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Media Now Just Offering Daily Update On Few Remaining Celebrities Not Embroiled In Scandals


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2017 Nov 18, 3:50am   947 views  4 comments

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A group of major news organizations joined the Associated Press today in announcing a new policy of simply reporting on the handful of remaining celebrities out there who still haven’t sexually assaulted anyone that we know of.

The policy was enacted in order to save time and avoid wasting thousands of man-hours uncovering scandal after scandal.

“We’ll just go ahead and provide a daily update on the five or six celebrities and politicians that we know of who are still scandal-free,” an AP representative said. “If we don’t mention a particular actor, director, or political leader in the morning briefing on ongoing sexual assault and harassment scandals, you can just assume some nasty revelation came out about them too.”

“It’ll be quicker and more efficient for everyone this way,” she added.

The first daily update put out Friday included close to a dozen actors and prominent U.S. leaders, all of whom were confirmed not to be involved in any scandal at the current moment.





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1   anonymous   2017 Nov 18, 7:17am  

I've got my angle on this but I'm keeping it to myself.
2   Y   2017 Nov 18, 10:50am  

First it's "five or six", then in the very next paragraph "close to a dozen"
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anonymous says
provide a daily update on the five or six celebrities and politicians that we know of who are still scandal-free
anonymous says
The first daily update put out Friday included close to a dozen actors and prominent U.S. leaders
3   Tenpoundbass   2017 Nov 18, 1:02pm  

Micheal Moore is keeping quiet isn't he?

Out of sight out of mind perhaps? I can't wait for the dudes he's assaulted steps forward.
4   MrMagic   2017 Nov 18, 3:48pm  

anonymous says
The first daily update put out Friday included close to a dozen actors and prominent U.S. leaders, all of whom were confirmed not to be involved in any scandal at the current moment.

The policy was enacted in order to save time and avoid wasting thousands of man-hours uncovering scandal after scandal.


There's getting to be so many Democrats involved, if they mentioned them all by name, it would take up the entire broadcast.

That wouldn't leave them enough time to bash Trump during their daily shows.

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