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So....... I got Angry


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2022 Jul 11, 2:10pm   2,714 views  25 comments

by WookieMan   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

The fuck. Last night a couple of our neighbors and us were hanging out in the driveway. Fucking cunt rips through our street, door dash or uber eats, etc. We have no sidewalks so all the kids play in the street. Neighbors kid almost got clipped by her and my kids as well. When I say clipped, I mean almost ran over and I think one did get hit a little bit.

She makes her delivery to another neighbor (we don't know), we were already yelling at her and the one neighbor had the cops on the phone already. She then rips out of the driveway almost hitting the kids again. One neighbor stands in the middle of the street. She stops, 5 second convo and starts to peel out.

Now the fun starts. My anger got to me and I had a full unopened beer. I'm not as spry as I used to be but I can still chuck a baseball close to 80-85mph. I chuck the beer and nail the side of the bitches car. My info was taken and I admitted to what I did as I didn't care, she was close to killing kids. She's lucky I didn't have a gun.

So I email the Sheriff this morning and they have a report but I have to fucking FOIA my own police report as the cop didn't give me one. First run in with the law in 20 years, but I've got witnesses, dozen roughly, to what happened. I don't think the bitch is going to pursue anything though if she's smart. I think it was for her insurance to likely fix the massive dent I put in her car. Direct hit. Felt so good though.

I need to calm down though. I'm getting too old for shit like this. I'm turning into the get off my lawn Eastwood character. It was deserved though. I will protect my kids at all cost and even others kids. You only get one life and dying at 12 because of some fucking moron is not cool.

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2   B.A.C.A.H.   2022 Jul 11, 2:37pm  

Hi Wookie Man,
thank you for sharing. But you should delete it from the internet.
3   Ceffer   2022 Jul 11, 2:47pm  

B.A.C.A.H. says

Hi Wookie Man,
thank you for sharing. But you should delete it from the internet.

Yes, you don't want this winding up as State's evidence or a civil suit.
4   WookieMan   2022 Jul 11, 3:04pm  

I'm going to disagree guys. I appreciate the feedback, but the woman was purposefully trying to hit the kids. This is not an exaggeration. This wasn't driving down the right side of the road. the kids were an annoyance to her. I admitted everything to the cop. Everything is out in the open already. Deleting this will make zero difference. No one can dox me either with my account here.

My father was an attorney and my sister is. I actually plan to sue her civilly. Not joking hence why I talked with the Sheriff this morning. I threw something at her in defense of my kids. You had to be there. It was a dangerous situation. She likely needed information for insurance, hence a police report on her end. She ain't got shit, like nothing on me. Trust me.

I will get mine on this one guys, trust me. IL is lame, but she has no legal legs to stand on after attempting to hit children with a vehicle and 5-6 adult witnesses and 5 children witnesses. I DIDN'T receive a police report. So as of now I have nothing to do with it technically. I was just honest with the cop and he was cool. I already admitted damaging her car. Water under the bridge at this point.

It was a really good throw though.
5   PeopleUnited   2022 Jul 11, 3:38pm  

Would have loved to see that. What a bitch, she should lose her job and her license. I’m calling for a red flag law type punishment for her. She drove that car like it was a lethal weapon by the sounds of it. Never should be allowed to dive again.

Confiscate her car!
6   WookieMan   2022 Jul 11, 4:49pm  

PeopleUnited says

Confiscate her car!

That's a level beyond what I'd do. But she needs to learn a lesson. These side gig drivers have gotten bad. I'm going here and it might offend. She was black and didn't understand she was getting into hill billy country. The dude that called the cops was Puerto Rican and moved out of the city because it was shit. He's seen shit as have I. You cannot put up with it.

City people out in rural areas have no clue what can come at them. They think they're invincible. I intended to hit the car and not the driver to an extent. I wouldn't be lying if I said if the window was open and hit her I would be happy. It's 10,000% self defense of minors with 1 against 6 other adults. A beer can to the side of the car is laughable for what she did. I have no worries.
7   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 11, 5:16pm  

WookieMan says

City people out in rural areas have no clue what can come at them. They think they're invincible. I intended to hit the car and not the driver to an extent. I wouldn't be lying if I said if the window was open and hit her I would be happy. It's 10,000% self defense of minors with 1 against 6 other adults. A beer can to the side of the car is laughable for what she did. I have no worries.

Better look up the DA, just in case. Look for any "Open Society/Whatever" donations to his campaign.
8   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Jul 11, 5:36pm  

But the question we all need to know... what brand of beer did you chuck?
9   clambo   2022 Jul 11, 5:49pm  

It seems reasonable to pelt the dimwit’s car, good job.
10   Booger   2022 Jul 11, 5:54pm  

The police will do nothing. Now if you had gotten a video of the driver at least you could have maybe gotten them fired.
11   Ceffer   2022 Jul 11, 6:07pm  

The police will cite you for wasting beer. You'll get 30 days.
12   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Jul 11, 6:15pm  

self defense vs reckless driver right?

car is a fucking weapon, bitch was endangering everyone.
13   Onvacation   2022 Jul 11, 7:23pm  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

self defense

In NY they'd charge you with attempted murder.
14   WookieMan   2022 Jul 11, 7:56pm  

GreaterNYCDude says


But the question we all need to know... what brand of beer did you chuck?

Busch Light. My kid handed it to me.... I'm an angry person, but rarely do I physically act out like that. Like I said, first police interaction in 20 years. So I'm not some crazy person. Endanger my kids or someone else's that I know, get fucked.

Booger says


The police will do nothing. Now if you had gotten a video of the driver at least you could have maybe gotten them fired.

That's what I figure. She's probably just going to file an insurance claim to get the dent fixed. She was in the wrong and knew it. Fled the scene.

I'll say it again, the anger was strong. I fucking slammed that beer on her car from 30-40'. I don't think a dent puller tool will work. She can sue me. I've got the money. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't.
15   WookieMan   2022 Jul 11, 8:07pm  

AmericanKulak says

WookieMan says


City people out in rural areas have no clue what can come at them. They think they're invincible. I intended to hit the car and not the driver to an extent. I wouldn't be lying if I said if the window was open and hit her I would be happy. It's 10,000% self defense of minors with 1 against 6 other adults. A beer can to the side of the car is laughable for what she did. I have no worries.

Better look up the DA, just in case. Look for any "Open Society/Whatever" donations to his campaign.

I personally know the DA. That's another layer to this. Know people and have connections ALWAYS. It's why I can't leave IL. We're too well known and can get away with shit. I can talk my way out of any situation probably 200 miles in circumference from me. Maybe further now. We're bigger than politicians is all I'll say.

Outside of the region you wouldn't know my family, but if you're in N. IL or WI I can basically do what I want. And I'm not being hyperbolic. I emailed the Sheriff already and he's already on my side.... because I know him.

Another point for getting out of cities. There are too many people and it's much harder to pull the puppet strings.
16   HeadSet   2022 Jul 11, 8:31pm  

WookieMan says

I don't think the bitch is going to pursue anything though if she's smart. I think it was for her insurance to likely fix the massive dent I put in her car. Direct hit.

If she does file, I will wager that she says you called her the "N" word. Also, it does not seem likely that fixing such a dent would meet the deductible, even in the unlikely event she has comprehensive coverage. You may be seeing that dent for years to come if she still drives through your area. I guess when it comes to being a projectile, a can of Busch Lite is not "less filling."
17   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2022 Jul 11, 8:39pm  

HunterTits says

Neighborhood Watch sandbag emplacement for a 50 cal at the end of the street is the permanent solution to this shit.


Your other account was AF?
18   Blue   2022 Jul 11, 8:42pm  

@WookieMan feel bad for you and admired for your courage for self defense and trying to save kids however be careful what you putout as there are crazy folks around who use your words against you.
19   WookieMan   2022 Jul 12, 4:00am  

HeadSet says

WookieMan says


I don't think the bitch is going to pursue anything though if she's smart. I think it was for her insurance to likely fix the massive dent I put in her car. Direct hit.

If she does file, I will wager that she says you called her the "N" word. Also, it does not seem likely that fixing such a dent would meet the deductible, even in the unlikely event she has comprehensive coverage. You may be seeing that dent for years to come if she still drives through your area. I guess when it comes to being a projectile, a can of Busch Lite is not "less filling."

I had no interaction personally outside of chucking the can from 30+ feet away. Only the other neighbors got close enough to see here or try to communicate. A hispanic, Puerto Rican and a few other whites. Basically a diverse crowd. No clue of race until after the fact and I wouldn't care either way. I have a black nephew that will be with us until 18 for sure. It was pure emotion and fear for my kids and other children playing in the street.

It's not really a thru street so minimal traffic and short distance between stop signs. No reason to be driving on the wrong side of the road at 40mph in a 25. It was dusk, but you could clearly see the kids. Either way, it's 6 adults roughly against 1 person breaking the law.

With regards to insurance, I'm being a bit hyperbolic as I didn't see it, but the whole panel might need replacement. I'm not joking when I say I can throw hard. I was an all state athlete and did D-1 track in college. Remember, it was unopened. A roughly one pound projectile coming at minimum 60mph is going to be more than just a ding.

Either way the cop didn't put me in cuffs, so he didn't feel it was wrong after talking with all the witnesses. Only negative thing he said was that you don't know if they have a gun or something and that could have gone south. I'd agree. Anger and emotions can be tough though with kids involved. We're talking a national news story if she ran them all down, let's put it that way.

We're also talking a small residential street out in the cornfields.
20   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 12, 5:00am  

You need to get you one of those big B battery Lanterns, and a T-Shirt that says "Get the Fuck On!"



21   zzyzzx   2022 Jul 12, 5:33am  

WookieMan says

We have no sidewalks so all the kids play in the street.


Address this problem as well.
22   Onvacation   2022 Jul 12, 5:37am  

WookieMan says

We're talking a national news story if she ran them all down, let's put it that way.

No we're not, Wrong color
23   ForcedTQ   2022 Jul 12, 5:55am  

HunterTits says

Neighborhood Watch sandbag emplacement for a 50 cal at the end of the street is the permanent solution to this shit.


Or M134 on a turret mount
24   WookieMan   2022 Jul 12, 6:46am  

zzyzzx says

WookieMan says


We have no sidewalks so all the kids play in the street.


Address this problem as well.

I don't want sidewalks to be honest. Our location doesn't need them. That's why this event went to the extreme it did. Out of towner driving like trash for no reason.

Onvacation says

WookieMan says


We're talking a national news story if she ran them all down, let's put it that way.

No we're not, Wrong color

Regional news at least. It could have been really bad. One kid was Puerto Rican, so it would have been one POC. Although the driver was POC so maybe that would even out and the media would ignore it. I fear jail and it's the most brazen thing I've done since high school that would get me in trouble.
25   NuttBoxer   2022 Jul 12, 9:03am  

Should have pulled her out of the car and let the women beat her ass. I'd see about filing charges, a car can be defined as a weapon in court. Too bad you didn't shatter her window.

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