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A 21 step guide to a horrible retirement


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2019 Mar 17, 11:08am   6,039 views  121 comments

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There’s an abundance of advice on how to plan for retirement. Oh, it’s good advice. But it’s also a bit complicated, often requires discipline and always necessitates actually doing something.

And let’s face it: Who needs advice? Who wants to actually do something? Here are 20 ways to ignore the experts—and wreck your chances of a financially comfortable retirement:

1. Keep thinking retirement is so far in the future that there’s no need to act now. There’s still plenty of time. After all, you’re only [insert age].

2. Avoid saving when you’re young and instead play catch-up starting at age 50. At that juncture, the government allows you to save more in both employer plans and IRAs, so that must mean it’s OK to wait.

3. Bank on being able to work until age 75 or beyond.

4. Live for today, so you accumulate debt right up until the day you hope to retire.

5. Invest in individual stocks you pick personally. Almost as good: If offered a retirement plan at work, close your eyes and pick the three options that sound best.

6. Ignore all the retirement planning tools available to you. They’re just too time consuming.

7. Never contribute to your 401(k), because right now there are so many better uses for the cash. Can’t resist the savings urge? Make sure you contribute at a level where you don’t earn the full employer match.

8. Keep the same mix of investments at age 60 that you had at age 25. Change is not good.

9. Take your Social Security at age 62, needed or not. It’s your money. Grab it while you can.

10. Only save in tax-deductible accounts and don’t bother with the Roth, let alone taxable accounts. That way, you can spend your retirement paying ordinary income tax on all your investment gains.

11. Ignore the need to provide for survivors. Don’t designate beneficiaries for your 401(k) or IRA. Don’t bother with life insurance. Got a pension? Talk your spouse into agreeing to a single life annuity benefit. After all, it’s your pension, right?

12. Make sure all your savings are in tax-favored plans, so they aren’t easily accessible in an emergency. What about the income taxes and potential tax penalties? You worry too much.

13. Assume there will be a major drop in your spending when you retire. Make a list of all your expenses, just to be sure. Are things looking a little tight? For goodness’ sake, don’t tell your spouse.

14. Cancel that long-term-care policy you bought years ago. If you haven’t needed it so far, you likely never will—and, besides, you have plans for that premium refund.

15. You’ve been waiting so long to buy that boat or RV. You deserve it. And what do you know? It’s so easy to get a 401(k) loan.

16. Invest heavily in your employer’s stock. There’s no doubt it’s a good company—and not at all like Enron.

17. Don’t worry about inflation after you retire. It’s been low for years and no doubt it’ll stay that way.

18. When someone tries to explain the power of compounding, don’t bother listening to all that gobbledygook.

19. When there’s a big drop in the stock market, make sure you shift into bonds. There’s no point sitting around and losing everything.

20. Still got money left for retirement? Tell your adult kids you’re always willing to help them out financially.

21. Assume that you will never be the victim of a scam. Ignore the research indicating that 1 in 5 seniors is victimized - because you're far too smart to be 'taken.' Identity theft &/or fraud on your accounts could never happen to you. Added this one after reading the comments in the original article

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-20-step-guide-to-a-horrible-retirement-2019-03-16?mod=mw_theo_homepage

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111   AD   2019 Mar 19, 12:25pm  

Kakistocracy says
Work smart, not hard and delegate. Make the direct reports feel they are valued.


Spoken like a neo-bolshevik or a cynical neo-marxist. Or maybe some Democrat hack sitting in some Deep State career analyst job.
112   CBOEtrader   2019 Mar 19, 1:14pm  

Kakistocracy says
You have yet to point out where I am wrong


You start a conversation, then reject everthing anyone says of value. You turn even the most mundane interaction into an argument.

This appears to be the behavior of a very sad, angry man. Not something I nor anyone else can help
113   joshuatrio   2019 Mar 19, 1:15pm  

Kakistocracy says


Per the I proved your point - no, I didn't. As noted above the statement was work hard.


You did prove my point. You're trying to strawman your way out of this.

joshuatrio says


Work [manipulating people] + living below means/saving [ridiculously averse to spending on things that did not add value.] = retirement.


Kakistocracy says


Yes - that would be correct. I was "funned" out at 57 after 30 years with my last company, 10 with U.S. Steel before that. I made a career change in my late 20s and started working at age 14.


Sorry man. But that sounds like hard work. You woke up everyday, and went to the same miserable workplace for 30 years, working for someone else, so that you could retire. Which you did, because you worked hard and lived below your means.

That sounds like a shitty existence. Not necessarily because of your job, but your attitude towards your line of work. It sounds like you just wasted the last 30+ years of your life away doing something you hated [manipulating people to achieve results].
114   anonymous   2019 Mar 19, 1:58pm  

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Kakistocracy says

You have yet to point out where I am wrong
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You start a conversation, then reject everthing anyone says of value. You turn even the most mundane interaction into an argument.

This appears to be the behavior of a very sad, angry man. Not something I nor anyone else can help

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The mundane into an argument is the hallmark of the attack gang and if I may be so bold, take a good hard look at your comment history before throwing any accustations around. A good hard look.

Then look into the mirror for that of which you accuse others.

Same with the rejection of anything of value - these are the hallmarks of the 3Ps.

Position, Person and Politics, attack each one or all at once but attack and deflect

Now once again how about disclosing even in general terms just how badly someone gets fucked over when they try to get out from under an annunity. Some are much worse than the others - much worse.

This is part of the conversation with someone who sells this shit that brings rapid deflection, excuses and or silence.
115   anonymous   2019 Mar 19, 2:12pm  

joshuatrio says
Sorry man. But that sounds like hard work. You woke up everyday, and went to the same miserable workplace for 30 years, working for someone else, so that you could retire. Which you did, because you worked hard and lived below your means.

That sounds like a shitty existence. Not necessarily because of your job, but your attitude towards your line of work. It sounds like you just wasted the last 30+ years of your life away doing something you hated [manipulating people to achieve results].


No, never checked into the "same place" everyday for 30 years. 50% travel and sometimes more along with multiple cross country moves and long term TDY assignments.

I did not work for anyone, I did work with people. The work was interesting - it was the people that were not for the most part.

Working for someone - I left that to those that think I really did do that when the reality was significantly different but if it made them feel good - all part of the grand scheme .

Manipulation is very easy - as I told you it's actually boring after awhile.

"It sounds like" - that is projection and assumption. You have no idea if I wasted my life or not since you know nothing of my values and what I was able to do without having to work hard.

My attitude - do as little as possible to achieve your end goals and with your free time do what actually makes you happy.

Why work hard when you can find someone else to do your hard work for you.

Hence my mascot:

116   AD   2019 Mar 19, 2:16pm  

Kakistocracy says
Now once again how about disclosing even in general terms just how badly someone gets fucked over when they try to get out from under an annunity. Some are much worse than the others - much worse.


The only thing I can think of is that the FBI or law enforcement community would investigate this as fraudulent penalties and fees since they are that excessive.

I think they call them "surrender charges" for an insurance annuity and usually they are up to 10% if you decide to cash out in the first year.

https://www.thebalance.com/what-are-surrender-charges-2389029

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/122414/are-there-penalties-withdrawing-monies-invested-annuities.asp
117   AD   2019 Mar 19, 2:17pm  

Kakistocracy says
My attitude - do as little as possible to achieve your end goals and with your free time do what actually makes you happy.

Why work hard when you can find someone else to do your hard work for you.


This is domestic (i.e, AntiFa, Democrat Socialist, etc.) satire or this is some satire from a foreign actor (i.e., Moscow, Beijing, etc.).
118   anonymous   2019 Mar 19, 2:25pm  

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Kakistocracy says

My attitude - do as little as possible to achieve your end goals and with your free time do what actually makes you happy.

Why work hard when you can find someone else to do your hard work for you.
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This is domestic (i.e, AntiFa, Democrat Socialist, etc.) satire or this is some satire from a foreign actor (i.e., Moscow, Beijing, etc.).

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You have read Tom Sawyer and the gambit about painting the fence ?

No satire at all. I enjoy hard work as long as someone else is doing it - myself not so much.

Therefore the need to work smart, not hard and get others to do what you don't feel like or want to.

Delegate, delegate, delegate and get people on board with your scheme with the stakeholder - ownership spiel.

Toss out a few 50 or 100 dollar bonuses every now and then and a few free meals.

By the time most people catch on - you've been promoted and transferred for your hard work.
119   MrMagic   2019 Mar 19, 3:14pm  

Kakistocracy says
Hence my mascot:


Well, we know that's not your wife, apparently you can't have one where you live "inside".
120   MrMagic   2019 Mar 19, 3:14pm  

AD says
Kakistocracy says
My attitude - do as little as possible to achieve your end goals and with your free time do what actually makes you happy.

Why work hard when you can find someone else to do your hard work for you.


This is domestic (i.e, AntiFa, Democrat Socialist, etc.) satire or this is some satire from a foreign actor (i.e., Moscow, Beijing, etc.).


How about the truth from a Russian troll bot?
121   AD   2019 Mar 19, 3:28pm  

MrMagic says
How about the truth from a Russian troll bot?


I am not sure how much if any truth can come from them.

I suspect everything they write is in the context of loathing the USA.

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