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Let's be honest, the only reason why you've heard about me was because I was born into a working class family and thus, had to work my way up the ladder, first in a worthless STEM track and then, in financial services, while becoming the hoe bonker that I am today.

If I were Rin Rockefeller, I would have been sexually serviced since puberty and thus, wouldn't have any affinity for the working classes out there.

I would have simply boinked and then, followed my natural interests in life.