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Strategist
2015 Oct 1, 8:01pm
I just changed my mind. I do want a kid like that. Hey, that would make me God, won't it?
Joseph.
Not sure how that worked out for him but if your Jesus dies childless like the last one you'd stand to inherent his goodies.
You are forgetting something. The dude came back to life after 3 days. Does the brat have a right to claim back MY inheritance?
As there is no precedence, it's an eternal heaven for Jewish lawyers.
Patrick
2015 Oct 1, 8:03pm
bad for an uneducated, unemployed partying, alcoholic, water shilling, quack, outlaw gang leader who promises eternal torture unless you pay up.
jeezus rocks!
Strategist
2015 Oct 1, 8:12pm
And then punish me. :(
I was lucky my Dad never punished me.
He'd just give me a good swift hand up side the head, when he saw fit.
I didn't always see fit, let me tell ya. But he... he knew when it was time.
I was always getting punished. Parents teachers coaches and relatives.
Honestly, I was a trouble maker. But then, I turned out OK. No drugs, no crime, no pregnant girls, and finally, I took to education and got hooked. Married a true trophy wife, and still married after after 25+ years. My only crime...3 speeding tickets, and 2 parking tickets lifetime.
My dream....rob a major bank for $10 million, and getting away with it. :)
Patrick
2015 Oct 1, 8:15pm
My dream....rob a major bank for $10 million, and getting away with it. :)
best way is to be a banker.
New Renter
2015 Oct 2, 9:59am
You are forgetting something. The dude came back to life after 3 days.
So his grieving, whack job followers said but the fact is he disappeared just after that never to be seen again. Except on pieces of toast.
Legally he could be declared dead yet again.
Strategist
2015 Oct 3, 10:42am
You are forgetting something. The dude came back to life after 3 days.
So his grieving, whack job followers said but the fact is he disappeared just after that never to be seen again. Except on pieces of toast.
Legally he could be declared dead yet again.
And he is coming back to life again. How many times can you die and come back to life without staying dead?
You know what I think? I think his followers are trying to pull a life insurance scam.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3252949/Schoolboy-seduced-disgraced-teaching-assistant-reveals-sex-50-times-told-pregnant.html
Schoolboy seduced by disgraced teaching assistant reveals they had sex 50 times
A schoolboy seduced by a disgraced teaching assistant twice his age revealed last night that they had sex 50 times - and she told him he had made her pregnant.
The boy, aged 15 at the time, said how the two months of abuse by Caroline Berriman, 30, of Oldham, Greater Manchester, left him ‘scarred for life’ - and they had regular, unprotected sex.
Berriman, who taught at the 1,600-pupil Abraham Moss Community School, avoided a jail sentence last week despite admitting two counts of sexual activity with a child.
The boy, who criticised her suspended two-year sentence as ‘atrocious’, said their relationship grew to such an extent that Berriman’s two-year-old daughter started calling him ‘dad’.
They first started meeting after she asked for his phone number on Facebook - before going for drives and watching TV together, he claimed.
The boy told The Sun reporter Paul Keaveny: ‘We would call and text each other all the time and it got more and more into a sort of relationship. Then she started ringing me on weekends, asking if I was going round to hers.
‘It slowly got more serious. It got to a point where her daughter was calling me ‘dad’. I used to say to her “I’m not, I’m your mum’s friendâ€.’
The boy's relationship with Berriman - who tutored him in maths and English - was exposed when he told his brother, before his mother also found out and the boy contacted ChildLine.
Berriman allegedly asked him to run away with her, saying that if he declined to do so it would 'break my daughter’s heart'.
Manchester Crown Court was told earlier this month that she took part in sex acts with the boy - and was first hauled before the court in July, but the case was adjourned when she fell ill.
As well as the suspended sentence, Berriman faces 250 hours of unpaid community work.
Berriman must also obey a restraining order prohibiting her from contacting the boy – who cannot be named for legal reasons. He did not attend court and has now left the school.
Berriman was unavailable for comment last night. Last year, the Department for Education said two teachers a month were banned from the profession for inappropriate relationships with pupils.
#teachersex
#luckybastard