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Air travel is now such misery. Unfortunately, there are some destinations in which there is little alternative.
Great flyers know how to handle raising their arms above their heads like a common criminal while their genitalia is live-scanned to every monitor in the airport, with before and after images of their shrinking balls as the scan radiation takes their manhood, in a bid to create a new breed of "natural" transvestites, where the penis falls off instead of using surgery.
Yup it's the passengers fault there more leg room a mass transit transportation than your premium cheap seat airline ticket. It's the passengers fault your seat can't recline more than 5 degrees back, without smacking the passenger behind you in the face. It's the passengers fault, that Clockmeds cousins hijacked planes with a clear detailed endoctrine on why they did so and who was responsible. But we can't suspect that very group, so because of all of the other passengers we are squating and spreading our buttcheeks over a mirror for pure TSA fun, then being ran through a Microwave for domestic travel.
Oh and the fatphucks to they had a hand in the high soaring costs of airline tickets don't forget them.
WEEEEE! Do me again Assholes!!!
I had my seat encroached by a big woman on a 5 hour flight from Hawaii. It was not fair to me. I did not pay for the flight to be a victim of invading celluloid.
...and that's just ONE reason you should demand the minimum of 32 inch seat width, 36 would be best.
WHat if Hllary sat beside you? Do do want to breath that for the whole flight?
That woman didn't rob anything from you the airline did.
You do realize your desktop computer keyboard is wider than your airline seat?
...and that's just ONE reason you should demand the minimum of 32 inch seat width, 36 would be best.
That woman didn't rob anything from you the airline did.
Nice comeback.
Make the fatties pay for two seats.
At least it's better than what Southwest did to Kevin Smith.
http://gawker.com/5471463/update-the-kevin-smith-southwest-airlines-fat-flight-tweakout-of-epic-proportion
DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says
Flying on American is like asking someone to take a shit on your face and handing them a bucket of rancid clams to get them started.
The airline is a travesty.
My favorite airline to SFO is United. I can get a non-stop flight and first-class doesn't cost that much more.
www.youtube.com/embed/t7a0eQleWiw
I say let the crazy lady stay and then when the plane gets up to around 5,000 feet, depressurize the cabin and throw her and her mutt out the door. It would be very entertaining.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/danielreed/2016/09/12/its-our-fault-americans-ads-say-great-flyers-know-how-to-handle-the-hassles-of-air-travel/#3d5d5f5551b5
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