cat litter stinks up your house.
Dogs have the common decency to at least shit outside.
cats stink up your house.
No they don't when the litterbox is kept clean.
My cat does not steal from me.
Haha. I put the fish in her mouth and sent her over to an old guy on shore who was crying about all the fish I was catching and releasing.
My cats eliminate rodents from the neighborhood for which my neighbors are appreciative
There are no rats or mice where I live for her to kill(although she has killed a few gophers). But when moving equipment at my parents' ranch, she probably killed a dozen rats when I lifted up the stuff with a skip loader. I was actually surprised by this since she is trained to bring back game with a soft mouth but she instinctively knew these were pests because she would quickly break their backs and instantly turn her attention to looking for more fleeing rodents.
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New Renter
2014 Mar 20, 2:45am
Dogs have the common decency to at least shit outside.
Not always:
New Renter
2014 Mar 20, 2:50am
My cat does not steal from me.
Haha. I put the fish in her mouth and sent her over to an old guy on shore who was crying about all the fish I was catching and releasing.
Impressive!; however, cats can do even better than that:
http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/06/world/americas/brazil-jailbreak-cat/
My cats eliminate rodents from the neighborhood for which my neighbors are appreciative
There are no rats or mice where I live for her to kill(although she has killed a few gophers). But when moving equipment at my parents' ranch, she probably killed a dozen rats when I lifted up the stuff with a skip loader. I was actually surprised by this since she is trained to bring back game with a soft mouth but she instinctively knew these were pests because she would quickly break their backs and instantly turn her attention to looking for more fleeing rodents.
Good dog!
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(Reuters) - A rampaging, 22-pound Oregon house cat with a "history of violence" attacked a baby and trapped a family and their dog in a bedroom at their Portland home before being captured by police, authorities said on Monday.
The Sunday evening incident began when the cat, a black-and-white Himalayan, scratched a 7-month-old baby in the face, according to Portland Police Bureau spokesman Sergeant Pete Simpson.
The baby's father kicked the cat in the backside, which sent it into a rage, and the parents and baby, along with their dog, retreated into a bedroom as the father called police, Simpson said.
Meanwhile, the cat blocked the bedroom doorway and could be heard on the 911 call screeching loudly, Simpson said.
"He said that the cat has a history of violence," Simpson said, referring to the father speaking to the 911 operator.
http://news.msn.com/us/house-cat-in-oregon-attacks-baby-traps-family-in-bedroom