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This is why we need a Star Trek holodeck

By Rin following x   2017 Aug 11, 12:59am 1,363 views   6 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Just in case there are any confusions out there.
1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 11, 11:14am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

"Holodeck, serve up some piping hot alien pussy!"

Holodeck: "Sorry, human resources eliminated all prototypes except the transgendered aliens with 12 inch dicks!"

2   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Aug 11, 11:38am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Just remember, the worst job in the 24th century is cleaning the holodecks. That's why they made Wesley do it.

3   Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Aug 11, 11:42am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Rin says

This is why we need a Star Trek holodeck

Be careful what you wish for. Some asshole disables the safety protocols and the next thing you know that hot holographic babe is a pre-op tranny and it's Crying Game time.

Or worse yet, a Ferengi.

4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 11, 11:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

In space, nobody can hear you come!

5   HEY YOU   ignore (7)   2017 Aug 11, 12:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

Beam me up Scottie!

6   Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Aug 11, 7:27pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote        

HEY YOU says

Beam me up Scottie!

He he he. Just go to a bar. Real women who get multiple orgasms, are still on earth.

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